r/blackmagicfuckery 1d ago

His Eyes

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u/Feisty-Succotash1720 1d ago

It’s cool and all but I have a feeling this guy does this in the middle of a party when we are all trying to have normal conversations….

“No Dave, No stop it! Don’t do this shit right here… I am bringing the food out in a minute! And don’t stack the chicken wings again… no one eats them after you do that!”

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u/modfoddr 1d ago

"Dave stop, just stop. This is a bris. Not the time and place. And please learn some card tricks so you won't scare the kids. Please."