r/blackmagicfuckery 1d ago

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u/Dazzling-Adeptness11 1d ago

It's a kit. This has been posted a couple times and others have said it's a kit you can buy and a technique you have to learn. I've read it's not easy

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u/gaz61279 1d ago

Yeah it's a kit containing 2 sticks and 2 glass balls and you basically have to learn to levitate them by yourself. It's really tough.

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u/lebastss 1d ago

I'm still working on my other kit. Grey hood, robe, and a staff. I still can't help middle earth.

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u/Second-Creative 1d ago

Have you fought a Balrog yet? I heard that's a pretty important step.

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u/mroreocakester 1d ago

God that’s the worst part

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u/MogMcKupo 1d ago

Did you buy the DLC “Flame of Anor”?

Makes it a cakewalk

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u/mxpxillini35 1d ago

I pirated the "great eagles" patch. Makes easy work of everything honestly.

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u/OldKingCoaI 1d ago

The "great eagles" patch has been removed from all mod lists as it is a direct violation of TolkienSoftworks Ltd.

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u/mxpxillini35 1d ago

Gotta know where to look.... You fools.

:D

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u/chiku00 1d ago

Next time, throw yourself in there and rid us of your stupidity.

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u/reddituseronebillion 1d ago

I didn't mind it. I happened to have some sausages and a roasting stick on me. Turns out the poor guy was just hungry, so we roasted some sausages over his arm. He fell asleep after and then I cut off his fucking head.

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u/ishkariot 1d ago

Ah the good old sausage arm-roast nap beheading. Classic move.

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u/EnvBlitz 1d ago

That is just luck on your part. The hardest part is finding one. Seriously tho where do you found that one?

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u/reddituseronebillion 1d ago

I live about a dwarf toss away from an ancient mine, so I just lead a fellowship of noisy people through there until one is attracted by the sound.

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u/hidden_secret 1d ago

I got so afraid in front of the Balrog, my hair turned white.

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u/Rezzone 1d ago

It's easy. You just have to die. It's a scripted loss.

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u/SuitednZooted 1d ago

The worst part, that’s god

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u/Biichimspiderman 1d ago

How you know that?

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u/SuitednZooted 1d ago

because if it wasn't...it was...don't think about it too hard...just supposed to be a play on words.

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u/ExcitingSavings8225 1d ago

Finding one is such a pain, they are practically extinct.

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u/1nitiated 1d ago

Yeah you shall not pass that part

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u/Brewchowskies 1d ago

I can’t seem to pass this one.

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u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n 1d ago

cause you shall not pass, duh

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u/Constant-Cricket-960 1d ago

Have you tried running, you fool?

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u/samforestlim 1d ago

Running doesn't work you have to fly.

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u/Usakami 1d ago

Fighting Balrog is the last step. Afterwards he gets a white robe. It's like the final exam

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u/No_Internal9345 1d ago

Isn't the first step falling from orbit and landing near wandering short people?

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u/The_Scarred_Man 1d ago

Seriously, just die and come back a master wizard, not that hard bro

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u/lebastss 1d ago

Bro I can't even light up a small cave, only flickers.

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u/deadleg22 1d ago

Yeah I feel ops video isn't actually hard is just a lack of xp.

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u/rtz13th 17h ago

Still doing the initial exam. And he shall not pass.

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon 10h ago

And it's a test that it's almost guaranteed YOU SHALL NOT PASS

...I'll see myself out

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u/Iandudontkno 9h ago

But do it on a bridge then you both have to fall into infinity.

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u/bonecows 1d ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

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u/Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m 21h ago

Its an older meme sir, but it checks out

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u/Wizard_Hatz 21h ago

And you thought I wouldn’t find you?

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u/stryakr 1d ago

damn I gotta write down your names or something

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u/Wizard_Hatz 21h ago

Grab you quill and takes notes.

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u/ggk1 1d ago

There it is

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u/Lingonberry3324Nom 19h ago

Oooo I like role play

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u/Laxku 17h ago

I cast level 5 eroticism.

