r/Wildfire 2d ago

Gallery A fire near my house

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u/rockshox11 :hamster: 2d ago

uh and you didn't go direct? cowward

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Nailedit-again 2d ago

You’d be fine. Wildfires are a conspiracy made by the government to keep people out of weapons testing sites. Wake up.

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u/jellofishsponge 2d ago

What's the weapon, uncrustables?

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u/Nailedit-again 2d ago

This particular case was probably the testing of long term effects of chocolate milk mixed with uncrustables on the human body. Terrible stuff.

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u/maphes86 1d ago

Who in the hell do you think you are, coming out here and discussing un[REDACTED]ables amongst civilians?!

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u/Spell_Chicken 1d ago

Today's 6 minutes for safety suddenly relevant