r/anythingbutmetric 7d ago

Bitch, don't cut me off. I'm comparable to 13 rollerskating hippos

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u/GraXXoR 6d ago

Damn. There I was imagining someone carefully measuring out a line of coke and getting hit by a bus.

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u/kelariy 5d ago

Same, except I was imagining them doing it in front of 13 angry roller skating hippos.

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u/GraXXoR 5d ago

At first it was a bus but after the line of coke it was indeed 13 angry hippos....