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u/baby_blobby 1d ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/Wizard_Hatz 21h ago

Now take it off. I have spoken.

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u/Lingonberry3324Nom 19h ago

Oooo I like role play

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u/SenorNoNombre 1d ago

I knew a guy once who did that. His name was... Jangalf, or something.... Anyway, it took him like 1000 years to get the hang of it!

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz 1d ago

I think the Snoopesque quantities of Pipe Weed may have helped...

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u/SenorNoNombre 1d ago

He did pick up a few unproductive hobbi.... er... habits along the way, now that you mention it.

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u/mr_nefario 1d ago

For an extra $12.99 / month, you can upgrade to the white hood, robe, and staff and increase your chance of helping middle earth by 66%.

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u/RedDiamond6 1d ago

Yeah, but....do you know where the ring is? That's pretty important.

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u/joe_s1171 1d ago

the guy that’s wearing it has it.

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u/RedDiamond6 1d ago

Smartass 😂

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u/Aussie2Kiwi81 1d ago

Nice try Sauron.

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u/RedDiamond6 1d ago

😂 look, I think the guy wearing the robe with the staff needs to be examined, okay, cause he never answered the question.....

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u/BappoChan 1d ago

I should’ve got grey, I got the white hood with pointy hat and now I get bad looks at the magic convention

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u/Saughtvol 1d ago

Imagine going and slaying all those goblins that live in the tents behind the old factory and you put all your points into “levitate stick, eyecolor change:cosmetic with potential debuff to scratched cornea..”

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u/ImDoubleB 1d ago

Robinhood, is that you?

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u/Ldawg74 1d ago

Does the staff pour out infinite sand or salt?

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u/RandyLahey131 1d ago

You took the hobbit out and fed it right?

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u/abraxasnl 1d ago

And my axe!

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u/idonknowwhat 1d ago

You just haven’t arrived yet

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u/HashishAbdulKebab 1d ago

Does the staff have a habit of occasionally turning into snakes and can it part the Red Sea?

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u/Head-Ad9893 1d ago

Color of the robe was important to add. This could’ve went left.

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u/VellyD 1d ago

I bought that kit and took that class too…. But I could not pass.

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u/gefjunhel 1d ago

well first off you need to find a hobbit send him on a mission with dwarfs and then 60 years later send his nephew on a journey and boom you helped middle earth

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u/SigSweet 1d ago

Yeah that one's really hard too

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u/cloudcats 1d ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/paradox34690 1d ago

I put on my wizard hat...

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u/xtheory 1d ago

Have you tried enlisting help from some Hobbits?

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u/HestynFrontman 1d ago

Does it come with halflings leaf?

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u/Wizzle-Stick 1d ago

did you order your laser sword add on pack? that usually helps a lot

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u/Starseid8712 1d ago

Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

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u/Sir_Richard_Dangler 1d ago

You just gotta bleach the hood. And your hair.

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u/Navydad6 1d ago

My kit has an ICE vest and a potion of reduced intelligence.

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u/Azrael_The_Bold 1d ago

Better to go the Gandalf route than the Aleister Crowley route.

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u/Slappy-_-Boy 1d ago

Shit it was supposed to be gray? Someone told me white. Brb gonna exchange this.

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u/Dazzling_Strain_5499 1d ago

It’s because you have not yet obtained “and my axe”

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u/Aggradocious 1d ago

puts on wizard robe and hat My kit is working out

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u/Doccyaard 1d ago

Bleach that shit white. I remember seeing somewhere that it helps.

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u/vtsandtrooper 1d ago

Well thats because you need a white hood and robe in order to help middle earth. Duh

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u/rothael 1d ago

My kit came in and people keep telling me I look like the Cookie Crisp wizard, which is not even a reference I get because the Cookie Crisp mascot wasn't a wizard when I was a kid; it was a burglar.

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u/Independent-Eye-1321 1d ago

I working with the one that have a gag, whip, rope, cuffs and a dildo.

