r/dankmemes Jul 11 '23

OC Maymay ♨ Happened during my first 12 hours in LA šŸ’€

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u/XtheEliminator1 Jul 11 '23

Easy solution Stop visiting shithole cities

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u/andymacdaddy Jul 11 '23

OP should really stay away from Sam Fran. That place is the most deceptive. Media makes it look charming

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u/Geology_Nerd Jul 11 '23

First 15 minutes in San Fran I saw a homeless man full on drop kick another homeless man for no reason.

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u/thedoctor201 Jul 11 '23

"Come on! Do something!" meme

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

This has to be the funniest shit I've seen all week ..what the fuck

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u/BloodMoonNami Jul 11 '23

It's ok. It's only Tuesday.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Im not very hopeful for the rest tbh

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Jul 11 '23

To me it was only a Tuesday.

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u/GayPudding Jul 11 '23

Stop selling me on San Francisco. I'm not visiting, no matter how appealing you make it sound.

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u/OurStreetInc Jul 11 '23

While the interactions with or seen by willingly homeless can be entertaining at times it's a serious issue. I'm 6' 3", grew up in the NYC metro area, have stayed in all sorts of communities in deplorable conditions. Have visited West African countries with security issues and ongoing terrorist insurgencies. San Francisco stands as the only place I ever felt in real danger in certain areas. The public defecation has human feces in public places that exceeds that of 3rd world countries. But you get over that, the smells, the sickness, open drug use, dirty needles etc. but you cant get over the mental illness. Criminals are driven by financial means which means 9/10 you can reason with them if you are not yourself a criminal/gang member. What do you do when you are in the bart system and you see a knife wielder aggressively talking to themselves or to the "open" with no means of escape. The homeless there are responsible for the daily stabbings and deaths of other homeless and non-homeless. In a week span I saw more aggressively homeless persons than anywhere else in the country.

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u/Ocular__Patdown44 Jul 11 '23

Stay out of the tenderloin next time, use an app if you are going cruising.

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u/Malarazz Jul 11 '23

Lol I went to SF for a work trip for the first time last year, and the first thing my coworker from LA and I did was walk around Tenderloin. On purpose. All the while another coworker of ours (an SF local) would be yelling at us telling us not to go.

It's definitely not recommended, but it's also much safer than some of the other stupid places I've gone.....

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u/porpoiseslayer Jul 11 '23

Sounds like you stayed within a 2 block radius of the tenderloin the whole time. 90% of the city is perfectly fine if youre not a massive puss

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Try Tijuana. I crossed over the border and literally immediately saw cops pulling a body out of a trunk on the side of the highway.

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u/Ginger_Maple Jul 11 '23

Sometimes the cars with people hiding in them overheat while crossing the border.

Then we see it on the news in San Diego when a car gets ditched in a southside neighborhood and starts stinking.

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u/jaspersgroove Jul 11 '23

This is why you don’t go to the tenderloin until at least your second visit.

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u/relddir123 Article 69 šŸ… Jul 11 '23

Yeah and then you kind of ignore it once you make some tender coin and meet some ladies from Marin

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u/fattestguyintheroom Jul 11 '23

i mean 10 years ago it was the friendliest city in America, then people took advantage of that and started mobbing there to do fentanyl on the street. now it's a shithole

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u/Meath77 Jul 11 '23

I was there in 2008 and I though it was one of the best cities I've visited. Is it really that bad now?

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u/AFlyingNun Jul 11 '23 edited Jul 11 '23

You can search for San Franciso homelessness on Youtube and find a great number of random people simply documenting how bad it is and what the streets look like. Linking just a short one as a preview but you can find entire makeshift "documentaries" about it.

I was born in San Francisco but haven't lived there in ages. The topic has become a "hobby" of mine to follow because unlike some other city collapses like New Orleans due to weather issues or Detroit due to economic issues, San Francisco's issues and potential, incoming collapse seem entirely self-sustained by it's politicians.

They've basically got a trio of problems that are all exacerbating each other:

-Housing Costs

-Drug use

-Crime

Likely starting with housing being too damned high in San Francisco, and this forces a lot of people on the streets.

As a result of homelessness, people might turn to drugs to alleviate stress or crime to get by.

Well, sounds like crime got so bad with people actively engaging in petty theft either to get by or alternatively, secure a place with free food and boarding (aka prison) for a time that someone got the brilliant idea to stop pursuing crime as much so the prisons wouldn't be as overloaded as they were. This made the problem worse, and now it sounds like any shoplifter who doesn't steal at least ~$900 worth of wares basically cannot be prosecuted, businesses don't bother calling those cases in and cops don't bother doing anything. Now businesses are fleeing SF en masse because it's simply not profitable to run a business there.

And let's break that down for a moment: there's effectively homeless people - aka non-taxpayers - running around the city and shoplifting, thus reducing the income of taxpayers, meaning SF has a budget problem. The amount of taxpayers paying back into the city and the amounts they pay are both shrinking.

It seems like until all three problems are resolved, the city honestly cannot start healing.

And through it all, apparently there's a culture of tech companies that effectively bus their employees to the safe parts of the city isolated from the problems, so there's privileged techies who don't really grasp the problem that continue to come to the city and likely indirectly drive up pricing issues.

