r/blackmagicfuckery • u/imJackWilson • 1d ago

His Eyes

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u/Nini-hime 1d ago

But how the actual fuck do you make contacts stick to you eyelids and then release them at the correct moment to properly go over your eyes without having immense pain?? O.o

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u/Gold_Assistance_6764 1d ago

It’s a kit.

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u/Gurrgurrburr 1d ago

Obviously a kit.

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u/Sipikay 1d ago

can recognize a kit a mile away

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u/pttrsmrt 1d ago

Yeah, but you use a kit to do so

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u/Gurrgurrburr 23h ago

That’s called a kit kit. Not to be confused with a Kit Kat.

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u/furiant 1d ago

Sometimes they just slide out of place if you rub your eyes too hard. It's mildly uncomfortable, but you can get used to it. He's just practiced at displacing them.

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u/iporktablesforfun 1d ago

Its not that hard, I used to do it with my normal contacts back when I wore them

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u/myco_psycho 23h ago

It's an effect called Biokinesis by Berk Eratay. You can find the video online.

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u/iowanaquarist 16h ago

Getting them on is easy. Put them in the corner of your eyes, and just don't roll your pupils into the cups. They are shaped the same as your pupils, so once you point your pupils into the cups, they fit and stick.

Getting them off your pupils is easy if you use your hands. Close your eyes, and bend the contacts, then roll your eyes to the side, and push the lens the other way.

Works with soft lenses, but not hard.

Side note, oasys for astigmatism are black light reactive, and using the above trick makes for some really crazy haunted house effects ...