/s

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u/BorntobeTrill 1d ago

You need to sacrifice yourself in furtherance of a trope-like ideal that you were placed on earth to propogate for. Ideally you do it really heroically and save some people and you say something kind of cool like, "away, you doldrums."

Quote needs work but thats your job

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u/Pyrex_Paper 22h ago

But can I pass?

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u/servercobra 20h ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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u/VanimARRR 3h ago

It's a terrible day for me and I am hating myself for doom scrolling reddit, but by God man, you just made me laugh out loud and get motivated to get back to life with joy in my heart. Thank you so much for this, I needed that.

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u/Leaf_Atomico 1d ago

I've been working my stick and two balls too, but this is not the result that I get

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u/Caramel-Secure 1d ago

Gotta keep practicing. That’s the fun part.

EDIT: Sorry! Meant the HARD part.

EDIT 2: I give up… going back the practicing (3rd time today)

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u/SconnieSwampWitch 1d ago

Sounds like you're just missing a stick. It's supposed to be two sticks and two balls. Get yourself another stick, and then you should be set 

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u/Spiders_13_Spaghetti 1d ago

Try rolling the larger of the two balls across a willing participants head. Back and forth, back and forth until you get the hang of it. They should find it not dissimilar to a massage too, win-win.

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u/Worldfiler 21h ago

Does the stick not stand? The balls i have, levitate sometimes. But I have to concentrate extra hard for that to happen.

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u/Lava-Chicken 1d ago

I've got a stick and two balls. I can levitate the stick but not the balls. I'm almost there

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u/Immersi0nn 1d ago

Ah that's easy just gotta tense your stomach muscles...

Wait what are we talking about?

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u/beerandabike 1d ago

Levitating sticks and putting balls on your forehead.

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u/NorymSopmac 1d ago

Don’t forget the Googly eyes

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u/WigglesPhoenix 1d ago

Fuckin instruction book is written in esoteric symbols too, don’t waste your money

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u/lettsten 1d ago

Those are called letters. First you need to attend a weird cult with mystical daily meetings in order to learn the arcane secret called mind reading

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u/No_Maize_230 1d ago

I am stuck after step 1, obtaining the kit.

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u/TomaCzar 1d ago

For those connoisseurs of fine self-help materials such as described above, may I humbly submit my own enablement publication, focusing specifically on avian artistry.

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u/Positive_Listen_4739 1d ago

Goddamn I don't know why but this made my day.

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u/PsyJak 1d ago

Just learn to levitate them, sure

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u/VerbalGuinea 1d ago

Even if this were the top comment, it would still be underrated.

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u/ZootSuitGroot 1d ago

Right? I was flying though comments and hit that one - a rare perfect comment on Reddit - and nearly woke my partner…. First from laughing, then from wanting to share it with her. lol. She’s displeased now. But once she rereads it when she’s awake again she’ll understand.

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u/VStarlingBooks 1d ago

Tough for some.

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u/lady_faust 1d ago

There is no spoon

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u/toothofjustice 1d ago

The trick to getting them to levitate is to make them forget that they're supposed to be falling.

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u/Yourmindiscontrolled 1d ago

I've only got 1 stick and 2 balls, and levitation at my age takes some work.

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u/Shatalroundja 1d ago

If we learn to levitate them, can we use the skill to levitate other stuff, like, I don’t know, maybe lift an X-Wing out of a swamp?

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u/darkoopz43 1d ago

The real trick is selling it all to the next sucker.

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u/Krutiis 1d ago

It actually looks like it comes with lots of sticks, if you look in the background.

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u/cork5ea 1d ago

I read that as 2 glass eyeballs 🤪

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u/QuasiSpace 1d ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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u/Nhughes1387 1d ago

I’ve levitated worse things

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u/ehhish 1d ago

I'd rather just learn magic. Hogwarts I go.

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u/KnifeFightAcademy 1d ago

Must be nice to have 'stick money'

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u/SippinOnHatorade 1d ago

Bruh I been pondering orbs for years and still have not come close to this

However, my skill in Glockmancy has been shooting through the roof

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u/DrakonILD 1d ago

Shit, my kit only came with one stick and two balls. Do you think I can get a refund?

