r/dankmemes ☣️ Mar 01 '23

I am probably an intellectual or something With regulations I don’t see the issue

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

reducing human trafficking

Yeah it doesn’t do that. It increases it.

great source of tax revenue

Yeah no. These things don’t earn much money. It’s still (thankfully) stigmatized to pay for a prostitute, as well as it is stigmatized to be one.

Victimless crime is dumb

Laws are made to reflect our collective morality. Your morality may be that nothing with no victims is bad, others disagree. Completely subjective and pointless point.

You’ll finally get laid

I honestly don’t know whether to laugh at or to feel bad for people who pay for prostitutes. Like, I genuinely can’t imagine someone so desperate for sex that they pay money for it.

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u/Allan_Karlsson The Filthy Dank Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 01 '23

Let's not forget about other problems this legalization may cause.

All this talk about taxes, health and decreased crime screams "money laundering, deception and crooked statistics".

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

I didn’t mention this because people who defend prostitution don’t give a fuck about morals and would say that the woman is in the wrong here.

What lack of a moral compass does to a mf. The fact that this post has 12.5k upvotes is even more sad.

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u/Allan_Karlsson The Filthy Dank Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 02 '23

More like 27k now...

Edit: 45k. Jesus Christ...

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u/Blackbeard6689 Mar 02 '23

You're the one who wants to take away bodily autonomy and people's rights over a victimless crime. Now please get your head out of your ass and stop acting like you have a leg to stand on in morality.

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u/Allan_Karlsson The Filthy Dank Mar 02 '23

There is a difference between one's bodily autonomy and incorporating morally debatable and extremely hazardous environment into regular fabric of society.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

Based

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u/PM_Me_Macaroni_plz Mar 01 '23

As Charlie Sheen said, “I’m not paying for sex, I’m paying for them to leave after”

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u/Blackbeard6689 Mar 02 '23

Yeah it doesn’t do that. It increases it.

[Citation needed]

Laws are made to reflect our collective morality. Yeah it doesn’t do that. It increases it.Your morality may be that nothing with no victims is bad, others disagree. Completely subjective and pointless point.

Arresting people hurts them. So we shouldn't arrest people over victimless crimes. It's basic morality.

I honestly don’t know whether to laugh at or to feel bad for people who pay for prostitutes. Like, I genuinely can’t imagine someone so desperate for sex that they pay money for it.

Do you cook all your meals or do you sometimes pay someone to do it for you?

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u/Allan_Karlsson The Filthy Dank Mar 02 '23 edited Mar 02 '23

Arresting people hurts them. So we shouldn't arrest people over victimless crimes. It's basic morality.

Driving at 100 mph thru the school zone is a victimless crime. Why are you giving me a ticket? It hurts me.

Owning a fully functional tank is a victimless crime. Why are you confiscating it? It hurts me.

Having unregistered slot machines is a victimless crime. Why are you taking them away? It hurts me.

You see a society decided that it would be better to warn of or punish people just a little before their actions turn from inconveniences into a big f problems.

I honestly don’t know whether to laugh at or to feel bad for people who pay for prostitutes. Like, I genuinely can’t imagine someone so desperate for sex that they pay money for it.

Do you cook all your meals or do you sometimes pay someone to do it for you?

A person can live a century without any sexual activity but most people would starve to death after just a few weeks without food. Putting an equal sign between using a prostitute and getting a takeaway is not just wrong but downright stupid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Like, I genuinely can’t imagine someone so desperate for sex that they pay money for it.

Given that at least tens of millions of men around the world on an annual basis do that and have done since the dawn of civilisation, that says more about you than anything else. For me I haven't in years but when I was a Marine stuck on a ship for weeks at a time, I did mostly out of boredom whenever we pulled into a port.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

You paid to have sex with women who didn't want to have sex with you because you were... bored?

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u/Blackbeard6689 Mar 02 '23

That is the most dishonest way of framing it possible. They agreed to do it in exchange for money, so they wanted to do it in exchange for money.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

They still didn't want to have sex with you. And they probably needed money more than "wanted". In which case is bordering on coercion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

That genuinely sounds both sad and pathetic.

