Rectangle Rock

[u/coda_za]

My friend shared this photo of a rock on Lion's Head and in the spirit of all things literal in CT named it "Rectangle Rock". Any other suggestions Reddit?

[u/genetichazzard]

There are thousands of rectangle rock on Table Mountain. I mean, SANparks literally place rectangle rocks as steps.

[u/cytek123]

Looks just like an Eet-sum-more

[u/anonduplo]

Well that’s literally Table Mountain

[u/coda_za → u/anonduplo]

A side table?

[u/LurkingOnMyMacBook → u/coda_za]

More like a patio table

[u/ThatoMokoena1979]

Rock square. It will get people to want to measure it to confirm if it's a square or a rectangle.

[u/coda_za → u/ThatoMokoena1979]

Maybe even a parallelogram

[u/woehe7]

I am rectangular. I feel it in my bones.

[u/Breakfast_punch]

Platklipdrift

[u/Living_Oil_3998]

First Step Rock

[u/AndreasmzK]

Nice

[u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

Table Mountain Jr

[u/Hoogan_Gear]

That is a rectangle rock. Dang man, thank you for sharing this.

The profoundadity of this discovery has my eyes welling up.

I'm going to call my mom, tell her my life changed today.

Thank you sir. 🥹

[u/singerontheside → u/Hoogan_Gear]

Oh, ya funny, hunny!! 🤣🤣

[u/Hoogan_Gear]

This coffin shaped rock is no slouch either!

Proudly bury my Grampa in that thing!

[u/warrenski_za]

🙋🏻‍♂️ It's me, I'm the friend 😅

[u/coda_za → u/warrenski_za]

Hello fren!

Edit: sheesh downvoted for saying hi. Post your own goddamn rocks next time.

[u/Hoogan_Gear → u/coda_za]

Don't worry, I got you guys! Up voted both.

Keep posting pictures of profound rocks and ownership claims to the pictures of profound rocks! 👌🫡

[u/-Varkie-]

Only aliens could cut a rock with such precision. Quick! Organise a press conference!

[u/Financial_Key_1243]

It took millions of years for erosion to make that rock.

[u/DrPickleReddit]

Clearly, aliens

[u/tommy_the_bat]

👍👍👍

[u/benevolent-badger]

rock³