And what's the city doing? Spending even more, apparently.

Also interesting: the city - which was never a slave city or in a slave state to begin with - is busy looking into paying out reparations to black citizens, with proposed amounts that would cost the city billions and multitudes of their annual budget. And not just SF black citizens: they're entertaining the idea of paying any black Californian, not recognizing the danger this invites that they may get people coming to SF just to cash out, then leaving again the first chance they get because the city is too expensive, thus putting the city further into debt. Time will tell what happens with the proposals though; they still have time to back out of all of this.

It's kind of wild to watch unfold, because the governing bodies for San Francisco just seem completely out of touch with what the city needs.

As I said, it's one thing to watch a city collapse for environmental reasons or a strong shift in economic factors that unfortunately screws their main industry over. It's another to watch a city with seemingly self-induced destruction, and as of yet, there doesn't seem to be anyone pushing to correct the problems and get the city back on course.

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u/Meath77 Jul 11 '23

Thanks for the detailed reply. From my perspective I would imagine SF is losing out on tourism too. I live in Ireland and after visiting in 2008 I wouldn't bother now. Probably a lot more like me, so more money SF loses out on

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing Jul 11 '23

You can search for San Franciso homelessness on Youtube and find a great number of random people simply documenting how bad it is and what the streets look like. Linking just a short one as a preview but you can find entire makeshift "documentaries" about it.

You can find the same for Philadelphia, but as someone who lives there it feels really disingenuous because they fail to mention that it's basically just this one particular street in a certain neighborhood whereas the vast majority of the city isn't nearly as bad. I've never lived in SF so I can't speak on that directly but I'm a bit skeptical of those types of videos

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u/TheBiggestThunder Jul 11 '23 edited Jul 11 '23

In truth, crime and (partially) drug use are symptoms of suboptimally expensive housing

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u/AFlyingNun Jul 11 '23

Yes, initially, but I'd also argue one needs to recognize how all three can exacerbate each other now.

Someone on drugs is less likely to be a contributing member of society and thus less likely to be able to get off the streets even IF housing is affordable.

And likewise, if you can easily provide for yourself just by ensuring you never shoplift over $900 and never get persecuted for it, where is your motivation to return to a more standard style of living? The moment you have an apartment - even if it's affordable - you're adding in additional costs to take care of with a job since you can't pay rent in stolen Doritos. As such, there is an argument to be made for setting up camp with a tent in an area with good access to a water supply, for example, and otherwise just living off theft.

All three problems are probably catalysts for each other at this point, even if it's most likely the trend indeed began at housing first.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

No. Most people just go to the touristy areas, which is also where the homeless congregate. Also, one of the roughest neighborhoods, the Tenderloin, is right next to Union Square, one of the biggest tourist stops.

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u/Isleif Jul 11 '23 edited Jul 11 '23

No. Speaking as a person who lives there. Most of the bad stuff is concentrated around the Tenderloin, which has always been a seedy area, and I have never felt in actual danger in this city—speaking as someone who used to live in Chicago.

But that's a pretty high-traffic area. I think this is a very important point—many cities have worse issues and they shovel them out of the way so no one can see them (*cough* Chicago). S.F. doesn't hide it for the most part.

Do I roll my eyes sometimes and wonder why they let the bums set up a tent at the corner of Castro and Market? Absolutely. Do I think there is a bad theft problem? No doubt. Am I mad at a lot of residents and city officials for constantly nixing more high-density housing out of some weird perception that this is Mayberry or something? God, yes.

But it's a city people love to hate, especially those who lean right. Most of the city is quite nice and I quickly find myself missing it when I am away for a time. "Shithole" is such ridiculous hyperbole.

Funny enough, it's a very walkable city (to the OP's point), but that's definitely rare in the U.S. Heck, I'd go so far as to say that's part of the issue. You're out among it, walking among it, and so you see it more than you would in a "car" city like L.A.

Edit: I feel like I should say that I have lived here for six years now and have only seen needles on the street twice. That's still two times too many, perhaps, but a lot of what you hear is exaggerated or sometimes even lies.

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u/theend2 Jul 11 '23

I live here too, and agree with all your points. But lately I'm starting to see the doom loop narrative as a good thing for our city. It keeps the city more accessible for those who actually want to be here (rent is lower compared to pre-pandemic, no crazy lines at restaurants, more space to enjoy our beautiful parks). Of course, it comes with other issues like public transit funding and decline of tourism, but I'm optimistic that those of us who choose to stick around will start digging in to fix our problems and help our city transition into a new phase.

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u/WonderfulShelter Jul 11 '23

Anybody who talks shit on San Francisco who hasn't lived there is 99% likely to be a conservative MAGA type.

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u/That-Maintenance1 Jul 11 '23

The crime rate in San Francisco has been steadily going down since 2008. There was an uptick during the pandemic but rates are still lower now than they were then. You're being sold propaganda.

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u/porpoiseslayer Jul 11 '23

Homelessness and property crime are up, but it’s not nearly as bad as fox news is making it out to be

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u/RunningInSquares Jul 11 '23

I was there in 2022 and it's still probably the only American metropolitan area I could see myself living in outside of my home. Love it and there were no problems. Even my typically worry-wart wife felt safe enough.

