r/calvinandhobbes • u/decoy_butter • Nov 03 '21

Who’s seen Vampire Sorority Babes?

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u/scootreshflopp1 Nov 03 '21

I thought Venusian Vampire Vixens was better, personally

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u/be0wulfe Nov 03 '21

Nah ... Leather Goddesses of Phobos ...

For the uninitiated https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leather_Goddesses_of_Phobos

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u/Silverspy01 Nov 03 '21

Unless this nefarious plan is stopped, the Earth will be turned into these twisted vixens' pleasure dome. Despite the player's possible motives, this outcome is considered unfavorable.

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u/I_stole_yur_name Nov 03 '21

This is a link to an unknown page lol

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u/be0wulfe Nov 03 '21

erhm, comes up for me ... ?

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u/ghost_dancer Nov 03 '21

It doesn't work for me but this one yes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leather_Goddesses_of_Phobos . Legendary game BTW .

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u/GoodTeletubby Nov 03 '21

Does that box say 'Scratch and Sniff'? I'm terrifyingly intrigued.

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u/ghost_dancer Nov 03 '21

The 80's were really different, won't say better but probably wilder and funnier.

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Nov 03 '21

Leather Goddesses of Phobos

Leather Goddesses of Phobos is an interactive fiction video game written by Steve Meretzky and published by Infocom in 1986. It was released for the Amiga, Amstrad CPC, Amstrad PCW, Apple II, Macintosh, Atari 8-bit family, Atari ST, Commodore 64, TI-99/4A and MS-DOS. The game was Infocom's first "sex farce", including selectable gender and "naughtiness"—the latter ranging from "tame" to "lewd". It was one of five top-selling Infocom titles to be re-released in Solid Gold versions.

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u/keji_goto Nov 03 '21

Calvin Adultman after a long day at the business factory just wants to come home and watch some rated R movies to unwind.

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u/XGuiltyofBeingMikeX Nov 03 '21

He spent a long day doing a business, maybe later he’ll unwind with an alcohol.

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u/davidofmidnight Nov 03 '21

I’d just wait for video, swap the tapes with a Disney flick and hope the clerk was cool about it.

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u/mindevolve Nov 03 '21 edited Nov 03 '21

"My name's Vincent Adultman. I would like an adult ticket"

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u/chiru9670 Nov 03 '21

What is this, a crossover episode?

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u/Firehawk195 Nov 03 '21

Eh, I liked it as a teenager. Doesn't hold up after multiple views.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

There are quite a few on here that would fit that box

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u/Owls_yawn Nov 03 '21

Real question is how he even got there

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u/Nick_Carlson_Press Nov 03 '21

Almost as good at Attack of the Co-Ed Cannibals

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u/wakeupwill Nov 03 '21

You have to be eighteen to get in. So what type of theater was this exactly?

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u/mrtarantula15 Nov 03 '21

Any type of theatre. You have to be 17 to get into R-rated movies in the US

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u/NervousTumbleweed Nov 03 '21

Fwiw waterson is pretty explicitly referring to 70s Sleeze Grindhouse/Sexploitation films, like Vampyros Lesbos so this would go a bit beyond your typical R rating.

I used to think these were just purposefully way over the top unrealistic names he used for “bad” movies Calvin isn’t allowed to watch, before I discovered nope he’s very much referring to a real subset of film.

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u/whosgotyourbelly42 Nov 03 '21

Full movie is free on YouTube if anybody wants to see it. The soundtrack is actually amazing if you like psy-rock

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u/AndrewIsOnline Nov 03 '21

Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood would fit into that genre too right?

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u/NervousTumbleweed Nov 03 '21

It’s kind of an homage to that genre. The Love Witch is similar. They’re nodding to those movies but the actual content is not as sleezy/exploitative.

Edit: btw I don’t mean to use sleezy/exploitative as necessarily derogatory adjectives, even though that’s what you’d associate them with. They’re important within the history of film imo, It’s just how these films are described.

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u/Gasonfires Nov 03 '21

One of the greatest disappointments of my misspent youth was the refusal of my parents to permit me to see Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello in "Bikini Beach". Every week when it was time for all my friends to go to the local theater and then for pizza, they consulted "Parents" magazine, to which they had a subscription. That destroyer of all fun arrived every month. It is still being published.

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u/AndrewIsOnline Nov 03 '21

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0117826/

T ales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood 1996

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u/pufferpig Nov 03 '21

I mean there's The Turning by Girlsway. It was bit weird tho. But decent enough if you skip the plot, as usual.

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u/conundrum4u2 Nov 03 '21

"Bimbo Bowler Babes from Brooklyn" 4 stars!

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u/thudly Nov 03 '21

Wait. How did Calvin purchase his copy of that Scrambled Debutants album? Wouldn't there be a age-gate on that, too?

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u/Rachel794 Nov 04 '21

Ha ha ha 🤣