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u/Creation98 1d ago

You can pick one up in your local forest

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u/Adventurous-Peace691 1d ago

You forgot the fishing line

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely 1d ago

What about the eyes, though? Is he hiding contacts under his eyelids or something?

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u/Dude-88 23h ago

This!

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u/Pikibee 22h ago

How to draw an owl

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u/b00y0h 21h ago

I sell this kit for $99 on my website. We’re out of stock right now.

[walks out to backyard to restock]

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u/VanityOfEliCLee 21h ago

That must be from the same company that I bought my book from. Its bound in a weird kind of leather and most of the words are in a language I cant pronounce well, weird stuff like fthagn. Dont know what it means, but the eye on the cover looks at me a lot.

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u/Lttlcheeze 19h ago

Sounds like he's using his Quidditch set wrong

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u/Son_of_Atreus 16h ago

Sounds like those perpetual energy devices you can buy online.

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u/qwibbian 15h ago

so you're saying there is no spoon? 

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u/juntius 14h ago

where can I buy it?

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u/00sas00 7h ago

Is there a variant with a robe and a wizards hat?

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u/FlameShadow0 1d ago

Cool. That’s explains literally nothing

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u/Skullclownlol 1d ago

Cool. That’s explains literally nothing

Little gold ball uses hard to see string attached to other body parts (best guess is forehead?) to "levitate", hands push the string to move it in any direction. The "spinning around the ball to show it's not attached" is fake, the rotation isn't complete, there are gaps.

Clear orb is simpler, he's just holding it, it just looks like he isn't because of the distortion.

Contact lenses were under the eyelids, placed beforehand.

The sticks I'm not sure - first stick maybe weighted heavily at the bottom, e.g. empty out the bottom and fill it with some concrete? Second stick I don't know.

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u/round-earth-theory 1d ago

Something to know, there's some really neat sticky tack that magicians use to quickly attach/detach the string from what they're manipulating. You can't see it because they use sleight of hand to keep the tack hidden and they only use a tiny amount. That's how he's able to take the gold ball in and out of "suspension" so easily. Also these objects are often a lot lighter than you'd expect.

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u/FluidFrog 1d ago

IIRC it's just dental wax.

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u/goldfishpaws 1d ago

"Magicians Wax" - not expensive seeing as you use tiny amounts, but you can get extremely cheaply using silicone wax ball "disposable" earplugs.  One pack for £2.50 from the chemist and enough to last years and years.  

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u/flyingthroughspace 1d ago

Which explains why it sticks to his head and how he uses his thumbs on the back of it to lift it up.

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u/Nini-hime 1d ago

But how the actual fuck do you make contacts stick to you eyelids and then release them at the correct moment to properly go over your eyes without having immense pain?? O.o

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u/Gold_Assistance_6764 1d ago

It’s a kit.

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u/Gurrgurrburr 1d ago

Obviously a kit.

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u/Sipikay 1d ago

can recognize a kit a mile away

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u/furiant 1d ago

Sometimes they just slide out of place if you rub your eyes too hard. It's mildly uncomfortable, but you can get used to it. He's just practiced at displacing them.

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u/iporktablesforfun 1d ago

Its not that hard, I used to do it with my normal contacts back when I wore them

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u/myco_psycho 23h ago

It's an effect called Biokinesis by Berk Eratay. You can find the video online.

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u/iowanaquarist 16h ago

Getting them on is easy. Put them in the corner of your eyes, and just don't roll your pupils into the cups. They are shaped the same as your pupils, so once you point your pupils into the cups, they fit and stick.

Getting them off your pupils is easy if you use your hands. Close your eyes, and bend the contacts, then roll your eyes to the side, and push the lens the other way.

Works with soft lenses, but not hard.

Side note, oasys for astigmatism are black light reactive, and using the above trick makes for some really crazy haunted house effects ...

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u/Worldly_Influence_18 1d ago edited 22h ago

He makes a couple of motions when he's doing the contact lens thing to loop the monofilament behind his neck.

