r/dankmemes • u/NardtheBeast Meme Connoisseur • Oct 27 '24

ancient wisdom found within Long shelf life foods shorten lives.

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u/TheBaconGamer21 Oct 27 '24

They might put chemicals like Dihydrogen Monoxide in it.

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u/Sir-Boop Oct 27 '24

Heard that shit has a 100% death rate. So sad.

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u/realnutsack_v4 Oct 27 '24

100% of people that breathe oxygen end up dying

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u/Axthen Oct 28 '24

incorrect.

everyone has breathed dioxygen dies. very few people have ever breathed oxygen (but i hear they also all died)