r/assholedesign • u/Tal20081 • Oct 12 '21

This anti-homeless bench.

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u/quaderrordemonstand Oct 12 '21

Perhaps, but I didn't especially want to do that between two sitting people.

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u/-inhales-AHH Oct 12 '21

It’s called a power move

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u/Bbrowny Oct 12 '21

Step 1: lean on the bench Step 2: fart while staring at someone directly in their eyes

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u/mellow_plexus Oct 12 '21

the imposing lean, I like it, girls like it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21 edited Apr 01 '22

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u/HighPriestofShiloh Oct 12 '21

And when you say middle school boy you just mean straight men in general right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21 edited Apr 01 '22

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u/HighPriestofShiloh Oct 12 '21

Well that I guess is the growing pains of a teenager. Learning that you want to stare while also learning you aren’t allowed to stare. Adults never stop wanting to gawk at something they find attractive they just learn that they ought not to act on that want.

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u/Neuchacho Oct 12 '21

It's called training. You know, being aware without drawing attention. You don't think I've noticed those 34 C's in the camouflage tank top setting up a tent directly to the left of us? Or how about those twin cannons hiking up a mountain ridge 50 yards due west? Or the ridge itself? Round mounds of grass shaped like...

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u/UTI_UTI Oct 12 '21

Fuck you and stop assuming every kid is horned up to the point of not controlling themselves

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u/yinyang107 Oct 12 '21

Well, that escalated quickly.

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u/FroggyUnzipped Oct 12 '21

Said in an uncontrollable fit of rage lol

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u/labamaFan Oct 12 '21

Right, because middle school boys are renowned for their prudishness and impulse control.

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u/Consistent_Field Oct 12 '21

every kid

He said “ just about” which means he didn’t mean every kid would, but majority of teen boys would. Which is accurate.

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u/Neuchacho Oct 12 '21

It's angry or horny and you've chosen poorly.

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u/Bbrowny Oct 12 '21

What about if you're trying to look bored/cool?

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u/True2this Oct 12 '21

Good place for farting