Also, tens of millions since the dawn of civilization is really not that much broski.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Given that at least tens of millions of men around the world on an annual basis

Gotta level up that reading comprehension there Broseph Stalin.

Eh, it was one way to deal with the boredom on a ship. I don't regret it, wouldn't do it today. It's a very common reason why loads of people do it now and always have done.

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u/Allan_Karlsson The Filthy Dank Mar 01 '23

Not everyone who disagrees with you is a communist, my dear grunt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Didn't imply they were, I'd suggest you also level up your reading comprehesion. Especially as you shared a debunked article.

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u/TheLastDank Mar 01 '23

My brother in Christ you post on teenagers, clashroyale, and leagueoflegends, and YOU think you can call people “sad and pathetic”

You are projecting hardcore, touch grass.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

My guy, you are literally going through someone‘s account online to try and find a comeback.

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u/maybe-me Mar 01 '23

So... you used women out of boredom? Cool, cool.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

I hired consenting adults to provide a service, yes. Lots of people hire other people for services all the time. I mean, you can clutch your pearls all day long but it's removed from reality.

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u/maybe-me Mar 01 '23

Sure, because most prostitutes are okay with being prostitutes. They haven't been coerced into doing it /s

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u/TheLastDank Mar 01 '23

REAL SWERF HOLY SHIT?!?!?!?!?!

When did you first get your diagnosis for schizophrenia? 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰

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u/maybe-me Mar 01 '23

After fucking your mom. I started hearing her voice in my head saying “harder, harder” when she wasn’t in the room.

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u/TheLastDank Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 01 '23

Interesting! Did this inhibit your ability to learn or were you always retarded?

Edit: also not very swerf of you to treat women like objects :( only im allowed to do that :)

Edit 2: scary r word lmao, just compared women engaging in consensual sexual activities as “using them” and is going to draw the line at “retarded”

Clutch those pearls harder, maybe one day your father will come back 😘😘

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u/maybe-me Mar 01 '23

Oh I might not be as intelligent as you, but at least I don’t go around saying the r- word :) And now I’m gonna block you. Toodles!

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u/Blackbeard6689 Mar 02 '23

If you have a source that someone else physically forced them into doing it, then show it

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u/maybe-me Mar 02 '23

If you don’t understand that most prostitutes are prostitutes because they are pressured into doing it, I’m not going to spend a second of my time arguing with y’all

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u/Allan_Karlsson The Filthy Dank Mar 02 '23

Sure, imma head over to every brothel near USMC bases to ask local pimps if they're on the chill side or not.

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u/Allan_Karlsson The Filthy Dank Mar 01 '23

More than 200 years of women's emancipation goes out of the window...

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u/Blackbeard6689 Mar 02 '23

Used women? Do you think they have no agency or were somehow unaware of what was happening?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Thankfully?

Also you could say the last part about any kind of service. Imagine being desperate enough to pay someone to cut your hair or to give you a massage.

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u/pyfrag Mar 01 '23

Both of those are licensed professions. Show me the prostitute who went to 18 months of D sucking school and passed her exam.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

I don't think their point was about qualification. Their comment doesn't read to me like they'd be more accepting of prostitution if there was some sort of exam involved. Legalizing it would certainly involve registration and health check ups, I doubt having some special education would be very necessary.

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u/PM_Me_Macaroni_plz Mar 01 '23

But a bj from someone who took 18 months of schooling for it doesn’t sound half bad.

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u/Allan_Karlsson The Filthy Dank Mar 01 '23

Yeah, like there are no differences between these professions.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

They are services provided because people have needs they want to meet. All rather harmless.

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u/Allan_Karlsson The Filthy Dank Mar 01 '23

They are services provided because people have needs they want to meet.

Yeah, there are also people who need to get things for cheap or get rid of someone yet we still put thieves and assassins in jails. Just because someone needs something doesn't mean they should get it.

All rather harmless.

If I'm working a regular job and follow Health and Safety procedures the worst I should get at the end of the day is a headache or a back pain. Even more risky jobs like a farmer or a machinist get safer each and every day as the technology progresses and regulations get stricter. I can also quit most of the jobs any time I want and after getting some rest not have a single sign that I worked here or there.

