r/dankmemes Feb 20 '25

Big PP OC This happened, poor guy.

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u/StrangerWithACheese Feb 20 '25

That's the reason spermbanks give (at least in my country) no sperm of a single man but a cocktail, so that even the bank can't tell who it could be

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u/Seiryuu44 Feb 20 '25

Cum cocktail 🤮

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u/lahusahah Feb 20 '25

A cumtail

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u/tratemusic I know your mom Feb 20 '25

A flagellum

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u/ArmchairExperts Feb 20 '25

🤤

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u/Bazookasajizo Feb 23 '25

Get away from me you freaky ass mf, that cum cocktail is all mine 😋

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u/Schatzin Feb 20 '25

Sounds like a DNA test would easily disrupt that

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u/StrangerWithACheese Feb 20 '25

If you go through the process of finding the 20 Men who want to remain anonymous, yeah

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u/VanceIX Feb 20 '25

Don’t need to find the men specifically, just takes the kid doing a genealogical test and they will likely have connections with others from the donor’s family. Doesn’t take a detective to figure out the identity from there.

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u/DearAndraste Feb 20 '25

Not everyone does those DNA tests though. I have shockingly very few matches that are close enough to deduce anything from. Though my family has lived in a poor rural area for generations, so it tracks that most of them don’t have the disposable income to pay for frivolous DNA testing

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u/OakenGreen Feb 20 '25

So you’re the one they connect through then. Sure, not everyone does it, but all it takes is one second cousin, and you’ve massively narrowed your field.

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u/SmugAssPimp Feb 20 '25

A dna test doesn’t have any value if you don’t know who you are comparing to.

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u/PrefiroMoto Feb 20 '25

Or they could do something even better and completely excuse the donor of any legal and economic responsibility if he donated by legal means, so even if they did find out who the donor is, they still can't force him to do anything regarding the child, which is what my country did

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u/OakenGreen Feb 20 '25

Hold up that sounds way too logical.

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u/Kladderadingsda Feb 20 '25

CUMtail, yim yum. Give them some of that sperm shake

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u/StrangerWithACheese Feb 20 '25

Ok, after so many comments I dug into the justice matter of sperm donation in my country. I couldn't find any clear sources about the "sperm cocktail" to avoid child support, but I found much rather that (again in my country) a donor has no rights becoming the father but can't be forced to pay child support either.

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u/Chinjurickie Feb 21 '25

U can just make her sign a contract laying down all her claims on support no?

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u/amercium Feb 20 '25

😦