r/dankmemes • u/only777 ☣️ • Jul 30 '24

I am probably an intellectual or something Suck it America

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u/ReincarnatedSwordGod Jul 30 '24

Hard to swallow LEGOs.

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u/in-a-microbus ☣️ Jul 30 '24

No they're not!

Source: I have kids

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u/ChriskiV Jul 30 '24

If it's any consolation I have a distinct memory of swallowing a 2 x 8 brick as a kid. I didn't tell my parents and it passed fine, I distinctly remember the bright red corners sticking out.

Wasn't on purpose, I just had a bad habit of using my teeth to separate bricks and accidentally gulped it, kids are dumb.

E:Y'all worried about micro plastics, well I had macro plastics. 😂 jk jk

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u/in-a-microbus ☣️ Jul 30 '24

Lol! Macroplasics

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u/metalman7 Jul 30 '24

Jesus...🫨

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u/ChriskiV Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24

I was like 6, gimme a break lol. It's not like I had to shit a whole Millennium Falcon

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u/metalman7 Jul 30 '24

Swallowing a 2x8 is insaaaaaaane.

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u/ChriskiV Jul 30 '24

It was an accident 😭

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u/metalman7 Jul 30 '24

I'm amazed you're not dead.

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u/ChriskiV Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24

I mean, if anything felt off I would have told my parents. I was a stupid kid, I kinda just forgot about it until it came out.

But I'll take that as a compliment, I am amazing aren't I? ❤️ "World #1 brick eater" as far as I know.