r/dankmemes • u/only777 ☣️ • Jul 30 '24

I am probably an intellectual or something Suck it America

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u/ReincarnatedSwordGod Jul 30 '24

Hard to swallow LEGOs.

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u/in-a-microbus ☣️ Jul 30 '24

No they're not!

Source: I have kids

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u/rantonidi Jul 30 '24

Not the “legos” fault :/

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u/Bredstikz Jul 30 '24

*Lego's fault

If the LEGO owns something, then it'd be LEGO's. It's just if it's multiple or single LEGO, it's LEGO.

The LEGO plays with LEGO'S LEGO.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

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u/Dokard Jul 30 '24

Just EGGO the LEGO

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u/_GroundControl_ Jul 30 '24

Just like a Deer

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u/Bredstikz Jul 30 '24

I also hate it when kids leave deer lying about on the floor.

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u/Struc2DougFir Aug 02 '24

*** LEGO Element’s fault. Never lego’s.

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u/ChriskiV Jul 30 '24

If it's any consolation I have a distinct memory of swallowing a 2 x 8 brick as a kid. I didn't tell my parents and it passed fine, I distinctly remember the bright red corners sticking out.

Wasn't on purpose, I just had a bad habit of using my teeth to separate bricks and accidentally gulped it, kids are dumb.

E:Y'all worried about micro plastics, well I had macro plastics. 😂 jk jk

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u/in-a-microbus ☣️ Jul 30 '24

Lol! Macroplasics

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u/metalman7 Jul 30 '24

Jesus...🫨

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u/ChriskiV Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24

I was like 6, gimme a break lol. It's not like I had to shit a whole Millennium Falcon

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u/metalman7 Jul 30 '24

Swallowing a 2x8 is insaaaaaaane.

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u/ChriskiV Jul 30 '24

It was an accident 😭

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u/metalman7 Jul 30 '24

I'm amazed you're not dead.

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u/ChriskiV Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24

I mean, if anything felt off I would have told my parents. I was a stupid kid, I kinda just forgot about it until it came out.

But I'll take that as a compliment, I am amazing aren't I? ❤️ "World #1 brick eater" as far as I know.

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u/Ismellpu Jul 30 '24

They also easily fit into ears!

Source: I was once a kid