r/blackmagicfuckery • u/imJackWilson • 1d ago

His Eyes

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u/Vcheck1 1d ago

Okay, what cocktail of drugs do I need to achieve this ability

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u/logert777 1d ago

A magicians book and a health and wellness podcast on how to sell health and wellness courses

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u/br3nt3h 1d ago

After the drug's the objects move on their own.. just make sure the audience gets some too 🤣

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u/13th-Hand 1d ago

Ngl I’ve done so much drugs in my life. I can assure you nothing like this has ever happened in my life

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u/br3nt3h 1d ago

Need stronger drugs

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u/sparemethebull 1d ago

Then we could all benefit from going to this show eh?

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u/Bostonsfinest617 20h ago

Second this.

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u/No-Obligation7435 1d ago

Idk man I was on an acid trip so insane once, I had a friend asleep on a lazy boy and I swear he wasn't even touching it for like 3 hours just floating ever so slightly above it

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u/Miserable-Pudding292 6h ago

Dudes brain was able to briefly conceptualize the gap between atoms, he gazed upon the infinite expanse of the cosmos in the infinitesimally minute span of human perception, saw the very essence of the concept of gods, witnessed the void from which all things sprung, presumably realized the truth of existence. and then forgot all of it, and just remembers it as a weird trip with funky synesthesia

Humans are weird man.

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u/ensiform 1d ago
  • drugs. Don’t put apostrophes in plurals.

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u/br3nt3h 21h ago

Thats called autocorrect.. yell at keyboard assist not me lol

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u/ensiform 18h ago

It's up to the humans to correct the robots when they are wrong.

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u/br3nt3h 17h ago

Nah Ai got this.. plus this isnt english class... is it?

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u/ensiform 11h ago
  • isn’t
  • English

Correct English isn’t something reserved for a classroom, it’s a tool we use every day