r/dankmemes • u/NardtheBeast Meme Connoisseur • Oct 27 '24

ancient wisdom found within Long shelf life foods shorten lives.

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u/LunarCrisis7 Oct 27 '24

“Unrecognizable chemicals” = I couldn’t say the big words in highschool chemistry so long word bad

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u/AnonomousWolf Oct 27 '24

Vegan food has dihydrogen monoxide, too much of it can cause suffocation.

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u/SirKnlghtmare 🌛 The greater good 🌜 Oct 27 '24

I hear everyone who's taken dihydrogen monoxide has died! Ban dihydrogen monoxide!

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u/Sennemaster Oct 28 '24

I read that dihydrogen monoxide has a pH level higher than any acid!