r/dankmemes • u/Left-Twix420 ☣️ • Mar 01 '23

I am probably an intellectual or something With regulations I don’t see the issue

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u/likwidchrist Mar 01 '23

Masturbation is legal. Being in public is legal. Why am I a sex offender?

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u/mahboime Mar 01 '23

Being drunk is legal. Driving is legal. Why am I labeled an illegal and irresponsible drunk driver?

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u/guesswhatihate Mar 01 '23

What is drunk?

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u/geublin Mar 01 '23

Is drunk uh.. swerving all over the road.. come on now, settle down there flipper