r/blackmagicfuckery • u/imJackWilson • 1d ago

His Eyes

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u/MWMWMMWWM 1d ago

Jeff Benzo

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u/doubleapowpow 1d ago

Howie Handel

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u/zachmoe 1d ago

Booker T Baw wit da Bawsington

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 1d ago

Vin Gasoline

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u/ZekeZulu 1d ago

Gin Vaseline

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u/OmegaOra 1d ago

Bin Dhalsil

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u/shahsaad 1d ago

Dhalsim

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u/Fearless-Leg2568 22h ago

Piotr Szczerek the guy that steals a hat from a kid

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u/Gamer-Biker 18h ago

Peter shit-Shrek

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u/dustyschmackleford 1d ago

Sounds like a spin off smut parody aimed towards the 50 years old and counting crowd

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u/organiclovers69 18h ago

Great drag name!

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u/ImMadeOfClay 1d ago

Vin Number

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u/butterbleek 22h ago

WillemVinDeFoe

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u/Ellexoxoxo33 21h ago

This got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Impressive_Ad_5614 1d ago

I spit out my coffee

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u/soulseeker31 1d ago

Lobert Drowney Jr.

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u/wasdxqwerty 1d ago

Ballsim

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u/Nazrael75 1d ago

Farooq Skytalker

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u/oysterperso 1d ago

My gay uncle

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u/oysterperso 1d ago

Farooq is always up to no good

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 1d ago

Scrawny Scorpion king

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u/Fluid-Sun-3311 21h ago

Professor Y

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u/Ysfysfd 1d ago

Underrated comment

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u/yyc_engineer 1d ago

Yoga fireball.

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u/eu4euh69 1d ago

Yoga!

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u/phoucker 1d ago

No its Moby.

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u/EtTuBrutAftershave 1d ago

Or is it the Dean?

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u/Mr-Kuritsa 1d ago

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...

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u/No-Ice7397 1d ago

Dean not see that comin

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u/Amaranth1313 1d ago

Should I know who that is? Sorry, I have Changnesia

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u/No-Ice7397 1d ago

Dean you worry about it

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u/gonzop1 1d ago

Jimmy Dean

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u/Empty_Amphibian_2420 1d ago

What’s Dean got to do with it?

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u/hell-iwasthere 1d ago

Nobody listens to technooooooooooo

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u/Ehrmagerdden 1d ago

I just settled all my lawsuits - fuck you, Debbiiiiiie!

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u/happybdayjimmie 1d ago

can get stomped by obie

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u/nokman013 1d ago

Somebody SAAAAAVVVEEEE himm

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u/Immediate-Writing330 1d ago

You can get stomped by Obie

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u/croatiatom 1d ago

Moby Dick?

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u/Oldfolksboogie 1d ago

He can get stomped by Opie

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u/User_Name_Tracks 8h ago

Blowby.

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u/calvariumhorseclops 5h ago

It just feels so empty without me

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u/Better_Redd 6h ago

So this is what Moby is doing these days? Lateral move...

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u/br3nt3h 1d ago

Nice 😂

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u/Slight-Amphibian4663 1d ago

Mowie Handel Messiah

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u/ascarymoviereview 1d ago

Shape shifter between the two

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u/EquivalentRoyal4062 1d ago

Yeah, Howie do dat?

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u/Inevitable_Pudding94 1d ago

More like howie man don’t

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u/34shadow1 1d ago

I was about to say I wondered what Howie Mandel was up to nowadays lol.

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u/GrooveStreetSaint 1d ago

Mola Ram

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u/Asleep_Frosting_6627 1d ago

He touches people’s hearts

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u/St0n3yM33rkat 1d ago

And then shows you 100 different ways to levitate them

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u/-Cavefish- 1d ago

Only people of culture could get that…

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u/Salt_Painter_4871 1d ago

Insane reference 😂

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u/streetberries 1d ago edited 1d ago

/r/WalmartCelebrities would love this

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u/Velvettouch89 1d ago

David Plain

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u/Splizmaster 1d ago

Well done

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u/Muadeeb 1d ago

Amazombie

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u/Elvl3 21h ago

Amazombie basic

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u/Uhohtallyho 1d ago

I can't stop watching this and laughing at your comment. It's funny due to the high level of accuracy.

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u/Arctic_Jake2 1d ago

Jeff bezos if he was poor

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA 1d ago

Jeff pesos

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u/Eleventy43 1d ago

This is the one LoL

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u/Eowaenn 22h ago

You won the internet today.

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA 18h ago

Aww thanks! Im glad you enjoyed my silly comment!

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u/_deep_thot42 1d ago

That was the joke ;)

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u/jai_kasavin 1d ago

Meth Faceos

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u/Responsible_News_219 17h ago

How is he poor? Magicians are poor now?

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u/TacticalSpackle 1d ago

Jeff Benadryl. Currently communing with the Hat Man.

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u/ItsBlare 1d ago

Jeff Bozo

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u/fakieTreFlip 1d ago

Benzos* but yeah

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u/DarkMsn 1d ago

Just came here to write this

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u/NoFan2216 1d ago

Jeff Crazo

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u/BlingBomBom 1d ago

Beeg Rainolds

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u/Zorpfield 1d ago

Stanley's Tuccis

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u/Tomatochairman 1d ago

Robert Downbad Jr

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 1d ago

Now we’re talking! Bezos is my old man creepy billionaire crush. I want him to name a yacht after me. The SS Sloppy Pig Bottom.

God Bless!

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u/MarionetteScans 1d ago

Tony Stark built this in a cave

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u/Leo-Divide 1d ago

Imostep-brother, what're you doing?

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u/Rawlott1620 1d ago

Jeff Crayzos

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u/ShriRamJanaki 1d ago

Amazoing

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u/FederalEconomist5896 1d ago

Brother looks like Dhalism

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u/saint_ryan 1d ago

With costume contacts.

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u/Bazoobs1 1d ago

This is my self-given DJ nickname 😂

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u/Formal_Estimate_1157 1d ago

Man I didn’t laugh that hard in a long time

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u/reformedjerkoff 1d ago

Just so damn funny.. thank you for this!

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u/Longjumping_Youth281 1d ago

Yoga flame!

Yoga fire!

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u/DireEvolution 22h ago

Bro I'm fucking crying lmao

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u/spackletr0n 22h ago

I was thinking Scott Baio but couldn’t come up with a good pun for it. Help me!

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u/OkDetective3458 21h ago

wally bayola without bold

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u/SonicDNA 20h ago

🤣

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u/DualPinoy 12h ago

Johnny Tins

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u/CrashOutJones 11h ago

Jeff Bezos over here doing side quests. bruh.

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u/chicken_ice_cream 10h ago

Comments like this are WHY I come to Reddit

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u/Ok-Anxiety3607 9h ago

*Jeff Bozo

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u/No_Bar_7084 2h ago

Beff Jenzo

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u/Flaming-Core 2h ago

Ben Gvir

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u/DoughNotDoit 1d ago

this is what he'll be doing if Amazon failed back then

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u/AgentEntropy 1d ago

... and another demo for his company, WooWoo Origin.