r/dankmemes Jul 11 '23

OC Maymay ♨ Happened during my first 12 hours in LA 💀

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u/karjacker Jul 11 '23

LA not even close to the worst, wtf are you talking about lmao

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u/TooMuchBroccoli Jul 11 '23

Majority of people responding to OP are toddlers.

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u/TheFinalBiscuit225 Jul 11 '23

Literally, several tops comments are people not understanding that humans beings have different life experiences. Like straight up people assuming everyone knows what LA is like because THEY know what LA is like.

This thread is baffling.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

I bet a lot of people who say they know what LA is like probably haven’t even been

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u/HeavilyBearded ☣️ Jul 11 '23

Have they even been to Gary, IN?

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u/jawknee530i Jul 11 '23

Yeah, and I wouldn't really call Gary a city. More like an abandoned small town that's been half empty for decades. A city of 3.8 million ppl is a very different thing from a town of 70k. Just driving through Gary you feel like you escaped something.

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u/BlockedbyJake420 Jul 11 '23

This was a great thread to start my morning with a chuckle

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u/yazzy1233 Jul 12 '23

Majority of people responding to OP are toddlers right wingers

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u/jawknee530i Jul 11 '23

I don't think it's the worst or even really bad by most measures but I sure as shit hate it. I grew up in NorCal and have a lot of family down in LA so spent basically a good chunk of every summer down there. Now I live in Chicago and you couldn't get me to live in LA for four times the salary I make now and I could afford LA already on my salary.

Unlike most of the toddlers in this thread I understand that's just due to my personal preferences though and not because of some intrinsic and objective horribleness of LA.

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u/DefusedManiac Jul 11 '23

Dude gave his reasoning for not wanting to be in LA, didn't even shit talk it. And still got downvoted.

People that love LA will find any excuse to say it's not that bad.

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u/Remarkable-Ad-2476 Jul 11 '23

Probably because LA county is huge with a ton of smaller cities in between. One person’s experience can be totally different due to where in LA they live and how much money they make.

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u/shewy92 Jul 11 '23

Toddlers that can read and write would be considered pretty smart though.

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u/Educational_Rope1834 Jul 11 '23

Yea but they also don't understand literary devices like exaggerations. So, give and take I guess.

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u/Icicestreddit Jul 11 '23

Can confirm , I’m 5

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u/Cassian_Rando Jul 11 '23

He’s talking in republican.

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u/CryingSighing Jul 11 '23

Plenty of liberals hate LA because they watch too much TV and thought that jokes about LA from New York-based writers fueling a one-sided rivalry was "real", or because they live in places like Austin and think they can compete/are jealous.

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u/Flipz100 Jul 11 '23

Discounting actually failed cities like Detroit and Gary it’s pretty far down the list IMO

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u/frozen-creek Jul 11 '23

Gary's a shit hole, but Detroit is pretty awesome now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Detroit has another 10 years worth of “it’s getting better guys” before we’ll start to believe.

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u/TooMuchBroccoli Jul 11 '23

Are people really comparing Detroit to LA.

Give me a break, lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

No that’s the point. Detroit still sucks pretty fucking hard.

I’m all about it rebuilding, but FR it ain’t even close.

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u/AstroPhysician Jul 11 '23

No it doesn't lol. How out of date is this opinion

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

It’s better than it was, but that doesn’t mean it’s in a good place.

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u/UngusChungus94 Jul 12 '23

You should visit. It’s a pretty vibrant, pleasant place to be. I was surprised having visited for work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

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u/yazzy1233 Jul 12 '23 edited Jul 12 '23

You are wrong

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u/yazzy1233 Jul 12 '23 edited Jul 12 '23

Why don't you come visit detroit before talking trash

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u/Current_Wafer_8907 Jul 11 '23

Wait, Gary is the name of city?

Next you're gonna tell me there's a city called Greg

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u/Malarazz Jul 11 '23

How so? Last I heard downtown Detroit had become a cool place to visit, but anything other than downtown (specially the outskirts of Detroit) was still nasty.

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u/TopMindOfR3ddit Jul 11 '23

Never been to Detroit, but from what I see on TV and stuff, the parts that aren't completely fucked are gentrified to shit, which is cool to some, but not to a lot lol

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u/VulkanLives19 Jul 11 '23

Double edged sword. Money going into a neighborhood is going to come with gentrification. Better than more dilapidation.

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u/TopMindOfR3ddit Jul 11 '23

That's true, but when the original folks that lived there get gradually kicked out because they can't afford to live there anymore, it doesn't really matter what the money does for a neighborhood of upper class hipsters

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u/UngusChungus94 Jul 12 '23

You should go, it’s got more going on than you think.

