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OC Maymay ♨ Whoever dumped Millions into this is the biggest clown in the world

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

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u/ScherzicScherzo Jun 15 '24

Long lost evil twin.

Literally one of the cardinal sins of storytelling.

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos Jun 15 '24

They're not truly evil unless they have a mustache how twirly is their mustache

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u/rashandal Jun 15 '24

i just cant understand how they repeatedly fuck up their star wars series so badly (except for andor and mando1). seriously how?

im not even expecting much. just make something that isnt dog shit for once. and if theyre not capable of that, they have mountains of books and video games and whatnot which they can use for stories and inspiration. it cant be THAT hard

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u/Lotions_and_Creams Jun 15 '24

It’s happening in a lot of previously niche hobbies/fandoms - Witcher, LoTR, etc. For a variety of reasons they are disregarding established lore, retconning, and shoehorning in plot points that don’t belong. Any big production now also has to appeal to a Chinese market which means making changes or excluding things their censorship won’t allow. In the end it all contributes to final products lone time fans don’t recognize/enjoy.

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u/DivineFlamingo Jun 15 '24

Cmiiw but I thought Hollywood stopped pandering to China since they basically got shut out of the Chinese market post Covid?

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u/Lotions_and_Creams Jun 15 '24

Hollywood is still trying, but in the last couple years Western movies haven’t done very well there. For example Barbie made $1.4B worldwide but only $35M from China. 

The biggest reasons according to Chinese movie critics is lack of novelty, preferring local/relatable stories, and Chinese domestic audiences don’t like the increasing insertion of ideology in Hollywood films. Which honestly, sounds a lot like what many people in the US are saying too.

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u/AStrangerWCandy Jun 16 '24

It’s because show runners and writers have a story in their heads they want to tell. But it sucks and no one will buy it. But they can use these popular IPs as a Trojan horse to make it anyway by disregarding the fact that they are serialized stories

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

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u/rashandal Jun 15 '24 edited Jun 15 '24

but they could as well just make it good at least decent.

as i said, they have plenty of source material to draw from.

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u/Yorspider Jun 15 '24

You know what new Audiences like? GOOD FUCKING SHOWS.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

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u/Yorspider Jun 15 '24

Star Wars is NOT going strong lol. When was the last time Star Wars had a theatrical release? There is a reason for that. The franchise is on streaming life support, which is why they haven't given two shits about show quality.

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u/DivineFlamingo Jun 15 '24

I mean I have lost complete interest and flat out stopped watching Star Wars stuff post Book of Boba Fett.

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u/BiWinningDude Jun 15 '24

Andor is really good, I can’t remember if that was pre or post BoBF though…if you haven’t seen it, I genuinely recommend it.

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u/DivineFlamingo Jun 15 '24

I’ve heard it was great and watched the emotionally charged clip of Andy Serkis’ character but, not paying for Disney+ everything has been shit lately and I’d rather just pay for Max/Hulu which I use rather than adding DP to the list.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

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u/DivineFlamingo Jun 15 '24

Yeah I scrubbed Disney plus off my Hulu plan and now just have Hulu with HBO Max.

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u/Mando_Mustache Jun 15 '24

Most stuff that gets made is mediocre to trash in any media/genre. The smaller the category the more noticeable it is. This is especially true if that fans of that niche care about everything that is part of it.

On top of that TV and movies are collective work of 100s of people, getting everything to come together is real hard. Even the writers have less control over the story than most people think. Easier for a novelist to be consistent. 

And then on top of THAT with this much money on the line there is endless meddling and pressure and competing priorities from different power players involved. What new audiences to find, how to please the old audience, what direction does the IP develop in, etc.

Honestly it’s kind of amazing any good Star Wars shows got made at all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

As soon as you put long lost twins in Star Wars you've irrevocably ruined Star Wars until the end of Star Wars.

What kind of moron puts long lost twins in Star Wars?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24 edited Jun 15 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24 edited Jun 15 '24

Oh shit!

That's right!

George Lucas put long lost twins in Star Wars!

Can't believe that dude ruined Star Wars all the way back in the 1980s.

I haven't seen The Acolyte, but I do know that enraged Star Wars simps have been review bombing it on any site where they can review bomb just so they can point to the scores while they jerk one another off.

Edit: Ahhhhh, Submarine765Radioman pulls the classic reply and then instantly block, so I can't respond.

Typical Star Wars simp behavior.

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u/pjt77 Jun 15 '24

Y'all are both dorks

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

Agreed!

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u/DivineFlamingo Jun 15 '24

Dude people not liking a show doesn’t equate to review bombing. Like how many actual bad shows/ movies do we have to hear are review bombed before people just accept that some content just sucks?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

I kind of love that the answer to this comment is the fact that there's a post right now on the front page of Reddit with people celebrating review-bombing the Acolyte.

Pitch

perfect

comedy.

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24 edited Jun 15 '24

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u/somethincleverhere33 Jun 15 '24

*edit: they're crying because I blocked them...... lol, I love it when they cry about that. Makes me laugh every time.

I have no opinions on star wars but this sounds like a personality disorder more than a sweet win my dude

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

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u/somethincleverhere33 Jun 15 '24 edited Jun 15 '24

You are not currently convincing me that you do not have a personality disorder

Edit: i am both blocked and absolutely convinced he has a personality disorder

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

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u/truscotsman Jun 15 '24

Hahaha what a funny and ironic sentiment coming from someone who has an impressive collection of juvenile little comments. We are all supposed to believe you’re the adult here? You are just making yourself look a fool.

And you can make whatever little angry childish comment you want. I won’t see it. Take the time instead to grow up a bit.

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u/Doctor-Amazing Jun 15 '24 edited Jun 16 '24

Blocking someone when you're losing an argument, but going back to check out their comments and respond to them, while keeping them blocked is such a little bitch move.

Acting like you're winning while doing it is another level of pathetic.

Edit: lol got blocked too

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u/Frekavichk Jun 15 '24

*edit: they're crying because I blocked them...... lol, I love it when they cry about that. Makes me laugh every time.

Responding and blocking is a coward move that you do when you know the other person is making good points that you can't refute.

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u/maqsarian Jun 15 '24

I didn't even know you could block someone on reddit in such a way that they can't reply to your comments. That's madness, it's not anybody's personal conversation where they can just post bullshit and cut off any rebuttal

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

I can tell that they unblocked me because I can reply to your comment.

The way blocking works is that whoever a user blocks gets frozen out of any comments that are made afterwards as well.

I've seen it a lot with propaganda accounts; they'll block anyone who calls them out, so that they can keep posting stuff unchallenged in the same thread.

Anyways... the more you know!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

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u/pjt77 Jun 15 '24

Pot, meet kettle

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u/malticblade Jun 16 '24

Lord do you just have zero self awareness or something? Bless your heart

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u/JapanDash Jun 15 '24

Star Wars was always a shitty transcode though.

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