r/dankmemes • u/NardtheBeast Meme Connoisseur • Oct 27 '24

ancient wisdom found within Long shelf life foods shorten lives.

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u/ovoAutumn Oct 27 '24

It's funny because it's like being an incel, but instead of knowing nothing about women, OP knows nothing about nutrition!

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u/sheldonzy Oct 27 '24

From my personal experience, OP is not wrong. My girlfriend of 9 years is vegan. I have known dozens of vegans. Most of them eat too much shit processed food.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

The thing is non-vegan eat just as much don't they, if not more.

Even then healthier food is only a small part of the vegan movement, it's mostly about caring for the animals in the end of the day.

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u/sheldonzy Oct 28 '24

Yes 100%. Much better comment than mine :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

Just adding my point of view :) glad everyone over here seems so nice

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u/ovoAutumn Oct 28 '24

I'll take this in good faith.

Idk if you live in the US, but everyone I meet eats processed foods.

Chips, crackers, jerky, sugary yogurts, and fast food(!!) are ubiquitous. Personally, most imitation meats are expensive, so they're a treat I get at restaurants and occasionally have at home. Unless you personally cook most of your meals, you're likely eating crap

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u/Smash-my-ding-dong Oct 28 '24

Are you kidding me ? Vegan food is the easiest to preserve because plant bacteria have a hard time processing plant foods due to low nutrition (wheat potato etc keep them in a dry dark place and it lasts forever).

Animal foods rich in protein fats lipids etc are easily digestible and require WAY more preservatives packaging and logistics to remain edible because micro organisms love to munch that away.

It's not even a comparison. OP literally knows nothing and is indefensible here. But glad to know there are 4000k+ uneducated hacks on Reddit which suddenly does make me feel smart.

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u/SteamReflex Oct 28 '24

The catch is you get bairley any nutrition from vegan food so you have to eat a shitton or be borderline starved

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u/Smash-my-ding-dong Oct 28 '24

That's a different discussion though. The premise of this meme is absurd.

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u/smoothvibe Oct 28 '24

So your omnivore friends all eat healthier? That would contradict studies showing that omnivores eat much more processed foods than vegans.

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u/sheldonzy Oct 28 '24

Ofc not. There’s shit food everywhere. I’m just saying a lot of vegans eat shit processed food - just like omnivores.

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u/schnupfnudel69 Oct 28 '24

Even if that was true. Why do you even care?