r/dankmemes • u/Morzheimer • May 03 '25

Big PP OC Seems like a skill issue

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u/Sebbe_2 May 03 '25

Gorilla here. Your argument is stupid.

There are about 1000 silverbacks left, and 8 billion of you.

1 of us vs 100 of you in a fist fight, is not comparable to 1 of us vs 8 million of you with guns.

Yes, you are currently winning. But only because you are cheating.

Give us a fair fight, and you pussies wont even stand a chance.

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u/SPARTAN-233 May 03 '25

When the monkey realises our brain to body ratio is better than his brain to body ratio

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u/waxonwaxoff87 May 03 '25

Also a bigger penis. Largest dong amongst primates.

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u/CrimsonAllah Eic memer May 03 '25

Humans still keep winning

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u/Senxind May 04 '25

I'm not

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u/Dr_Dressing May 04 '25

He said humans (invisible asterisk). You're a subspecies called loner-and-doesn't-go-out, which doesn't mean you've lost, but maybe that you haven't tried. Still better than gorillas, ez W no re.

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u/Senxind May 04 '25

I was talking about my penis

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u/Stew-of-Thruth25 May 06 '25

Yours is probably bigger than a gorilla! they are seriously tiny!!

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u/bargle0 May 03 '25

The 100 men will expose themselves to the gorilla, and the gorilla will die of shame.

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u/AdmiralLaserMoose May 03 '25

... I mean, are you gonna bang the ape?

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter May 04 '25

I guarantee someone out there would pay good money to see a 100-on-1 gorilla gangbang