r/bitchimabus • u/JayGatsby52 • 6d ago

Bitch, I got hit by an Avalanche.

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703 Upvotes

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u/GLTHFJ60 6d ago

That's not an avalanche, it's a Ridgeline, lol

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u/Xboxben 6d ago

Its actually a truck

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u/Thefear1984 5d ago

Daaaaad-uh! You’re embarrassing meeeee!

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u/PepperJack386 5d ago

Ayo we got a comedian ova here

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u/Mogul_Destroyer 5d ago

That's where you are wrong. Just simply having a bed doesn't make a truck. A truck should be body on frame, which the Ridgeline isn't. It should have selectable 4x4, lots of torque, and off road capabilities, all things that the Avalanche does have, and the Ridgeline does not

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u/fastal_12147 6d ago

Whatever it is, it's ugly.

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u/JayGatsby52 6d ago

That makes the joke suck tho.

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin 6d ago

Bitch, I fell off a ridge

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u/LastChingachgook 6d ago

Naw he is right. That does suck.

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u/autalley 6d ago

Honestly I thought it was funny until they corrected you lol

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u/SkyeMreddit 6d ago

Definitely not a left turn arrow on that traffic light so unless it’s a delayed green, the bus is at fault

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u/squirrelbus 6d ago

Unless the truck was on their cellphone and did some stupid

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u/SkyeMreddit 3d ago

Is someone has to slam their brakes to avoid you turning, you are at fault for a bad turn

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u/squirrelbus 3d ago

Not if the truck ran the light

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u/LastChingachgook 6d ago

You took my love, you took it down.

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u/notjordansime 5d ago

thats a ridgeline u big dummy

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u/bagofwisdom 5d ago

Bitch, I high-centered on a Ridgeline.

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u/Riyeko 5d ago

Bitch, I'm turning here!

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u/Schoolbusfoamer24 4d ago

Honda Ridgeline

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u/DumbQuestionsAcct123 5d ago

Thats not an avalanche, thats the extra chromosome having cousin called a honda ridgeline.

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u/Jordyspeeltspore 4d ago

thought I was on r/crossout for a second