r/dankmemes • u/Morzheimer • May 03 '25

Big PP OC Seems like a skill issue

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u/Sebbe_2 May 03 '25

Gorilla here. Your argument is stupid.

There are about 1000 silverbacks left, and 8 billion of you.

1 of us vs 100 of you in a fist fight, is not comparable to 1 of us vs 8 million of you with guns.

Yes, you are currently winning. But only because you are cheating.

Give us a fair fight, and you pussies wont even stand a chance.

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u/Admiral_Hipper_ May 03 '25

Cheating? Sounds like a skill issue to me

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u/Bluefire3215 May 03 '25

No such thing as cheating in conflict

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u/bytelines ☣️ May 03 '25

Rule 13: do unto others

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u/ChefAtRandom May 03 '25

Before they do unto you

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u/Bluefire3215 May 03 '25

I was going to say something similar to this. Do it to them so they don't get a chance to do it to you

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u/ChefAtRandom May 03 '25

I think you might enjoy this.

https://schlockmercenary.fandom.com/wiki/The_Seventy_Maxims_of_Maximally_Effective_Mercenaries

Also, Google Skippys list of 213 things he is no longer allowed to do in the army. Good reading lol.

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u/RK_NightSky ☢️ May 04 '25

Do unto others new additions to the list of warcrimes that were not yet discussed in the geneva convention because for haha funnies?

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u/makerofrages May 03 '25

The Geneva conventions would like a word with you

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u/Coltrain47 May 03 '25

Gorillas weren't part of the Geneva Convention, so nothing we do to them is a war crime.

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u/Cat7o0 May 03 '25

I think the Geneva convention says otherwise

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u/pimpmastahanhduece The Meme Cartel☣️ May 04 '25

They're welcome to make their own arsenals.

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u/zacthrall May 04 '25

So if I give the gorilla a machine gun your still all good to go toe to toe? Wanna make sure it’s balanced after all.