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r/dankmemes • u/Morzheimer • May 03 '25
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Gorilla here. Your argument is stupid.
There are about 1000 silverbacks left, and 8 billion of you.
1 of us vs 100 of you in a fist fight, is not comparable to 1 of us vs 8 million of you with guns.
Yes, you are currently winning. But only because you are cheating.
Give us a fair fight, and you pussies wont even stand a chance.
65 u/EfficaciousJoculator May 03 '25 Gorillas put all their evolutionary skill points into muscle mass. Humans put all of theirs into brains. Us using guns to fight you is the fair fight. No different than a bird utilizing sticks to eat bugs. 15 u/LimerickExplorer May 04 '25 We actually have quite a bit of muscle too. Humans are pretty strong and we can apply our strength in greater variety of ways than any other animal. 5 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter May 04 '25 We literally divert protein from our muscles to our brain in a way that's unique compared to other mammals, we absolutely max our brain vs brawn 3 u/AceGamingStudios May 04 '25 And even after putting all their perks into muscle, they can't punch. Yeah. Gorillas can only swing their hands, not actually punch.
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Gorillas put all their evolutionary skill points into muscle mass. Humans put all of theirs into brains.
Us using guns to fight you is the fair fight. No different than a bird utilizing sticks to eat bugs.
15 u/LimerickExplorer May 04 '25 We actually have quite a bit of muscle too. Humans are pretty strong and we can apply our strength in greater variety of ways than any other animal. 5 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter May 04 '25 We literally divert protein from our muscles to our brain in a way that's unique compared to other mammals, we absolutely max our brain vs brawn 3 u/AceGamingStudios May 04 '25 And even after putting all their perks into muscle, they can't punch. Yeah. Gorillas can only swing their hands, not actually punch.
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We actually have quite a bit of muscle too. Humans are pretty strong and we can apply our strength in greater variety of ways than any other animal.
5 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter May 04 '25 We literally divert protein from our muscles to our brain in a way that's unique compared to other mammals, we absolutely max our brain vs brawn
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We literally divert protein from our muscles to our brain in a way that's unique compared to other mammals, we absolutely max our brain vs brawn
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And even after putting all their perks into muscle, they can't punch. Yeah. Gorillas can only swing their hands, not actually punch.
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u/Sebbe_2 May 03 '25
Gorilla here. Your argument is stupid.
There are about 1000 silverbacks left, and 8 billion of you.
1 of us vs 100 of you in a fist fight, is not comparable to 1 of us vs 8 million of you with guns.
Yes, you are currently winning. But only because you are cheating.
Give us a fair fight, and you pussies wont even stand a chance.