r/dankmemes Jan 14 '23

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u/Dee_Dubya_IV Jan 14 '23

Her poor husband. Oh god.

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u/BisexualDragons Jan 14 '23

Yeah. An hero status for sure.

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u/dragosaurus_drax Jan 14 '23

Jedidiah is his name. Just sayen

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Jan 14 '23

His wife was fucking all the Outlanders

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u/Butthead1013 Jan 14 '23

What are you implying?

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Jan 14 '23

He says he saw them kissing at a football party and heard about the proposal for her to fool around with the other cop and his wife but says he "wasn't on board with it," so it sounds like he knew at least.

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Jan 14 '23

He said he saw them kiss at a gathering and heard the proposal for her to fool around with the other cop and his wife. He knew.

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u/Deluxe754 Jan 14 '23

Doesn’t mean he was OK with it though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

bro he's a pastor's son - he wouldn't leave her if she fucked the whole town.

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u/heebs387 Jan 14 '23

Pretty sure from what has been reported she was a hotwife and he was well aware of all of this.

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u/thisguynamedjoe Jan 14 '23

From what I've read, he wasn't. She lied to him.

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u/thissideofheat Jan 14 '23

Who cares? Reddit has become such a tabloid rag

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

And I'm wondering why the fuck is it only her getting shared around? By the sounds of it, there were 8 in the scandal. Make fun and shame the other 7 too.

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Jan 14 '23

There's also the houseboat, the station, and the guy who runs them both...

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u/MonkeyPawClause Jan 14 '23

The police choo choo choosed her

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u/NotMyFirstUserChoice Jan 14 '23

Apparently it was more of a full blown orgy situation since some of the cops got their wives involved too. Sharing is caring I guess

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u/Erkengard Jan 14 '23

The male cops had wives and it was stated multiple times that her mental wellbeing wasn't good. Add alcohol to it and the "dudes" sharing nudes on their station and it should be pretty clear who the true shithead is.

Reading through the article that covered this story sounds like they took advantage of her.

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u/Whiteraxe Jan 14 '23

Because the guys weren't having sex with eight guys, the woman was having sex with eight guys. I would say the head of the group is definitely the woman lmao

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u/DaddyHeatley Jan 14 '23

Cry harder

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

They were in an open marriage.

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u/SubhumanAnomaly Jan 14 '23

We’ll, that’s what she said, but he apparently was unaware. So I think… I think that’s called cheating. A lot. Like many times, in many different ways.

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Jan 14 '23

In the investigation report, the husband says he saw them kiss at a party and heard the offer for her to hook up with the other cop and his wife, but he says he "wasn't on board with it."

It can still be cheating, but it sounds like he was aware of the fact that their marriage was open on one side at least. He heard her tell people that. It just wasn't a deal breaker for him.

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u/Deluxe754 Jan 14 '23

What does “open on one side” mean if not cheating? If he wasn’t OK with it then it’s cheating. You can have an open marriage but only on person is ok with it. That not open that cheating.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Well I only know that she claimed that in one of the articles.

I don't know about the rumours.

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u/BornAgainSober Jan 14 '23

An article mentioned he overheard her telling a guy at a party she was in an open marriage. Can’t imagine walking up on that conversation

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u/AWildRapBattle Jan 14 '23

Here's what you should know about rumors: sluts are bad and everything bad about them is true and anything good about them is a lie.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

One quick Google proves otherwise

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

She said they were in an open marriage. But one account from an officer was that she got drunk at a party and kissed one of the officers and her husband was visibly upset

So I'm guessing he didn't even know about the other stuff

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u/notLOL 20th Century Blazers Jan 15 '23

he's sticking with her apparently