r/dankchristianmemes • u/Cuddlyzombie91 • 2d ago

Dank Aaron and Moses face off against two grunts in first ever recorded Pokémon battle. 1582 B.C.

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u/Ok-disaster2022 2d ago

Oddly everyone played Ekans

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u/mlaislais 2d ago

Yeah but my Ekans can your Ekans.

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u/ultraviolentfuture 2d ago

That was the meta back then

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u/Proper-Emu1558 2d ago

Rameses used “pray to Ra.” It was not very effective.

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u/Broclen The Dank Reverend 🌈✟ 2d ago

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u/Kimarous 2d ago

Jonah and the Waillord

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u/Dockhead 2d ago

Half snake, half camel, half duck. 150% snameluck

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u/QuercusSambucus 2d ago

Loved horned Moses. They shoulda given Charlton Heston some horns.

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u/Danthiel5 2d ago

Lol thanks for that.