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u/Docxm Jul 11 '23

I live in SF. It’s fine. People are sensationalizing the most ghetto part of the city. It’s still one of the most beautiful cities in the US. Just don’t go to the Tenderloin and you won’t see many homeless people. I have never gotten broken into and I drive in the city.

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u/WonderfulShelter Jul 11 '23

Anybody who just talks shit on San Francisco without giving specific examples from when they lived there is usually a MAGA conservative type who thinks California is some hell hole and is constantly burning down.

In fact, the Tenderloin in SF is the nicest and cleanest it's ever been. All the drug dealers are gone, all the drug users are gone, and the streets are empty and clean.

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u/Fistits Jul 11 '23

Lucky you, when I was there 10 years ago I seen a woman taking a shit at the bus stop.

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u/cupperoni Jul 11 '23

If you’d like to add another city to that list, definitely take the red line in Chicago :)

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u/Dub_stebbz Jul 11 '23

I’m not gonna lie… There’s a very small part of me that thinks that seeing a scene like that would actually make me want to stay in San Francisco

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u/Gitmogirls Jul 11 '23

I left my heart in San Francisco. On the sidewalk, filled with blood.

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u/nitid_name Jul 11 '23

I saw a guy convincing a girl to try heroin. I saw people smoking crack, weed, amphetamines, and lord knows what else.

You know what I didn't see though?

Anyone smoking a cigarette.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

I saw a homeless pile leaking urine within two minutes of walking out of the hotel. This was 10 years ago and I imagine it's only going to get worse. I enjoyed my trip otherwise, but I have no intentions of going back anytime soon.

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u/-Depressed_Potato- Jul 11 '23

Officer I drop kicked that orphan in self defence

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u/CHADallaan Jul 11 '23

the united states is an ow pvp server

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

My first five minutes out of the cab in San Francisco involved security evicting a screaming woman from the hotel lobby.

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u/KoRnBrony Article 69 šŸ… Jul 11 '23

Street Fighter 10: Skid Row

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u/finallyinfinite Jul 11 '23

I saw a corpse on a gurney casually getting rolled down the street a block away from Times Square. NYC is wild.

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u/Different-Sympathy-4 Jul 11 '23

Visited last year, I must have got lucky and avoided those bits. The only homeless/mentally ill person I saw was a naked lady outside Starbucks.

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u/paralacausa Jul 11 '23

Pumpkin spice addiction is no joke

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u/Command0Dude Jul 11 '23

The spice must flow

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u/Sharkbait_ooohaha Jul 11 '23

I visited in 2017 and it was great, sure there are homeless people but they didn’t bother me. I don’t understand why people get so uncomfortable around homeless.

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u/petting2dogsatonce Jul 11 '23

too much fox news and twitter probably

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u/Command0Dude Jul 11 '23

Ever since the beginning of the pandemic homelessness has gotten a LOT worse.

Encountering a single homeless person never bothered me. But if you see dozens of people or entire encampments it can be very offputting for sure. Especially since drug use has gotten much worse on account of the fentanyl crisis.

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u/Sharkbait_ooohaha Jul 11 '23

Why is it off putting more than any other group of people?

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u/poly_lama Jul 11 '23

I mean, in Long Beach a few weeks ago a homeless dude was going around stabbing people with a screwdriver. Visiting is not living somewhere.

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u/moeburn Jul 11 '23 edited Jul 11 '23

My dad took me to SF in 2005, I remember asking "why are there so many people just sitting on the sidewalk?" and he said they're homeless, and I asked "but why are they everywhere?"

like we have homeless people in Toronto, publicly sleeping out on a few streets downtown, a few tent cities on the outskirts. But in SF it felt like there wasn't a single city block - not downtown, not suburb, not neighbourhood - that didn't have homeless people just chillin.

edit: upon further reflection, this is because it is fucking cold in Toronto, and not so cold in California.

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u/shittyvonshittenheit Jul 11 '23

Dude, I’m from Minneapolis and it’s not really hard to understand why the homeless situation here is similar to what you describe in Toronto. You’d have to be an extra hard motherfucker to sleep outside 6 months out of the year here, our City will literally knock down homeless camps they find and drag you to a shelter in the winter.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

States across the country ship their homeless there.

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u/dragunityag Jul 11 '23

It's also just a good place to be homeless in.

You won't freeze to death over the winter

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u/Javaed Jul 11 '23

They also get shipped to FL but unfortunately bad hurricane seasons cause deaths.

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u/Additional_Rough_588 Jul 11 '23

You’ll just freeze to death in the summer. San Francisco is the last californiancity I’d want to be homeless in. My ass would hitchhike down to San Diego.

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u/NoMoreSecretsMarty Jul 11 '23

You won't freeze to death over the winter

The summer, on the other hand...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

SF also makes it incredibly difficult to build new housing, because they'd rather have the homeless people and high rents.

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u/FerricNitrate Jul 11 '23

That's not unique to SF though -- NIMBYs everywhere are constantly fighting to keep housing prices high and other people miserable

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Sure, but SF is one of the clearest examples of how devastating it can be. Their refusal to build density during a massive job and population boom is a genuine humanitarian crisis.

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u/gophergun Jul 11 '23

The extent to which they restrict new housing is pretty unique among American cities.

