r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Witty_Operation2486 • Dec 07 '20

Proper Title He didn't want kids, I Guess..

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u/Caishen_IC3 Dec 08 '20

I know right? Like the board suddenly got extra thrust or something

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Im assuming its tied to a truck, and got stuck the post for half a second

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Yep. It got caught on the board while the truck kept moving. Tension on the rope built until it was enough to overcome the post and fuck buddy's nuts into 3020

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u/cheddacheese148 Dec 08 '20 edited Dec 08 '20

Which is probably better for them than the rope breaking and snapping back into them at warp speed.

Edit: "them" being his danglers

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Idk man. I think I’ll prefer a whip to the face over the full force of a diesel engine launching my balls into a 6” diameter 4x4 post

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u/CapJackONeill Dec 08 '20

I get your point, but the whip in the face would probably kill you.

Arguably, it would probably still be a better option.

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u/Papashrug Dec 08 '20

And fling his shoe a solid distance!

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u/BaronDeKalb Dec 08 '20

Losing both shoes = dead

Losing 1 shoe = unborn children are dead

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u/Stashmouth Dec 08 '20

Fuck buddy is something this guy won't be needing