r/blackmagicfuckery • u/imJackWilson • 1d ago

His Eyes

22.9k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

1.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

3.4k

u/Vcheck1 1d ago

Okay, what cocktail of drugs do I need to achieve this ability

91

u/A_Feltz 1d ago

An eighth of Talent, two baggies of Perseverance, and about two keys of Time

89

u/n3ur0mncr 1d ago

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Oh - and some paint and a lesser key of solomon.

53

u/Baloooooooo 1d ago

There is nothing more helpless and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge

11

u/Johnnys_an_American 1d ago

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.

19

u/archimidesx 1d ago

He’ll see the bats soon enough

14

u/saucerfulofsucrettes 1d ago

Just admiring the shape of your skull 😌

12

u/rkbizzle69 1d ago

Tell me about the f****ing golf shoes!

4

u/Old_Cameraguy_8311 19h ago

We can't stop here! This is bat country!

3

u/Dapper_Twist_4995 1d ago

And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon...

3

u/jc10189 11h ago

It's impossible to walk in this muck!