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u/Munnin41 Jul 11 '23

It's also just a chill climate to sleep outside in most times.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

It's a national issue and needs to be addressed as such. People on the other side of the country look at the problem and blame it on liberal, California policies while ignoring that the homeless guy is a veteran from Alabama with ptsd.

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u/questionable_carrot Jul 11 '23

Well... the plan to deal with homelessness and mental illness in a lot of red states was: "give them a bus ticket to SF" for a long time. The reason the homeless stayed was because the city has social programs and a decent climate.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

It really is a huge irony. I remember even before DeSantis, Florida pretty much made homelessness illegal. It's really rich to do something that easy and inhumane, and then make fun of the place that actually takes on the problem you just refused to deal with. It's like taking all your work for the day, dumping it on your coworkers desk, and then laughing at your coworker for being incompetent while bragging about how efficient you are. It's ridiculous!

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u/Andrewticus04 Jul 11 '23

It's like taking all your work for the day, dumping it on your coworkers desk, and then laughing at your coworker for being incompetent while bragging about how efficient you are. It's ridiculous!

That's basically been Republican policy since 1974.

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u/X_MswmSwmsW_X Jul 11 '23

That is just silly. We have a bigger homeless problem now, but most parts of the city don't have any homeless. It's almost all centered downtown.

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u/MalevolentRhinoceros Jul 11 '23

You mean like where tourists would be? Of course they have a skewed perception in that case, but that doesn't mean it's 'silly'.

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u/Capnmarvel76 Jul 11 '23

Homeless folks in the US generally head west until they can't go any further. It doesn't help that most of the states they pass through on their way to the Pacific are super conservative and either don't provide any assistance for homeless people/the root causes of homelessness, or otherwise actively try to kick them out.

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u/frogvscrab Jul 11 '23

Yeah people talk about how shitty the homeless can be in new york, but its nothing compared to west coast cities

LA has 9 times the unsheltered homeless population as NYC, with half of the population.

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u/Hadophobia Jul 11 '23

Me and my friends from Germany went to California back in April. 2 weeks of LA were perfectly fine, some shady corners obviously but overall pretty cool. The last week we spent in San Francisco... Holy shit, we shouldn't have booked downtown! As soon as the sun went down the zombie apocalypse started. We made damn sure to jump straight into our ubers each time we left the hotel.

The travel guides from 2 years ago were already outdated it seemed. Downtown was a hellhole, however the tourist spots were immaculate.

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u/bussy_of_lucifer Jul 11 '23

Yeah most cities have their rough areas. It just so happens that the Tenderloin has cheap hotels, so tourists end up there on accident.

Like if you visited NYC and stayed in East New York, you’d think the entire city was a hellhole

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u/SonOfMcGee Jul 11 '23

The Tenderloin is weirdly situated too. Like right in the middle of a bunch of nice areas. Simply looking at a map and seeing the various hot spots you want to visit, a tourist could totally say, ā€œHey this neighborhood is walking distance from all of them. And the hotels are cheap!ā€

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u/bozeke Jul 11 '23

Sounds like you got a hotel in the Tenderloin. Every other part of the city is nicer, and frankly, even the Temderloin isn’t as dangerous as it seems compared to the bad neighborhoods in other cities.

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u/readyforashreddy Jul 11 '23

It is walkable though

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

The public transportation is outstanding.

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u/Archer-Saurus Jul 11 '23

I did a few days in San Francisco and it really wasn't bad. Don't be an idiot and stay out of the neighborhoods locals say to avoid and you'll be fine

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

I went to the RSA conference in SF in 2019. Walking from the main tourist hotel area to their biggest conference center, homeless people were shitting on the sidewalk next to me during the few block walk. I've never been back. In every other city I've been, generally the tourism area is the nicest and they don't tolerate people fucking it up.

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u/ripamaru96 Jul 11 '23

It has its good parts and bad like any major city. The homeless issue is a bit more complicated than "City bad" though. Red states literally dump their homeless in California. They made their cities hostile to homeless people and then offered them free one way bus tickets to wherever they wanted. Homeless people choose places with better weather and who won't throw them in jail for being homeless. California ticks the boxes.

When you have homeless being dumped into your city by the bus load it's gonna become overwhelming. I'm not saying the City hasn't also mismanaged things but it's not just an organic problem either. SF is already developed to near maximum levels. There isn't really anywhere to expand to.

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u/bussy_of_lucifer Jul 11 '23

SF is pretty walkable though

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Idk we literally just got back from San Fran and had a fantastic time. It took two seconds on google to see what areas to avoid and we didn't see anything crazy at all. I totally get that living there is a different story, but I don't get why people have to fear monger visiting places.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Yeah I went there about a year and a half ago and it was really nice. Maybe I saw some homeless people but it certainly wasn't dirty and dangerous to the point of being memorable. I left the city wishing I made enough money to afford to move there cause it was such a great place.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Their comment says San Fran and addresses the OP. The meme is about LA.

Like Hillary, and I fucking hate dynasty candidates, American conservatives have really convinced everyone the west coast is a festering sinkhole teetering into the sea from liberal policies letting petty criminals have free reign.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

San Fran

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u/68plus1equals Jul 12 '23

Yep that commenter is just dumb SF is an awesome city and also really walkable compared to most US cities

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Most hate of LA and SF comes from two types of people, conservatives who hate the politics so only see the worst of the city in order to support their hate for liberal policies and conservatives who have never been to either city and get their opinion of each city from their echo chamber. So I guess it could be broken down to one type of person, conservative.

