r/dankmemes Meme Connoisseur Oct 27 '24

ancient wisdom found within Long shelf life foods shorten lives.

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u/realnutsack_v4 Oct 27 '24

100% of people that breathe oxygen end up dying

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u/Sir-Boop Oct 27 '24

Then that concludes the investigation, people bad.

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u/Axthen Oct 28 '24

incorrect.

everyone has breathed dioxygen dies. very few people have ever breathed oxygen (but i hear they also all died)