r/WinStupidPrizes Dec 07 '20

Proper Title He didn't want kids, I Guess..

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u/ExternalUserError Dec 08 '20

It's really best for everyone that he not have kids.

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u/Spawn6060 Dec 08 '20

I mean, in all honesty, he took that like a champ. I would definitely be holding my crotch and crying like a whiny little bitch after I took a hit like that.

Still an idiot though.

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u/hesitantmaneatingcat Dec 08 '20

Looks like his chode took the brunt, still ouchie

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u/AbeyBhak Dec 08 '20

What's chode? Also which part of the world calls it a chode?

PS. Non-native English speaker

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u/hesitantmaneatingcat Dec 08 '20 edited Dec 08 '20

America. The space between your scrotum and your anus. Medical term is the perineum.

Edit: apparently Google and other comments say there are two slang definitions for chode. It's slang for perineum here.

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u/whatzittoya69 Dec 08 '20

Also known as the taint

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u/hesitantmaneatingcat Dec 08 '20

Lol yeah, but that's usually the female slang, because it ain't ass and it ain't pussy.

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u/whatzittoya69 Dec 08 '20

Still...it ain’t ass & it ain’t balls

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u/hesitantmaneatingcat Dec 08 '20

True, that's just the joke 'round these parts