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u/OhMyLordShesACactus1 Jul 11 '23

A few years ago I was walking around on a trip and a man in a yellow tie and yellow fedora walked past me carrying a briefcase.

That’s it. That’s all he had on. And there were countless tourists walking around with children. I haven’t been back since. Honestly I was more scared to death that I would step on a dirty needle and itd stab through my Converse and I’d get hepatitis or AIDS. What a sad situation.

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u/J5892 Jul 11 '23

Look, if you don't like naked business men you probably shouldn't have been on Folsom street.

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u/BackUpTerry1 Jul 11 '23

This is why Curious George died

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u/Abangerz Jul 11 '23

I dunno what media I'm consuming but it is always talks about homelessness in SF, LA and other big cities in the US. Then I realized pretty much the entire country has a lot of homeless people but it is not fashionable to talk about those other cities.

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u/Edward_Morbius Jul 11 '23

Everyplace has homeless, but few other places are like SF.

There are homeless in my city, but they're a tiny percentage of the population, not setting up cities next to home depot.

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u/Captainrexcody Jul 11 '23

You mean Full House was lying to us all this time?

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u/-r-a-f-f-y- ā˜£ļø Jul 11 '23

It’s very walkable though and closer to European cities than most places in the usa. Also, it’s dope.

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u/zpjack Jul 11 '23

It's charming. You just need money to see it.

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u/Lotions_and_Creams Jul 11 '23

It was… 20-30 years ago.

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u/EstablishmentNo4959 Jul 11 '23

It smells of piss almost everywhere in San Francisco, I've walked through some streets over there and seen yellow piss stains. And homeless dudes just whipping it out and peeing out in public in the streets

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u/greythicv Jul 11 '23

Don't tell anyone on the SF subreddit, they'll defend their $3000 per month 1bdrm apartments next door to the homeless encampment to the death "Don't want your car windows broken, just leave them down so anyone can rummage through your car at any time" is a legit thing I've seen them say. I live 30min from SF and I will avoid it like the plague.

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u/crackheadwilly Jul 11 '23

LA and SF are best in a cars. SF is ok, just avoid downtown. Take cable cars around. At least you can walk/cable car SF. LA is a must drive city. There is no alternative.

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u/Jurchfield Jul 11 '23

This is clearly coming from someone who doesn’t live in SF. I’ve lived here 4 years, it’s a fantastic, charming city. There’s only, like, 2 areas to avoid, and the rest of the city is totally fine. People really need to stop making it seem like some dystopian hellscape because they didn’t do any research before booking a hotel in the Tenderloin. Every single American city has neighborhoods to avoid.

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u/queenx Jul 11 '23

San Francisco is a beautiful city if you are capable of ignoring homelessness

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u/pancake117 Jul 11 '23

The media seriously over hypes how bad it is. There’s one or two two neighborhoods that are quite bad. The rest is very nice. For better or worse SF is an extremely segregated city. If seeing the occasional homeless person is going to ruin your day then yeah don’t visit SF. But most of SF is very nice, walkable, and peaceful. It’s one of the few cities in America that you can actually live in relatively easily without a car. It’s biggest problem is an extreme housing shortage which fuels the homelessness problem. And bad zoning/housing policy is a key contributor to the car dominance of the United States, so it’s something we all need to work on.

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u/icorrectotherpeople Jul 11 '23

I live 20 mins from San Francisco, can confirm the entirety of downtown is a third world country

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u/J5892 Jul 11 '23

It's charming as fuck in most of the city.
It definitely has its bad parts, but it's still one of my favorite cities in the US.

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u/therealsalsaboy Jul 11 '23

Lol, I had the opposite experience.

Where the media was making San Francisco out as a hobo kingdom, abandoned city, drug riddled, & very high chances of being mugged.

Instead I found it was full of amazing restaurants, beautiful sights, totally walkable metro area.

It has all the problems any massive city has.

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u/mycurrentthrowaway1 Jul 11 '23

san francisco is a great city

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u/mrbulldops428 Jul 11 '23

The media used to make it look charming. Now the media makes it look like a dirty, overpriced crazy town, where you can't park your car for 5 minutes without it getting broken into lol not sure which(if any) parts of that are accurate but thats the image I have now as someone who doesn't live there

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u/RincewindToTheRescue Jul 11 '23

I think that goes for any large city. You just need to find the underbelly. I live in Honolulu and it has beautiful areas and a crazy homeless population. I remember driving by a couple of homeless people having sex on the sidewalk at around 11 am by a busy road. Saw another homeless guy walk into the middle of the street and drop a deuce while I was waiting in a burger king drive thru line. Great times....

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u/Strain128 Jul 11 '23

I stayed there for a week. We visited the wharf touristy shit on the NE of the city, we went to bars and restaurants on the NW coastal side, the more notorious SE side of the city. I don’t know the neighbourhood names for sure. We walked all over, saw lots of different parts of the city. I can’t remember even seeing a homeless person much less raving violent dirty lunatics people always complain about.