Edit: especially when he does some sort of motion around the orb on his head. I think his bulky necklace is intended to cover the line

If you look closely you can see where the nylon is digging into his skin a little at the back of his neck

Edit 2:

https://imgur.com/a/sX3hrFM

I think its attached to his necklace which is probably weighted

The line is tacked into place behind his ear then runs up and over and hangs off of his bald head.

He bows his head to make it drop

Then transfers the line to his hand or uses his hand to pull the line away from his head to make it appear it hasn't been hanging from it

Every part of his get up is part of the trick.

One of the lines on the stick is attached to an anklet and he's sitting yoga-like cross legged to keep the line stable

The heavy chunky necklace with very tight links he can friction fit the end of the line into (probably already there at the start with the free end of the line hanging loose, ready to be tacked to the ball)

The ball is an electroplated ping pong ball to make it appear like a heavy ball bearing. It's too light to create a visible indentation on his scalp but in order to really hide it, he needs to fully shave his head

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u/TheEyeDontLie 12h ago

Thanks for this depth. I've seen similar before and could never quite understand it beyond "theres super thin fishing line".

This guy was great to watch tho, the flair was cool especially the eye trick.

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u/No_Pomegranate8715 1d ago

Overused explanation but the sticks may be painted magnets

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u/Legitimate-Wind9836 1d ago

I was thinking the gold ball might be attached to the back of the room somewhere, with the string bending over his shoulder/head/hands or something for manipulation. I think this would allow for a bit more freedom for how he throws the ball around and such. Just a guess though

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u/trixel121 1d ago

it's his fore head, the balls a pendulum.

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u/disposablehippo 1d ago

I think there is a string on the first stick (like a bow) to which the second stick attaches.

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u/nohikety 1d ago

Yep, the gold ball is on a string to the top of his head. It swings when his head swings. That's why he grasps the string between his fingers and lifts his hand forward to prevent the swinging and make it not so obvious, then when he moves his hand forwards, the ball goes forward and upwards as he moves his hand and head.

The upright stick is on a string from the top of the stick to the edge/bottom of the mat, and then the horizontal stick rests on that same string. Not sure how it's so stable horizontally though..

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u/Beneficial-Category 1d ago

If it's from the kit I think it is the first stick magnet paired with a metal plate. The plate is under rug so the plate is out of sight and there's no metal tink sound of magnet and plate hitting each other. The second stick relies on the polarity of the first it has a magnet in the middle repeling it from the first stick and 2 stronger magnets at the side pulling it towards the stick so it hovers.

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u/trixel121 1d ago

the weird flip of the stick at the end makes me think he's undoing a loop

bet it's a v shape, and he has the floating stick across it it hence the lift off.

there's a ball to the far side that could be the weight. then something bear we can't see.

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u/Wet-Skeletons 1d ago

Yes there’s a slight break in the illusion with the gold ball. When he circles his finger around it he hits the string and makes the orb bounce a bit.

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u/GSV_CARGO_CULT 22h ago

I had exactly the same guesses as you

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u/Icy-Mixture-995 20h ago

Maybe magnetic strip under the carpet, and first stick has metal inside.

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u/Throwaway_987654634 19h ago

maybe the second stick is filled with the perfect amount of helium lol

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u/Accomplished_Deer_ 18h ago

Yeah when he's spinning his finger around the ball, if you pay attention when he loops above the ball he isn't actually going over the ball. Used to do this trick back in elementary school and you can easily tell where the thread is when doing the trick, so you can do loops that almost touch the wire but don't.

The stick is more invisible threads. (just an educated guess, could be wrong) Two, to be specific, tied to the rug maybe 6-12 inches apart. It has some knots tied in the middle which is where the hovering stick rests. When he tried to pick up/balance the stick at the end the threads snapped

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u/Ok-Librarian2043 15h ago

I found the trick about the stick. You have understood on both sides. You can see that there was always a line of objects that he never fixed. There was an almost invisible thread tied to that object. (My opinion)

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u/HeyGayHay 1d ago

It's always wither strings or magnets. Still waiting on the update 6.4 when magnet strings will be released, opens up a whole new level of magic tricks

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u/RymeEM 1d ago

So wait I can get two sticks and two marbles and sell em as a "kit" to idiots? The instructions will read "it takes time to learn how to levitate these but keep at it!"

