r/blackmagicfuckery 1d ago

His Eyes

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u/Second-Creative 1d ago

Have you fought a Balrog yet? I heard that's a pretty important step.

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u/mroreocakester 1d ago

God that’s the worst part

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u/reddituseronebillion 1d ago

I didn't mind it. I happened to have some sausages and a roasting stick on me. Turns out the poor guy was just hungry, so we roasted some sausages over his arm. He fell asleep after and then I cut off his fucking head.

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u/ishkariot 1d ago

Ah the good old sausage arm-roast nap beheading. Classic move.