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r/dankmemes • u/Morzheimer • May 03 '25
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Gorilla here. Your argument is stupid.
There are about 1000 silverbacks left, and 8 billion of you.
1 of us vs 100 of you in a fist fight, is not comparable to 1 of us vs 8 million of you with guns.
Yes, you are currently winning. But only because you are cheating.
Give us a fair fight, and you pussies wont even stand a chance.
220 u/SPARTAN-233 May 03 '25 When the monkey realises our brain to body ratio is better than his brain to body ratio 142 u/waxonwaxoff87 May 03 '25 Also a bigger penis. Largest dong amongst primates. 90 u/CrimsonAllah Eic memer May 03 '25 Humans still keep winning 27 u/Senxind May 04 '25 I'm not 19 u/Dr_Dressing May 04 '25 He said humans (invisible asterisk). You're a subspecies called loner-and-doesn't-go-out, which doesn't mean you've lost, but maybe that you haven't tried. Still better than gorillas, ez W no re. 5 u/Senxind May 04 '25 I was talking about my penis 15 u/Dr_Dressing May 04 '25 I know. 1 u/Stew-of-Thruth25 May 06 '25 Yours is probably bigger than a gorilla! they are seriously tiny!!
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When the monkey realises our brain to body ratio is better than his brain to body ratio
142 u/waxonwaxoff87 May 03 '25 Also a bigger penis. Largest dong amongst primates. 90 u/CrimsonAllah Eic memer May 03 '25 Humans still keep winning 27 u/Senxind May 04 '25 I'm not 19 u/Dr_Dressing May 04 '25 He said humans (invisible asterisk). You're a subspecies called loner-and-doesn't-go-out, which doesn't mean you've lost, but maybe that you haven't tried. Still better than gorillas, ez W no re. 5 u/Senxind May 04 '25 I was talking about my penis 15 u/Dr_Dressing May 04 '25 I know. 1 u/Stew-of-Thruth25 May 06 '25 Yours is probably bigger than a gorilla! they are seriously tiny!!
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Also a bigger penis. Largest dong amongst primates.
90 u/CrimsonAllah Eic memer May 03 '25 Humans still keep winning 27 u/Senxind May 04 '25 I'm not 19 u/Dr_Dressing May 04 '25 He said humans (invisible asterisk). You're a subspecies called loner-and-doesn't-go-out, which doesn't mean you've lost, but maybe that you haven't tried. Still better than gorillas, ez W no re. 5 u/Senxind May 04 '25 I was talking about my penis 15 u/Dr_Dressing May 04 '25 I know. 1 u/Stew-of-Thruth25 May 06 '25 Yours is probably bigger than a gorilla! they are seriously tiny!!
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Humans still keep winning
27 u/Senxind May 04 '25 I'm not 19 u/Dr_Dressing May 04 '25 He said humans (invisible asterisk). You're a subspecies called loner-and-doesn't-go-out, which doesn't mean you've lost, but maybe that you haven't tried. Still better than gorillas, ez W no re. 5 u/Senxind May 04 '25 I was talking about my penis 15 u/Dr_Dressing May 04 '25 I know. 1 u/Stew-of-Thruth25 May 06 '25 Yours is probably bigger than a gorilla! they are seriously tiny!!
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I'm not
19 u/Dr_Dressing May 04 '25 He said humans (invisible asterisk). You're a subspecies called loner-and-doesn't-go-out, which doesn't mean you've lost, but maybe that you haven't tried. Still better than gorillas, ez W no re. 5 u/Senxind May 04 '25 I was talking about my penis 15 u/Dr_Dressing May 04 '25 I know. 1 u/Stew-of-Thruth25 May 06 '25 Yours is probably bigger than a gorilla! they are seriously tiny!!
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He said humans (invisible asterisk). You're a subspecies called loner-and-doesn't-go-out, which doesn't mean you've lost, but maybe that you haven't tried. Still better than gorillas, ez W no re.
5 u/Senxind May 04 '25 I was talking about my penis 15 u/Dr_Dressing May 04 '25 I know.
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I was talking about my penis
15 u/Dr_Dressing May 04 '25 I know.
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I know.
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Yours is probably bigger than a gorilla! they are seriously tiny!!
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u/Sebbe_2 May 03 '25
Gorilla here. Your argument is stupid.
There are about 1000 silverbacks left, and 8 billion of you.
1 of us vs 100 of you in a fist fight, is not comparable to 1 of us vs 8 million of you with guns.
Yes, you are currently winning. But only because you are cheating.
Give us a fair fight, and you pussies wont even stand a chance.