r/blackmagicfuckery • u/imJackWilson • 1d ago

His Eyes

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u/Lysol3435 1d ago

His parents: this will hurt him now, but someday he’ll be a magician!

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u/Lukina100 1d ago

You just made me go to hell

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u/Subtlerranean 1d ago

Did they make you push in the skull of a baby?

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u/JFISHER7789 1d ago

Already there

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u/parahyba 1d ago

His parents: Lucille Bluth and George Bluth Sr

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u/itsathrowawayyall1 1d ago

Oof, double tapped

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u/HeyGayHay 1d ago

His parents: this will hurt him now, but someday he’ll be a maaa maaaaaah maa maa maaaah maagician!

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u/riort 1d ago

Why did I read this in Butthead's voice?

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u/gdim15 15h ago

"Some day you'll be a wizard Harry"

Proceeds to tap head with ballpeen hammer.