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 1d ago

Easiest bucks you'll ever make :)

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u/RymeEM 1d ago

I'll run for president after making billions selling em! 🤣 I hear they like buying unnecessary shit with presidential peddling behind it.

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u/whatThePleb 1d ago

"For further tips on how to achieve it, just donate 50$ monthly to us!"

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u/SpaceIco 1d ago

Please allow 6-8 weeks shipping\handling, no C.O.D.

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u/d0000n 1d ago

And in small print “Levitation not included”

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u/FFX13NL 1d ago

Yes but a number on it and you got a limited edition.

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u/goldfishpaws 1d ago

Have you ever seen "magic dancing finger puppets" - bit of cardboard, bit of wool, weighted feet, but sold against a wall with invisible thread they hook over, and a rotary motion hidden behind a portable stereo.  Material cost negligible but absolute magnets to school exchange student groups.

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u/YourAdvertisingPal 1d ago

You should look up the dude that sold a solar powered clothes dryer 

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u/Ellexoxoxo33 21h ago

You gotta shave your head though

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u/daamsie 2h ago

Go raise some money on Stickstarter

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u/inverted_electron 1d ago

No, it is magic.

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u/IllvesterTalone 1d ago

yup, just a trick as all magic! 😉

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u/joe102938 1d ago

Teach me your ways, magic daddy.

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u/Trashinmyash 1d ago

If you're referring to magic as in sitting on a toilet pulling a Snake out of my hat then I've got that covered. This guy is just playing with a stick and balls.

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u/Piemaster113 1d ago

It isn't. They sell simpler versions for basic things but yeah this whole set up is rather complex

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u/Burn2at420 1d ago

This doesn't explain the eyes tho

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u/crappleIcrap 1d ago

I wear contacts and can tell you sometimes they get stuck under your eyelids, but when you point your eye right at it, it will reseat properly. You can also see he had a bit of trouble and had to move his eyelids with his hand on the second eye.

He is just hiding colored contacts under his eyelid.

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u/jeeke 8h ago

Hold on. Are you saying he’s intentionally stashing contacts under his eye lids and using sleight of eyelid to seat them on the eye and remove them? And having them under his eyelid isn’t causing him to have to blink 100 times per second? That might be more impressive to me than making things levitate.

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u/crappleIcrap 8h ago

Some other commeners were saying it is painful or uncomfortable for them too, I wont even notice if I am looking at something close up.i can feel it if I pay attention, but it is like paying attention to the feeling of your toes touching or noticing that you can always see your nose, I guess to me it just doesnt feel much different than closing my eye with a contact lense normally.

It may be contact type or prescription, (i wear acuview 2) or maybe physical like eyelid tightness or something, but this wouldnt bother me at all.

I am however impressed by the speed and ease by which he was able to fix it, I take much longer and make much weirder faces as I try to maneuver the lense in my eye

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u/MetalGhost99 1d ago

Contacts, and you’d be amazed how many contacts can get stuck up in there.

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u/YodaFette 1d ago

My ex said I could never find the kit. Is this why there was no magic in the bedroom?

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u/209_GTO 1d ago

Does it come with funky reptile contact lenses?

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u/Scooter310 1d ago

I used to perform a trick similar to this except for the eyes part. It does take alot of practice. One false mive and the trick is blown.

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u/cork5ea 1d ago

Does it include contacts?

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u/RodcetLeoric 1d ago

Save money on the kit, go out in your backyard and get a couple of sticks, buy some invisible string, and learn how distance, planned lighting, busy backgrounds, and poor quality cameras are your friends.

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u/Mel0nFarmer 1d ago

The tricky part is building the rocket so you can perform the trick in zero gravity. 

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u/dank2918 1d ago

Link?

