r/dankmemes Jan 30 '25

Depression makes the memes funnier stuck in the middle with youuu

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u/tehsdragon Jan 30 '25

Needs a 5th image where the MC doomscrolls Reddit

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u/Raz98 Jan 30 '25

Dont worry, you're regarded too.

51

u/DrBaugh Jan 30 '25

Indeed I am Neuroditarded

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u/Vonkosue Jan 30 '25

My mother said I was always very artistic!!

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u/Fluffy-Mammoth9234 Jan 30 '25

"Everyone is dumb except me."

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u/DivineFlamingo Jan 30 '25

When everyone around you is an asshole, it’s probably you that is the asshole.

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u/Hockex-4 Jan 30 '25

that’s sooooo true! but not for me!

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u/Eerayo Jan 30 '25

Hey! It is true for me! Can't be true for both of us, and I am obviously the smart one here.

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u/bulkasmakom Jan 31 '25

Probably, doesn't mean all the time

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u/qbmast Jan 30 '25

it sounds nice but it doesn't make sense. Why would that be true?

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u/TheUnholyMacerel Jan 30 '25

Pretty sure it's not litteral but if it is: it just depends on the situation

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u/AragogTehSpidah Jan 30 '25

if you are surrounded by overzealous brainwashed warmongers then it's probably not true

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u/bshootingu I love this sub with all my ❤️ Jan 30 '25

Because people have a hard time being objective. The actual chance of everyone around a person being an asshole is astronomically low. What is far more likely is that if you perceive everyone around you to be an asshole, you have a warped world view and are very likely an asshole that is projecting. It makes perfect sense.

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u/aech4 Jan 30 '25

Meme is wrong. Boomers get Fox News, gen z gets TikTok, and millennials get YouTube. We’re all lobotomized by media

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u/syphon3980 Jan 30 '25

Almost true. They did a lot of polling to see the voting demographics based on age, and found slightly more boomers vote democrat. One of the big drivers was social security

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u/aech4 Jan 30 '25

Seems exactly in line with boomer voting patterns. No morals, no ethics, just voting whichever way they think will give them more money.

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u/syphon3980 Jan 30 '25

That’s true lol

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u/Schpau ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jan 30 '25

Unironically most people do not critically engage with most aspects of their lives. Not because they’re stupid or incapable, most people just are not into politics, and it’s easier for them to simply run with narratives that conform to their world-view. Therefore the average voter has no coherent political ideology, and you get people who vote for Trump because they’re under the delusion that he will fix the economy.

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u/murkgod Jan 30 '25

Then big surprise that Trump do not plan to ease the costs of living for the average Joe but to gain profit for the already rich. Deportation of illegal immigrants hell yeah for the average Joe but then big surprise that companies don't have enough employees anymore for cheap labour leading to more increased products prices. The average Joe is just too lazy to think for five minutes about the consequences of every political decision. That's why things don't change the way the average Joe's want them.

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u/herecomestheshun Jan 30 '25

And when the economy crashes like they intend, average Joe will have no choice but to work in the fields to replace the cheap labor

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u/AncleJack EX-NORMIE Jan 30 '25

I love the that average joe that doesn't use his brain is an American

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u/floggedlog Jan 30 '25

Oh Europeans are just as bad. Look at knife licenses, for example. Americans don’t have to sign a “no stabbing” agreement and wait for the knife to be mailed to them.

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u/AncleJack EX-NORMIE Jan 30 '25

Lol never saw or heard about anything like that but it sounds like some kingdom that created the American colony

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u/murkgod Jan 30 '25

Europeans ( I am one) are also lazy and stupid. Average Joe is just everywhere presented.

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u/AncleJack EX-NORMIE Jan 30 '25

Sure i just liked that you used an American example for them to understand

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u/Moldy_Teapot Jan 30 '25

Not because they’re stupid or incapable

Most people are incapable though. Well over a majority of adult Americans can't critically analyze beyond an elementary school level.

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u/Schpau ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jan 30 '25

I mean they are not innately stupid or incapable, they have the brain parts they need. They just don't critically analyze things so they aren't good at it.

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u/samik100 Jan 30 '25

Millenials are often good at critical thinking because they grew up with old medias and adapted the new ones so they had to learn more aspects than most

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u/SWHAF Jan 30 '25

Mostly the last of Gen x and early to mid Millennials. It's like its own sub generation. The last of the millennials were growing up with the internet already being a thing.

