r/Wildfire • u/Wildhorse_J • 2d ago

Close the goddamn shitter lid

DID YOU KNOW that there is arcane technology built into porta shitters? See that tube that comes out the top? FACT It's called a stink tube. If you close the lid after doing your thing, the whole thing doesn't fill up with methane and smell like a goddamn sewer. It's very complex, I know. But if you take the crayons out of your mouth for one second and think about it, it might make sense. Signed a guy who doesn't want to smell your breakfast. CERRAR LA TAPA

P.s. I don't know who puts toilet paper in the urinals but you have a special place in hell

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u/TeaCrusher Tiny iAttack Helicopter (R4) 2d ago

Just use the PortaJ by the GIS tent. Skinny nerds shit less.

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u/failedirony FF2/GIZZ R8 1d ago

I'm kicking you out of all the Field Maps for spilling the beans. Also, butt-chugging monsters to stay up until 0200 printing maps makes for for nasty doodoo butter.

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u/TeaCrusher Tiny iAttack Helicopter (R4) 1d ago

Fine. I'll just send in updates by weird doodles on last week's georef'd pdf. I'm sure the shop will LOVE that....

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u/failedirony FF2/GIZZ R8 1d ago

We'll just throw you in Ops jail, aka the blue room with no toilet seat and no escape.