r/dankmemes • u/FinancialDivide4596 something's caught in my balls • Mar 27 '25

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u/mandrill_bite Mar 27 '25

This is the dumbest shit I have read in a long time. "How come a marble and a hot dog fit in a garden hose"

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u/Iceologer_gang Mar 28 '25

How come a microwaved banana and a Cylinder fit in a M&Ms tube?

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u/PossessionNo3943 Mar 28 '25

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u/Hutfiftyfive Mar 28 '25

Let the poor man be. Let the cylinder rest.

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u/camo_216 secretly runs a meth lab Mar 28 '25

He must bear the curse he has put upon himself