I didn't mind it. I happened to have some sausages and a roasting stick on me. Turns out the poor guy was just hungry, so we roasted some sausages over his arm. He fell asleep after and then I cut off his fucking head.
Imagine going and slaying all those goblins that live in the tents behind the old factory and you put all your points into “levitate stick, eyecolor change:cosmetic with potential debuff to scratched cornea..”
well first off you need to find a hobbit send him on a mission with dwarfs and then 60 years later send his nephew on a journey and boom you helped middle earth
My kit came in and people keep telling me I look like the Cookie Crisp wizard, which is not even a reference I get because the Cookie Crisp mascot wasn't a wizard when I was a kid; it was a burglar.
You need to sacrifice yourself in furtherance of a trope-like ideal that you were placed on earth to propogate for. Ideally you do it really heroically and save some people and you say something kind of cool like, "away, you doldrums."
It's a terrible day for me and I am hating myself for doom scrolling reddit, but by God man, you just made me laugh out loud and get motivated to get back to life with joy in my heart.
Thank you so much for this, I needed that.
Try rolling the larger of the two balls across a willing participants head. Back and forth, back and forth until you get the hang of it. They should find it not dissimilar to a massage too, win-win.
For those connoisseurs of fine self-help materials such as described above, may I humbly submit my own enablement publication, focusing specifically on avian artistry.
Right? I was flying though comments and hit that one - a rare perfect comment on Reddit - and nearly woke my partner…. First from laughing, then from wanting to share it with her. lol. She’s displeased now. But once she rereads it when she’s awake again she’ll understand.
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Incorrect. While this comment may indeed warrant recognition, the assertion that it would remain underrated even at peak visibility is speculative and procedurally unfalsifiable.
The Bureau of Rating Inspection notes that a comment cannot be simultaneously classified as both top-rated and underrated without contradiction under standard evaluation logic.
The Bureau therefore acknowledges the spirit of the claim but cannot formally endorse its superlative status.
That must be from the same company that I bought my book from. Its bound in a weird kind of leather and most of the words are in a language I cant pronounce well, weird stuff like fthagn. Dont know what it means, but the eye on the cover looks at me a lot.
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u/gaz61279 1d ago
Yeah it's a kit containing 2 sticks and 2 glass balls and you basically have to learn to levitate them by yourself. It's really tough.