r/dankmemes May 03 '25

Big PP OC Seems like a skill issue

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u/Sebbe_2 May 03 '25

Gorilla here. Your argument is stupid.

There are about 1000 silverbacks left, and 8 billion of you.

1 of us vs 100 of you in a fist fight, is not comparable to 1 of us vs 8 million of you with guns.

Yes, you are currently winning. But only because you are cheating.

Give us a fair fight, and you pussies wont even stand a chance.

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u/losteye_enthusiast May 04 '25 edited May 04 '25

Not allowed complex tools?

Okay. As a guerilla you have little to no concept of sleep schedules or time. Zero education on how to fuck up another creature, etc

Ain’t going to be hard at all to ambush the gorilla and damage it’s eyes, then run like hell. Not difficult to break off a branch and make an end pointy, then shove it into the ear, eye or ass. I’ll shit on it first.

Or I’ll just dig out a couple holes and wedge sharp branches into the bottom, again covered with that losteye special sauce. Bury it loosely in dirt and then throw rocks at said gorilla till it comes running.

Gorillas are strong as hell, but they ain’t built to handle any basic mechanism humans have used for thousands of years to survive.