r/dankmemes • u/Left-Twix420 ☣️ • Mar 01 '23

I am probably an intellectual or something With regulations I don’t see the issue

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u/nicedreanei Mar 01 '23

Sex is legal. Selling is legal. Why the fuck selling sex is illegal. - George Carlin

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u/likwidchrist Mar 01 '23

Masturbation is legal. Being in public is legal. Why am I a sex offender?

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u/mahboime Mar 01 '23

Being drunk is legal. Driving is legal. Why am I labeled an illegal and irresponsible drunk driver?

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u/MrZyde 100% DankExchange material Mar 01 '23

Sex is legal, horses are le- I was advised to not further elaborate.

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u/emirsolinno Mar 02 '23

yep. lets stop there

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u/crazyjackblox Piss drinker Mar 02 '23

Sex is legal, horses are legal, why am I not allowed to visit Enumclaw, Washington?