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u/Cephell Jan 30 '25

Correct

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u/Krunkworx Jan 30 '25

Anyone on the right is an idiot ~Reddit

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

"democrats are forcing illegals in prison to undergo sex change operations and when they get out they eat all the dogs and cats"

"Wow that's fucking stupid"

"Lol reddit moment"

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u/the_real_thugs_bunny Jan 30 '25

Did they hurt your feelings, little boy?

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u/LeBeta_arg Eic memer Jan 30 '25

You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain

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u/the_real_thugs_bunny Jan 30 '25

If insulting rightwingers is what villains do, I‘m not ashamed to be one

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u/LeBeta_arg Eic memer Jan 30 '25

Oh you were talking about the second guy aight nvm then. My point still stands tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/AnarchoCapitalismFTW I'm the one upvoting all the garbage Jan 30 '25

As Gen X, can confirm.

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u/William_Joyce Jan 30 '25

As Gen X, can confirm, no fucks are given either way.

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u/Allways_a_Misspell Jan 30 '25

As gen x your response should be "whatever"

You have been docked one set of jean clothing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/Practical-Big-880 Jan 30 '25

Posts this but has 250k comment karma on reddit

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Op is obviously coping. Just like gen x, we have no spine and let boomers step all over us

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u/AveragePredditor Jan 30 '25

Not sure were OP gets the idea that millenials are free of scrutiny.

millennials are known for their 'only what I care about actually matters' mentality—yet they're too soft to take real action beyond some annoying screeching and mental breakdowns. They're also probably the worst generation of parents imaginable. They are unable to correct their kids but get all huffy and puffy if someone else steps in to correct them. Even their own kids step all over them.

(Its reddit so i have to mention how this is a generalization, obviously ~not all~ are like this)

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u/wot_in_ternation Jan 30 '25

Every single living generation suffers from the "only what I care about actually matters" mentality

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u/simmocar ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jan 30 '25

Let's just agree that most people are fucked.

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u/MyWorkAccount5678 Jan 30 '25

You just described a millenial's parents, not a millenial as a parent

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u/a_trane13 Jan 30 '25

“Annoying screeching” as in….. nonviolent protesting?

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u/TxHow7Vk Jan 30 '25

Think I prefer the screeching tbh

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u/a_trane13 Jan 30 '25

Good luck keeping any semblance of a democratic society then

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u/SlightlySubpar Jan 30 '25

Joke's on you, I've disabled my "reddit is concerned" notifications for mental health checks.

I'll be aight

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u/Opal_Demon Jan 30 '25

"Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it."

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u/BlurredSight FOREVER NUMBER ONE Jan 30 '25

Gen Z at the latest is turning 27 by the way, a lot of brain rot is more gen alpha.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Gen z is people age 13-28 (born 1997-2012)

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u/_JesusChrist_hentai Jan 30 '25

Isn't it 1995-2010 (2010 excluded), Since this year is the beginning of gen Beta?

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u/Thesmokingcode Jan 30 '25

Im 95 and i was always told I was a millennial.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Yep millennial is 1981-1996

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u/TickleMonsterCG Jan 31 '25

The good ole Zilleneal discourse, about as impactful as zodiac signs and year of the [animal] discussion

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Nope 1995 and 1996 is still millenial

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u/Valoneria Jan 30 '25

I'm a late millenial (32), and i'm pretty sure i got more brainrot in my early days through shitty flash games and stuff like Weebl and Nyancat.

It's still concerning to look around and see the political apathy though

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u/HopeBudget3358 Jan 30 '25

It would have been more realistic with Tik Tok instead of YouTube

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u/Holiday-Caregiver-64 Jan 30 '25

Millennials: "Well that just happened!"

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u/raccoonbrigade Jan 30 '25

Erm cheeseburger

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u/TemporarilyResolute mayonnaise enjoyer Jan 30 '25

Millennials: "That's gonna leave a mark!"

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u/Punkeewalla Jan 30 '25

Where's the optimism? Look at all the jobs in agriculture and domestic servitude that are going to be available. Turns the frown Upside down pretty quickly.

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u/Al13n_C0d3R Jan 30 '25

Yeah because the job applications to pick strawberries in the ash shadow of the California wild fires like the immigrants were doing and other low pay jobs that historically are taken advantage of by companies, are just flying in from enthusiastic Americans.