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u/jambrown13977931 Jul 12 '23

The second to last time I was there my family were eating at a restaurant, inside but next to a window. We’re minding our business when some random guy outside looks at my brother and starts screaming at him making stabbing motions. Eventually some cops came by and kinda just shooed the guy down the sidewalk a bit.

We were definitely a bit nervous leaving the restaurant

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u/karjacker Jul 11 '23

tons of spots in LA are nice as hell

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u/Teeshirtandshortsguy Jul 11 '23

For real. Anyone saying LA sucks has either never been there, or they only visited the touristy stuff.

Hollywood sucks ass, yeah. But between the weather and the food, it's hard to have a bad time in LA. And there's plenty of cool shit to do if you aren't just looking to check the vacation boxes.

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u/FreebasingStardewV Jul 11 '23

The Getty, the Broad, Pink's, studio tours, Bob's Big Boy is good again(!), Griffith Observatory, La Brea, Petersen Auto Museum, and some of those malls during holiday season.

Most of that is touristy stuff and it's amazing. I think most of the bad I see are people going to the Walk of Fame. I try warning people that it's not fucking worth it. Just go to Musso's instead.

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u/CryingSighing Jul 11 '23

The overwhelming majority of LA hatred comes from people who have never been here once in their life and watch too many sitcoms or too much right wing news, or came here and never left the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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u/helen_must_die Jul 11 '23

OP is full of shit. LA is very walkable. I know I've walked it.

Some areas are very walkable. Like West Hollywood, Santa Monica, and Sunset.

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u/mighty_conrad Jul 11 '23

LA is touristy walkable in center, that's basically it.

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u/BurnerAcctNo1 Jul 11 '23

I often ask myself, ā€œwhy isn’t this 502 mi² city not 100% walkableā€ as I eat paint chips.

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u/mak484 Jul 11 '23

Tokyo is 847 mi² and is extremely walkable.

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u/Lexxxapr00 Jul 11 '23

Houston is larger than New Jersey. It’s probably easier to walk from Houston to New Jersey, then it is to walk from one side of Houston to the other. /s - kinda.

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u/kilgore_trout8989 Jul 11 '23

I mean, if "walkable" includes public transit, there's a fair few cities globally that hit that mark.

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u/Stickeris Jul 11 '23

DTLA, Hollywood, Santa Monica, Torrence, Downtown Glendale, Atwater Village, most of Silverlake, downtown north-Hollywood, more and more Exposition park/USC area. LA has walkable parts, they need to be better connected but we are working on it.

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u/SonOfMcGee Jul 11 '23

That’s the sprawl the comment two up from yours is mentioning.
European cities (and some Northeastern American ones) that developed differently don’t have the problem of needing to connect walkable zones because they’re all bordering each other.

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u/Advanced_Double_42 Jul 11 '23

LA isn't very walkable, and is still one of the more walkable cities in the US.

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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm Jul 11 '23

East coast cities are more accessible though.

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u/SandersSol Jul 11 '23

None of those streets are walkable city streets. It's just bars and homeless

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u/amokie Jul 11 '23

It can happen trying to get too and from the Arts District or something, but Im sure there are neighborhoods in every major city you would hate randomly finding yourself walk through

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u/Archer-Saurus Jul 11 '23

Santa Monica is super walkable. But I doubt a tourist knows it's a 20-30 minute ride through traffic from LA proper to actually get there and walk around

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

There are walkable areas if you spend 30 minutes driving in between them.

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u/Fedcom Jul 11 '23

OP is full of shit. LA is very walkable. I know I've walked it.

Can you live your life (i.e walk to work, grocery store / shops, most of your friends and family)? If not walking, then a short and painless transit ride? Can you live a FULL life without owning a car?

That's the definition of walkable most people around the world are working with. I understand the US might have a different standard.

I've never been there but based on all the tv shows I've seen I'd be very very surprised if LA was considered walkable.

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u/amokie Jul 11 '23

LA is massive and whatever you want it to be. There are beautiful coastline cities where people ride horses around, sleepy beach towns, nightlife capitals, super upscale, hipster spots, urban sprawls etc and shitholes like skid row.

Its definitely the kind of place you want to research well before you visit, but honestly anyone who’s lived here or spent any amount of time here understands this.

Like, as someone from LA, when you say LA is a shithole you aren’t even offended because its not even enough context to understand what you’re talking shit about lol. Saying LA sucks because of skid row is like saying California sucks because of LA or the US sucks because of California.

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u/TopofthePyramid Jul 11 '23

NaĆÆve, neckbeard Redditor visits LA without doing any research. Winds up on Skid Row while wandering around in his fanny pack and fedora.

LA must be shithole.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

That's a funny way to describe this silly European OP but I'm down with it.

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u/lilbelleandsebastian Jul 11 '23

in fairness to ignorant tourists, LA as an incredible city to live in but i don't know how much translates by visiting. for me it's the food, diversity, weather, and general culture here that is worth the HCOL

chicago is a better city to visit (in the summer) because you can walk through grant park, check out a famous museum, get some great burgers and beer, go to a bears game, etc all without leaving the same area. LA has 5x what chicago does but it will take a hell of a lot longer to do it haha

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u/amokie Jul 11 '23

Yeah, I’d agree w that. When people move here I always tell them to stay on LA for like 3 weeks and figure out what you want LA to be ā€œfor you.ā€ I’ve been here for like 10 years and I feel like I’ve only scratched the surface because you end up getting stuck in bubbles because of traffic and etc. I wouldn’t expect a tourist to be able to figure all that out either.