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u/young_fire Jul 11 '23

I think it's hilarious that one of the worst cities in the US is named Gary

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u/Killer_Moons Jul 11 '23

Detroit has its charm, guess none of you guys have been out to Alabama. Rather swallow a razor blade than head down there.

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u/CryingSighing Jul 11 '23

Based on, what? How far your head is up your own ass?

Or because Redditors are sheltered, anxious, shaking, developmentally arrested basement dwellers who find the concept of a car existing to be terrifying?

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u/Flipz100 Jul 12 '23

Large crime and homeless problems, a generally asshole filled culture that promotes vanity, some of the worst air quality in the states, little to no economic opportunity compared to NYC, Chicago, any of the Texan cities, Denver, San Diego, etc., and while I personally have no problem with car based cities, LA traffic is by far the worst I have ever witnessed.

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u/ayylmao299 Jul 11 '23

If only the housing market reflected that reality

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u/yazzy1233 Jul 12 '23

Detroit vs everyone

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

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u/ButtPlugJesus Jul 11 '23

How are you so on the lookout for dog whistles that you can’t even acknowledge most people think LA sucks

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

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u/ButtPlugJesus Jul 11 '23

LA sucks has been a cliche, true or not, since at least the 70s. It’s not an owning the libs opinion, just something a lot of people feel for various reasons.

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u/fateofmorality Jul 11 '23

Definitely not the worst, definitely not the best. We have a great food scene that’s for sure.

Stay away from Hollywood. Source: I live in Hollywood. When my friends visit and want to see the Hollywood stars I just tell them no.

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u/CryingSighing Jul 11 '23

Hollywood is amazing. Just avoid the walk of fame. The food in Hollywood is incredible right now, and if you go north into the Hollywood foothills area? It's beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23 edited Jul 11 '23

It's gotta have the worst traffic and I know for a fact it has the most homelessness per capita... It has the best homeless services in the West side of the USA, so homeless flock there from all over. Even from other states.

My friend who lives in LA often complains that it takes him over an hour to go one mile during rush hour.

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u/orochiman Jul 11 '23

It has the worst homelessness per Capita because other cities literally bus their homeless there and drop them

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u/iHeartApples Jul 11 '23

A big study just refuted this. The majority of houseless people in California are from...California. It's a large state with a large population.

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u/akagordan Jul 11 '23

And probably the largest margins between the wealthy and poor of any state (not to mention cripplingly high COL).

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u/fleegness Jul 11 '23

Source for the study?

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u/CantBelieveItsButter Jul 11 '23

Idk if they'll link it, but if it's the one that I've seen referenced in other threads, then a big flaw in the study is that the answers are self-reported. I.e. they issued a survey and homeless people answered themselves, and there's a decent incentive to lie.

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u/iHeartApples Jul 11 '23

Wasn't just a survey but an in-depth analysis with interviews and other methodologies

https://homelessness.ucsf.edu/our-impact/our-studies/california-statewide-study-people-experiencing-homelessness

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u/CryingSighing Jul 11 '23

They won't link shit, but I do know the stats off the top of my head: about one in five of the current homeless population in LA was homeless either upon arriving in LA, or before getting to LA. Another one in five was homeless within their first 6 months living here (AKA: probably never had the job prospects or financial security to move here).

It's not all, but 2/5ths is an awful large chunk.

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u/fleegness Jul 11 '23

Actually better question. Don't even need a source.

Why would other places bussing in people automatically mean most people are from outside the state?

They could just bump the per Capita numbers higher, while lowering the numbers for cities that bus out.

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u/Iohet Jul 11 '23

Yes, a percentage are local, but the percent of people from somewhere else is much higher than the places that bus homeless. No is bussing homeless to flyover country

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Welcome to Austin y’all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Homeless people don't flock there, neighboring areas put them on busses and make them go.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

There's no difference between those two statements imo.

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u/amokie Jul 11 '23

Yeah traffic does suck, but its a symptom of too many people living here lol. Its the same w house prices, homelessness and etc. You dont really get much traffic in places that people dont want to live

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u/Iohet Jul 11 '23

My friend who lives in LA often complains that it takes him over an hour to go one mile during rush hour.

LA doesn't have the largest light rail system in the US for no reason

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u/Armored-Potato-Chip Jul 11 '23

LA is horrible for how well known/popular it is

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

I’m not a fan of LA but listing it as the worst is just not right.

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u/double-beans Jul 11 '23

As somebody born and raised in LA, I gotta say it’s not a good city for tourists. Unless you have a itinerary with specific events/shows.