The way some people live in a fantasy version of America is crazy

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u/Capitalizam Jan 30 '25

Let's not act like millennials aren't just as bad in their own way as boomers or gen z

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u/5ft6manlet ⭐ Certified Commenter Jan 30 '25

Jarvis: I need karma, upload a meme that bashes the Right on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/The_Cozy_Zone ☣️ Jan 30 '25
  • He said after shitting the bed

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u/matande31 Jan 30 '25

Classic millennial superiority complex.

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u/Shits_do_that Jan 30 '25

I sometimes cry in my bed thinking how smart millennials are and knowing I'll never be as smart, funny or witty as them 😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

uninstall tiktok and start the healing process bro

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u/Shits_do_that Jan 30 '25

Haven’t used tiktok for over a year

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u/JaxBoss32 Jan 30 '25

Hey, not all of us genzs are doomed.

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u/ReptilianLaserbeam Jan 30 '25

Change it for tiktok. We, millennials, were the ones that got idiotized by YouTube

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u/Everydaywhiteboy Jan 30 '25

Millenials are info warriors

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u/Lopsided_Visit9800 Jan 30 '25

Stupid millennials

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u/ChaosKeeshond Jan 30 '25

Given that Reddit demographics skew towards the 20s, memes like this are just funnier than they should be because they're speaking to a crowd of 29-34 year old millennials and blaming everything on 24-28 year old zoomers.

Like what. You really think those handful of years made such a big difference? Like we didn't grow up with iPhones, Spotify, and YouTube ourselves?

Maybe the youngest zoomers and alphas are on a different cultural wavelength but older zoomers are taking undeserved strays for doing exactly what we did and it makes no sense.

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u/justaruss Jan 30 '25

Seems like a millennial thing to think

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u/Joose__bocks Jan 30 '25

OP doesn't know there's educational content on YouTube.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Did I miss something? Like I know Fox is full of blatant propaganda, but what's wrong with YouTube? You've no idea how much I've learned from the various tutorials on that site.

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u/Sevga Jan 30 '25

Enlightened Millenial is my least favorite gender

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u/Roder777 You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses, would you? Jan 30 '25

How is youtube suddenly bad??

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u/Didujustcallmejobin Jan 30 '25

How does anyone hang their hat on the false promises of politicians? One thing is certain, they are all self serving no matter their party or affiliation.

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u/SheikahShaymin Jan 30 '25

“Invested a ton of years on this tech” -Fox on AI.

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u/gregor3001 Jan 30 '25

gen-x does not exist.
they keep calm and carry on.

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u/tappy100 Late to everything Jan 30 '25

what makes you think we’re watching youtube?🤨

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u/PvtParts2001 Jan 30 '25

you forget that us millenials had mlg brainrot

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u/mathzg1 Jan 30 '25

Dude, you're on Reddit

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u/rndov34 Jan 30 '25

That’s why tiktok is so vital to modern America, it’s the last bastion of free speech uncontrolled by tech oligarchs like Musk or Zuckerberg.

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u/froststomper Jan 30 '25

what’s in our horseshoe shaped skull, netflix?

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u/DeeDiver Jan 30 '25

This really needed Tony Stark saying I'm stuff to fill out how cringe this is

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u/Hot_Lobster222 ☣️ Jan 31 '25

Replace YouTube with Tik Tok and it’s more accurate

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u/Narrow-Chef-3778 Jan 31 '25

You greasy mfs act like we’re still 10 bru

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

Too relatable

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u/PutnamPete Jan 30 '25

The last reflex to die on a liberal is that smug sense of superiority.

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u/k0nstantine Jan 30 '25

The only real investigative journalism left on this planet is only found on YouTube. Something tells me your corpo commercial funded TV channel based education told you how smart you are, so you went and made this.

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u/Lekijocds Jan 30 '25

To quote and paraphrase Michael from Vsauce who was quoting one book I don't remember the name: "every generation thinks it's wiser than the last one and more intelligent than the one who comes after them" something like that.

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u/Crazy_Ad7308 Jan 30 '25

Gen Z is probably tiktok, millennials with yt

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u/Stup404 Jan 30 '25

I'm from Gen Z and that's sadly true

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u/Kn03cs nuclear arms dealer Jan 30 '25

was talking to my dad and brought up that russia was part of both Europe and Asia. He got uncontrollably mad bc of him not thinking borders had changed since the globe he bought when the soviet union was still a thing. He's also a millenial. My grandpa knew it was both.

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u/cool_fox Jan 30 '25

Zoomers going to be so triggered by this lol

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u/Flokstrop Jan 30 '25

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am