I think a city like CHI/DC/BOS etc is a lot easier because there a lot more of a ā€œtravel path consensusā€ than LA - plus the city as a whole is a lot more accessible

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u/sofia1687 Jul 11 '23

Thank you.

I can’t help but roll my eyes at OP.

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u/jonovan Jul 11 '23

Los Angeles is the best city I've ever lived in. Huge variety of cultures with all of their amazing cuisines, beautiful weather, countless activities (you can surf in the morning, snowboard in the afternoon, and hike in the evening), and so many great people.

Like any city, there are downsides (cost of living and a large homeless population being the major ones), but I haven't yet found another city with the variety of people and activities equal to LA.

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u/imissyoubunk Jul 11 '23

I think LA is a great city to live in, and my favorite part is also the mixed cultures. But it's a terrible city for tourists.

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u/elitesense Jul 11 '23

Yea anyone talking shit on socal clearly learned all they know about it from the internet and news headlines.

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u/FLAMEBERGE- Jul 11 '23

Will Ohio and Florida be better or worse?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Orlandos is nice. But let's be honest here. The only really walkable cities in Florida are the Disney theme parks.

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u/ForfeitFPV Jul 11 '23

Don't those also have a tram?

Walkable city ~and~ public transit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

They do, but mostly between the parks. Last time I was Epcot, I had to walk my fat ass from Canada to Mexico!

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u/n3vd0g Jul 11 '23

What??? Orlando is nice?? Have you ever been outside of Disney world? It is horrifying

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u/robulusprime Jul 11 '23

Florida will be better if you stay at St. Augustin or one of the other Old cities. Anything with a foundation date after 1850 is likely not a walkable city.

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u/gophergun Jul 11 '23

That's a pretty good general principle as well. Generally, the most walkable cities in the US tend to be much older, like the northeastern cities, Chicago, or even SF.

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u/TheWizardOfDeez Jul 11 '23

In terms of walkability, no. Pretty much the only walkable cities in the country are in the North East. In terms of not being shitty, maybe depends on the travelers expectations and preferences.

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u/XtheEliminator1 Jul 11 '23

A quick Google search will show what cities to avoid there.

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u/AgentSkidMarks Jul 11 '23

Florida is incredible. Gulf Coast beaches are A+. But Ohio, no one willingly goes to Ohio. There’s a reason they have the most astronauts.

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u/any_other Jul 11 '23

South East/Appalachia Ohio is gorgeous.

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u/Quirky-Skin Jul 11 '23

Shhh let them think it's shitty

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u/any_other Jul 11 '23

My dream would be to be a lifetime student at OU. Just chilling in a cabin in Athens learning shit till I die.

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u/Jepordee Jul 11 '23

Pretty much all the professors just do that lol. My one professor just had a massive mansion with like 10 acres that probs cost like 200k

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u/n3vd0g Jul 11 '23

Bruh, first, the nature doesn’t count in this conversation. Outside of Rich neighborhoods, it is an utter dystopian hellhole.

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u/trumpsiranwar Jul 11 '23

Florida is a shit hole over all though.

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u/bussy_of_lucifer Jul 11 '23

Someone’s never been to Cedar Point

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u/mnid92 Jul 11 '23

Ohio is pretty nice. I live here, and while there's basically zero public transportation outside of Cleveland, Columbus, or Cincy, there's tons of nice stuff to do in the city itself. It's a better trip if you have an event planned here, like a concert to attend or an event to go to. I'd say cleveland doesn't have much outside of music, the history museum, and the rock and roll hall of fame. There are some really nice places to eat though. I can't recommend visiting Little Italy enough, some of the best Italian food I've ever shoved up my ass.

Columbus and Cincy have fuckin jack shit to do, so don't go to those places lol.

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u/LoveThieves Jul 11 '23

Paris syndrome and Hollywood syndrome is a real thing.

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u/theaceofspadea23 Jul 11 '23

Yeah man LA is such a shithole they should really check out the beautiful city of Boise where there’s no homeless people cause they don’t even want to live there !

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u/Bobobdobson Jul 11 '23

Tell us....what are "good cities" in your opinion?

Here's some better advice....if you're going to travel 4000 miles to visit someplace, do a little homework. Maybe start with where you're staying and make a list of where you're going. If you are entertaining the thought of walking, you might want to plan the routes, and then MAYBE use a map program to let you walk the route virtually. Could take maybe 10-15 minutes. About the time it took the original to come on here and bitch about what they saw. Stay in a better area. Call an Uber.

This comment is about as valid as an American that goes to Europe and bitches everything isn't just like it is back home..

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u/sortofstrongman Jul 11 '23

Tell us....what are "good cities" in your opinion?

Easy. New York, Boston, Chicago. Have visited all 3 for a week or more at a time and loved them. Moved to one, it's great.

Still,

if you're going to travel 4000 miles to visit someplace, do a little homework.

is dead on.