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u/vabello 1d ago

Get the enhanced kit for a shortcut. It includes a sales contract with Satan for your soul. Just use the included pin on your finger and sign.

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u/Technical_Bat8072 1d ago

My friend has this kit. I read the instructions and I agree that it’s pretty tough.

Step 1: Lure all the virgins in your local province to a nearby lake.

Step 2: Sacrifice them to the ancient lake deity, B̴̖͌̏ȃ̴̧͇̯͇̫̬̟̩̮̜̀̔̈́̿̃͂͆͆͒̿́̿͊͘͜ͅḽ̵̢̛̞̪̥̿̄̿̓̾̓̊̉͗̾̈́̈́̾͌g̶̛̮̻̪̙̗̳̘̫̮̝͑̎͂̍a̸̧̢͎̼͎̭̝͉͐̓͆̽͑̊̇̾́̀̅͘͝r̵̗̬̋̽̍ͅ

Step 3: Collect various berries and nuts

Step 4: Invite B̴̖͌̏ȃ̴̧͇̯͇̫̬̟̩̮̜̀̔̈́̿̃͂͆͆͒̿́̿͊͘͜ͅḽ̵̢̛̞̪̥̿̄̿̓̾̓̊̉͗̾̈́̈́̾͌g̶̛̮̻̪̙̗̳̘̫̮̝͑̎͂̍a̸̧̢͎̼͎̭̝͉͐̓͆̽͑̊̇̾́̀̅͘͝r̵̗̬̋̽̍ͅ over for brunch, feeding them the berries and nuts.

Step 5: Ask B̴̖͌̏ȃ̴̧͇̯͇̫̬̟̩̮̜̀̔̈́̿̃͂͆͆͒̿́̿͊͘͜ͅḽ̵̢̛̞̪̥̿̄̿̓̾̓̊̉͗̾̈́̈́̾͌g̶̛̮̻̪̙̗̳̘̫̮̝͑̎͂̍a̸̧̢͎̼͎̭̝͉͐̓͆̽͑̊̇̾́̀̅͘͝r̵̗̬̋̽̍ͅ to teach you how to levitate shit.

Congratulations! If you’ve successfully convinced B̴̖͌̏ȃ̴̧͇̯͇̫̬̟̩̮̜̀̔̈́̿̃͂͆͆͒̿́̿͊͘͜ͅḽ̵̢̛̞̪̥̿̄̿̓̾̓̊̉͗̾̈́̈́̾͌g̶̛̮̻̪̙̗̳̘̫̮̝͑̎͂̍a̸̧̢͎̼͎̭̝͉͐̓͆̽͑̊̇̾́̀̅͘͝r̵̗̬̋̽̍ͅ that you will be a good steward of levitation, you’ll be able to stump those rascally kids down the street!

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u/vegan_antitheist 1d ago

I thought he was born with this skill. I didn't think one would have to learn it.

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u/Hyggieia 22h ago

Yeah like clearly there’s some strings and stuff involved here but the most impressive thing is he kept that glass ball on his head for so long!!! Dude has skills

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u/lhx555 20h ago

Most of it is just the basic levitation skills, should not be that hard, but keeping the ball on the head - not easy!

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u/Accomplished_Deer_ 18h ago

It's not easy to get to the point where you can do it reliably and make it look good enough to impress people. But realistically speaking you can set this up in about 5 minutes after buying the kit. It's just invisible thread. Basically super thin nylon or silk. The stick has 2 (or a few more) tied between the tip and the carpet. It has knots in it where the balancing stick can rest. The ball is just an invisible thread from his head somewhere, often the ears (at 0:19 he's attaching the other end of the thread to the ball by moving some sticky tape basically from his ear to the ball). I was doing the trick with the ball during recess in elementary school.

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u/Jlove7714 17h ago

I think this is a pretty important thing to point out about this type of stuff. Yeah, it isn't magic. It is, however, very difficult and takes a ton of time to master.

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u/SudsierBoar 16h ago

Is this how people talk about magic performances now? A bit depressing:(

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