You simply cannot say the same about prostitution. No matter how technology and medicine progresses. No matter what laws and regulations are implemented. Because at the end of the day it is just an exploitation of another person's body at the most primitive and filthy level. All so that someone might satisfy their desire.

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u/Blackbeard6689 Mar 02 '23

Because at the end of the day it is just an exploitation of another person's body at the most primitive and filthy level.

Wow someone who wants to ban prostitution turns out to be a prude who just thinks sex is somehow extra gross and exploitative. What a rare and unusual occurrence. /sarcasm

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u/Allan_Karlsson The Filthy Dank Mar 02 '23

I think that there is quite a big difference between having sex with someone you love or find attractive and having sex with whoever is willing to pay so that you could earn your keep.

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u/TheLastDank Mar 01 '23

Do you think all intensive labor positions should be outlawed since the labor requires you to sacrifice your body more than the average office job will? I mean guys in construction barely have any range of motion in their joints when they retire, should all construction jobs be outlawed?

If somebody gets the required tests and practices safe sexual hygiene they will LITERALLY have just the same problems as you, a sore back or a headache.

It feels like the argument of “this labor is different” is entirely unfounded when we have labor that requires violence, death, and extreme risk.

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u/Allan_Karlsson The Filthy Dank Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 02 '23

*If there were no lumberjacks there would be no wood for our furniture and houses.

*If there were no construction workers there would be no one to build said houses.

*If there were no electricians and plumbers we wouldn't be able to live in those houses as safely and comfortably as we do now.

*If there were no farmers and fishermen we would starve.

*If there were no miners we wouldn't have materials for modern infrastructure.

*If there were no roughnecks we wouldn't have petrol for our cars, trucks, planes and ships.

*If there were no police officers or soldiers we would be overrun by criminals and militias.

*If there were no prostitutes there would be few guys walking around with unsucked dicks.

Yeah... If I had to lose one I know which one I would choose.

So, anyways I think that my argument still stands. I guarantee you that almost every dangerous job on this planet would disappear or transform if it wasn't needed. But so far we weren't able to find safer and more efficient ways to achieve our goals and progress as a society so it is what it is. Meanwhile prostitutes exist not to fulfill the need but a desire as indicated by the fact that more than 99% of society can happily live their whole life without ever using their services.

Also

If somebody gets their required tests and practices safe sexual hygiene they will LITERALLY have just the same problems as you, a sore back and a headache.

  1. I'm pretty sure that's not how human body works when it comes to sex.
  2. Good f luck with enforcing strict sanitary regime in a brothel.

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u/Blackbeard6689 Mar 02 '23

*If there were no lumberjacks there would be no wood for our furniture and houses.

There's other materials we can make furniture and houses out of. How is it consistent for you to want to ban prostitution but not lumberjacks?

So, anyways I think that my argument still stands. I guarantee you that almost every dangerous job on this planet would disappear or transform if it wasn't needed

Stuntman, sword swallower, fire breather, tightrope walker, racecar driver, daredevil. Those are all dangerous jobs done just to entertain an audience.

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u/Allan_Karlsson The Filthy Dank Mar 02 '23

There's other materials we can make furniture and houses out of. How is it consistent for you to want to ban prostitution but not lumberjacks?

Well, those materials still need to be dug up and refined so the lumberjacks would have to go underground in more than one way.

While we're at it banning the lumberjacks would butcher the chemical and printing industries. It would also make building houses extremely expensive if not impossible turning housing market into even greater shitshow than it is now. But I digress...

Stuntman, sword swallower, fire breather, tightrope walker, racecar driver, daredevil. Those are all dangerous jobs done just to entertain an audience.

Good point. However the job of a prostitute has characteristics that make it a bit different and quite suitable for said ban.

I've heard of a kidnapped girls tricked or forced to work in perfectly legal German brothels. Never heard of someone getting kidnapped and forced to drive a racecar.

I've heard about prostitutes getting abused and beaten by their clients. Something quite unheard-of among tightrope walkers.

I've heard of prostitutes getting STD's while serving their clients. A rare occurrence among sword swallowers.

And so on and so forth...

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u/WarJar Mar 01 '23

"explotation of another person's body at the most primitive and filthy level"

Please stop making up random excuses then and admit you just don't like it.