r/dankchristianmemes • u/Delicious_Young3233 • 3d ago

Nice meme I call it buffet style morality.

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u/BezisDaMan 3d ago

The commandment clearance bin is where you find all the ones about not mixing fabrics and shellfish. Funny how everyone grabs Commandment #6 right away, but Commandment #9 about not bearing false witness is gathering dust in the corner. Meanwhile there's a line forming at #7 to ask about technicalities "But what exactly counts as coveting? Just asking for a friend."

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u/conrad_w 3d ago

Lol, for some reason my brain kept reading "commandment" as "amendment"

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u/Ok-disaster2022 3d ago

Meanwhile Paul and the Writer of Hebrews are rolling in their grave about Christians following the old law. 

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u/Naefindale 3d ago

Does he? That is Paul, the one who wrote chapter 14 of his letter to the Romans?

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u/Renegade_Meister 3d ago

I love this, though Moses would not be running that place.

BTW, if you wondered what it would be like have story of Moses after escaping Egypt & parting the red sea told in the style of The Office sitcom, then you need to check out the comedy series The Promised Land on Youtube.

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u/Agile-Emphasis-8987 2d ago

I thought that was supposed to be God behind the counter, but same argument.

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u/the_marxman 2d ago

And so, only two of the Commandments are real, and the other eight are just filler. - Rev. Lovejoy

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u/Hokeybutdontpokey 3d ago

4th commandment has entered the chat

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u/thirtyseven1337 2d ago

Oh my God! Okay, okay, um I’ll take I, II, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, and X.