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u/Prestigious_Use5944 May 31 '25
Orange juice?
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u/ilikepiex38 May 31 '25
It was "you didn't beat anything, in fact, your body beat itself, it's like punching yourself in the face and cutting off your arm to stop it" or smn
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u/Lanthanum-140_Eater May 31 '25
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u/Pug_police May 31 '25
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u/pinkenbrawn May 31 '25
it doesn’t even make sense.
even if we think of it in “well akshually technically” sense, yeah ofc you yourself don’t kill all the cancerous cells, not even your immune system does in most cases - your body accidentally makes cancer (“punching yourself”) and your immune system (your “arm”) misses it, then you go through treatment, but that treatment isn’t killing off your entire immune system (in most cases, and even then it’s just a part of an entire treatment).
if you want to be evil, at least think of a better “burn”. but again, i don’t think in these categories and might’ve missed the wittiness of that guy idk
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u/Thereal_JetstreamSam May 31 '25
Now that's just stupid
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u/PhysicsChan May 31 '25
Weird to think that people like this are able to appear innocent and even socialize casually.
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u/LuigiBamba May 31 '25
Except cancer is not your body. Your cells are specialized little workers all doing their job to maintain a healthy system. Your body. Cancer cells are not part of that system. They don't work, they leech off ressources and grow to to problematic sizes, impeding on the workers ability to do their jobs. They have nothing but their own self interest at heart.
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u/ZombeansSlayer Jun 02 '25
It’s like my body is a little society of cells, and the cancer cells are the nazis. Terrible things, but very persuasive. It’s down to the soldiers (white blood cells) to destroy the nazis before there are too many nazis to defeat. Better analogy.
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u/Glittering_Swing7795 May 31 '25
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u/erthboy May 31 '25
He beat the game of not having a colon.😎
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u/fluxdeken_ May 31 '25
I need the original. Now!
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u/Glittering_Swing7795 May 31 '25
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u/Carljustthat May 31 '25
People say nasty shit when they're anonymous huh?
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u/Afro_SwineCarriagee May 31 '25
This isn't even nasty, it's just the dumbest "allegory" everyone has probably ever heard in their lives lmaoo
"guhm technically your beating youreself" Is soo insensitively stupid it's funny😂😭😭😭
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u/Pigeon_of_Doom_ 🏆🐦 AOTW Winner, March 10th 🐦 🏆 May 31 '25
The ori-what-now?
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u/Stunning-Lack-5727 May 31 '25
You can say original if it’s not on r/bonehurtingjuice
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May 31 '25
What's the original?
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u/Gin_Gagagoat May 31 '25
i don’t remember it word for word
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u/MLG_Countryballs May 31 '25
Does it have something to do with goku?
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u/Gin_Gagagoat May 31 '25
iirc the person commenting was saying he shouldn’t be too happy about “beating cancer”. Pretty sure they compared it to amputating an infected limb, “nothing to be happy about” yeah..
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u/Pigeon_of_Doom_ 🏆🐦 AOTW Winner, March 10th 🐦 🏆 May 31 '25
The ori-what-now?
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May 31 '25
? The original, what was the unedited comment?
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u/Pigeon_of_Doom_ 🏆🐦 AOTW Winner, March 10th 🐦 🏆 May 31 '25
Oh you mean the origami. Someone else described it in another comment.
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May 31 '25
What are you talking about? I'm genuinely so confused rn
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u/saurav69420 May 31 '25
People on this subreddit say other o words to mean original. It started with another sub. This person was sarcastically confused when you said original
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u/Pigeon_of_Doom_ 🏆🐦 AOTW Winner, March 10th 🐦 🏆 May 31 '25
What does or*ginal mean? Is it some breed of beetle?
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u/WalrusEquivalent4170 May 31 '25
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u/GumSL May 31 '25
"Wow! This cancer guy must be really strong! I can't wait to have a spar with him"
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u/sonicfan019393920 May 31 '25
I checked the original post, checked the comments, and sorted it out with controversial. And wouldn't you know it, it's people complaining that the OOP is just "karma whoring" his cancer post. Another thing they're complaining about is that r/pics should just be changed to r/cancer with how frequent pictures of cancer survivor patients gets posted there at the time. Allegedly OOP was also "complaining" about some downvotes on his post, but I couldn't really see for myself. A lot of the comments there have already been deleted.
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u/qualityvote2 May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25
The community has decided that this IS an antimeme!