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u/Pale-Criticism-7420 Roach 🐴 2d ago
Damn Cobie Smulders makes a pretty good Yen
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u/Zhiong_Xena 2d ago
Not really. She is beautiful, yet a rather fairly sized head.
Yen is described as a small triangular face, meaning the jawline starts at a much higher angle. She is also very petite, only reaching upto Geralts chest even with high heels, and geralt is not the tallest pf men himself.
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u/Turbulent_Course_550 2d ago
When I have amnesia; I throw the amnesia, and I am awesome. True story.
Hey, do you want to play a round of Gwent, bro?
I am a Wit... Wait for it! ...cher, I am a Witcher.
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u/TerminatorElephant 2d ago
As a Yen/Geralt shipper, would be funnier if Geralts’ eyes were edited to be looking past Triss at Yen
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u/DemorganX_ Team Triss "Man of Taste" 2d ago
I don’t understand the meme.. can someone explain?? Please
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u/ImColinDentHowzTrix 2d ago
Barney, the man, is a notorious womaniser. He has recently started dating Robin, the woman, who knows he's a womaniser. He's professing to have changed but of course she doesn't believe him. The waitress has very obvious cleavage and Robin assumes Barney will sneak a peek, but he doesn't, and instead looks around the waitress to stare at Robin, seemingly not noticing the obvious chest in front of him.
The meme is applying this to Geralt/Yen/Triss. Like Geralt can't be distracted by Triss because he only has eyes for Yen.
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u/PotrhlaSlecna 2d ago
Nice explanation! But Barney and Robin didn't date at this point. He wanted to tell her he's in love with her but didn't have the balls so in this episode after the "date" is over she got the waitresse's number for him like a wingman. They started dating by the end of the season. Haha, sorry, I watched it too many times xD It's my go to show when I'm having a dinner.
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u/PotrhlaSlecna 2d ago
This was episode of HIMYM in season 4. Barney is in love with Robin, but they are friends. He took Robin to a date. There was this super sexy waitress with huge bonkers (who would otherwise get his attention, but he's in love with Robin) so even when she was literally in his face with the boobs, he still wanted to make eye contact with Robin - it's funny bcs it's the same dynamic as in the Witcher (especially in the books). Triss literally tries to make moves on Geralt when he and Ciri took care of her while she was having a pretty terrible diarrhea and stomach sickness. Triss is desperately trying to get Geralt' s attention while he mostly thinks about Yennefer. But I would say it's not the same dynamic in the games.
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u/Yenneris 2d ago
Triss and Geralt ❤️
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u/drsyesta 2d ago
Yen can go fuck the unicorn or whatever
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u/Yenneris 2d ago
As long as it isn't Geralt 🤣🤣
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u/drsyesta 2d ago
Honestly, i found her insufferable all throughout 3 frankly
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u/Yenneris 2d ago
Yeah she can be really rude lol. Triss is better imo lol.
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u/drsyesta 2d ago
Not just rude but makes a bunch of selfish and dangerous choices. I agree triss is bae
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u/Delicious-Fig-3003 2d ago
It’s Triss and Yen (short for Yennefer)
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u/PotrhlaSlecna 2d ago
My man, if she's your main love interest, you could at least learn her name. 😂
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u/PlanetExpress3K 1d ago
Yennifer is pretty damn toxic and she’s Geralt’s weakness for sure. Especially in the books, but I’m only through book 5. Game Triss was amazing.
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u/Rymanjan 1d ago
After breaking the djinn's wish, Yen is all happy like omygosh, I still love you!! It wasn't the djinn after all!
If you choose to break up with her, it's gut wrenching, but also, like, Geralt has his memory back. He can remember all the times she just blatantly ignores his wishes, does what she wants despite his protests, uses him, abuses his trust, reads his mind even though he has told her time and time again that he hates it... Imagine that, after all that, Geralt decides "eh, maybe she isn't the one."
She's so shocked, like, but how?? My actions have consequences?!?!?
Wish there was an option to say, "and don't write." But Geralt tries to let her down easy with "but I still really like spending time with you, so let's stay friends." 🙄 Nah dude, you're finally free, go chase that firey fox
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u/212mochaman 2d ago
As a person who likes HIMYM, this is a pretty scuffed parallel. Triss and Yen are friends. Close friends.
Pretty sure Lily wasnt a waitress at a bar or restaurant
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u/Life__Mix 2d ago
lmao this is so accurate man 🤣