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u/Bobobdobson Jul 11 '23

I wouldn't go to Russia, turkey, or Indonesia with a sack of weed in my luggage. Or a handgun. I don't walk out in the Alaska wilderness with my favorite bacon cologne on either.(I actually own none of these things)

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u/sortofstrongman Jul 11 '23

(I actually own none of these things)

Disappointing, I was hoping to hear more about this bacon cologne.

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u/midgethemage Jul 11 '23

Portland is also very walkable

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u/chairmanskitty Jul 11 '23

It can be hard to estimate what sort of homework is relevant, and it takes quite a bit longer than 15 minutes to figure out what you don't know you don't know. For Europeans, the idea of tourism-oriented places not being walkable is absurd. Like coming to a city and discovering that nobody is willing to give or sell you drinking water: the place is designed for people, so of course it's going to have a way to get water. Or back to walking: the place is meant for tourists, of course it's going to be designed to account for people who didn't bring a car on a holiday.

Walking is normal. It's not something you have to plan, you can just head towards where you want to go and get there. If that has been your experience with 30 years of life and visits to 20 countries, why should the 21st country be different?

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u/maxmacks Jul 11 '23

Exactly, so many countries and cities don't require this level of homework - you really can just show up and walk about... Execpt they aren't just meant for tourists, they're meant for humans, so of course you can walk around as you like!

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u/QuantumWarrior Jul 11 '23

On the face of it this is good advice, but really who thinks that going for a short walk through one of the richest cities on the planet is going to result in this kind of outcome?

Perhaps your cities shouldn't be full of this kind of stuff instead of blaming the tourist for seeing it?

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u/MyThrowawaysThrwaway Jul 11 '23

You don’t really ā€œaccidentallyā€ wander to the bad part of skid row. Like, there’s no reason for a tourist to be going in that direction for that long.

LA has bad parts, like all big cities, and assuming the whole place is a shithole because of it is naive at best.

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u/leleledankmemes Jul 11 '23

Zurich does not have places you shouldn't go to

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u/CurlyDrake Jul 11 '23

Have you ever been to Zürich? There are less affluent parts of town sure, but you can walk through any and all of them no problem.

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u/Technical-Platypus-8 Jul 11 '23

Your comment is the most ignorant, blind perspective of the USA. If you think it's a city problem and not a nation-wide problem, you're either stuck in a small town with only the news to filter reality for you, or you haven't paid attention to the American capital system at all

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u/wlchrbandit Jul 11 '23 edited Jul 11 '23

Maybe start with where you're staying and make a list of where you're going. If you are entertaining the thought of walking, you might want to plan the routes, and then MAYBE use a map program to let you walk the route virtually. Could take maybe 10-15 minutes.

Damn this sounds like a horrible way to experience a new city. I've been thinking of planning a trip to the US for a while now. I have family over there I've never met. The more I read about how inconvenient the cities are to just get around the less excitiled I am about the idea.

Living in the UK and travelling to multiple European cities, the absolute best part about visiting somewhere new is not knowing where you're going. Getting out of the hotel and wandering off in a random direction looking for cool bars and restaurants is one of my favourite things to do.

I always knew America was very car centric, but reading other posts talking about the near impossibility of finding a grocery store without a car just makes it seem like such a backwards country.

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u/sobrique Jul 11 '23

Was going to say - we don't do that in the UK, because basically every city you can "just walk around". Some better than others of course, but we just don't have 'bad areas' in the same way. (There's some of course, that are a bit rough, but it's just not in the same league)

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u/henbanehoney Jul 11 '23

What part of the US will you be staying in?

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u/sissyfuktoy Jul 11 '23

It's a big fucking country. I live within walking distance of literally everything I could possibly need in my life, and only keep a car because I like to visit my parents and they're over an hour drive away.

Not every place in the US is the same, and "makes it seem like such a backwards country." is such a fucking ignorant thing to say about one example from one place within the country.

Like there aren't places all over the world that are inconvenient?

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u/Indianlookalike Jul 11 '23

So leave USA?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

The LA slander propaganda is so funny to me. LA is beautiful, interesting, and exciting. Downtown LA is just no place for the faint of heart.

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u/Ass4ssinX Jul 11 '23

LA is far from a shithole. Have you been to the midwest or the south? There's some real shitholes.

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u/esdebah Jul 11 '23

Yeah. Easy to find inmost of the east coast. Northern part of the west coast. Then it's hit or miss.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Shithole countries in general.

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u/commandantemeowmix Jul 11 '23

They should visit wherever it is that you live. I bet there's so much awesome shit to do.

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u/wooyoo Jul 11 '23

The OP went to a foreign country and didn't Google its basic transportation system first?

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u/SuspiciousJarod7 Jul 11 '23

Or maybe, before visiting cities check the location, area and environment if it's habitable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Bro LA is amazing, so much nature everywhere (can go to the beach, forest, and a snowy mountain in the same day), tons of great Asian and Hispanic food, great museums and parks, vibrant nightlife, perfect weather, every single type of professional sport you could ever want to see, and lots of great people.

There is a housing crisis here for sure that is the root cause of so many of the affordability issues, but everyone pretending that the entire city is the shallowness of Beverly Hills or the destitution of Skid Row is insane considering 19 million people live in a metro area the size of a small country.

As a matter of fact, nevermind. Stay away! Don't come! It's awful.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Your face is a shithole

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