r/blackmagicfuckery • u/imJackWilson • 1d ago

His Eyes

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u/Feisty-Succotash1720 1d ago

It’s cool and all but I have a feeling this guy does this in the middle of a party when we are all trying to have normal conversations….

“No Dave, No stop it! Don’t do this shit right here… I am bringing the food out in a minute! And don’t stack the chicken wings again… no one eats them after you do that!”

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u/modfoddr 1d ago

"Dave stop, just stop. This is a bris. Not the time and place. And please learn some card tricks so you won't scare the kids. Please."

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u/snorcack 1d ago

Why did read this like John Oliver?

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u/Danibandit 1d ago

Cue the single guitar in the corner with no amateur in si……

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u/Feisty-Succotash1720 1d ago

I was at a party one time and a guy brought in bongos. I looked at my wife and said “start saying goodbyes, we are getting the fuck out of here”

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u/astrotim67 20h ago

Thanks for that!