r/dankmemes ☣️ May 03 '25

Big PP OC POV: You were having a good day

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u/Telecoustic000 May 03 '25

Sight? Six slice toasters? Sick skills? Simpsons trivia knowledge? Sigmund Freud's autograph? Single coil pickups? Simple Plan's discography? Sia's actual chandelier?

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u/thegame2386 May 04 '25

Sickle cell anemia? Six fingers on their right hand? Silt deposits?

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u/Telecoustic000 May 04 '25

Silly string canisters? Sitting posture excellence? Sir status from being knighted?

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u/3000ghosts May 04 '25

sick backflips

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u/Panndaa31 May 04 '25

Sinatra's voice

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u/aDameron89 bet you're jealous May 04 '25

sixteen handlebars?

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u/Iron_Ant__ May 04 '25

Situational Awareness?

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u/PoetBoye EVIL BATMAN May 04 '25

Significant amount of money. The only right answer here

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u/averagecelt May 04 '25

Six penises. It’s six penises.

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u/Alakran1 May 04 '25

You're wrong bud, it's clearly sixty-nine penises.

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u/Telecoustic000 May 04 '25

Simply the best answer

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u/Herejustfordameme May 04 '25

Yeah, I think it's that last one

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u/Helpful_Title8302 May 04 '25

My father was slaughtered by a six fingered man

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u/td941 May 04 '25

... prepare to die?

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u/mrteas_nz May 04 '25

Six inch dicks.

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u/Grundch May 04 '25

I genuinely have no clue either

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u/Ditid May 04 '25

Six inches plus, I think?

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u/Hallieus May 04 '25

Oh I was thinking six figure salaries since that is also a stereotype

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u/Ditid May 04 '25

six figure inch count, maybe

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u/bolivar-shagnasty ☣️ May 04 '25

Six feet tall, six figure income, and six inch wiener

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u/Drewkoslol May 04 '25

The number of the beast

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u/screenslaver5963 May 04 '25

Do I need to commit more sins?

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u/Other_Beat8859 May 04 '25

Maybe 6 feet tall?

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u/the70sdiscoking 20th Century Blazers May 04 '25

Six Pence None The Richer tickets.

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u/Aggravating_Load_411 May 04 '25

Speaking of them, Kiss Me makes me feel so damn sad.

Idk why, maybe it's just the general pureness of the song makes the floodgates open.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

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u/Aggravating_Load_411 May 04 '25

That is such a sweet picture you just painted

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u/Pipodedown May 04 '25

Ah yes, I too am a hopeless romantic

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u/BreakfastXO May 04 '25

All these incorrect answers when it's obviously Silksong.

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u/the-cuck-stopper May 05 '25

Even as an ace male I would love a man with Silksong

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u/ObsesivePizza May 05 '25

I would also prefer a man with silksong. I've been waiting 6 years

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u/local_hotdog May 04 '25

six kids in their basement?

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u/Xenopass May 04 '25

Shit I will have to let some of them out then

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u/peterpeterpeterrr May 04 '25

Silly rabbit, trix are for kids

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u/MetallicAshes May 04 '25

u/comicblock significantly intricate knowledge of ancient Greece

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u/AndrewwPT Yellow May 04 '25

Honestly i prefer humbuckers. Like me some metal

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u/krabs91 May 04 '25

Wait there are six slice Toaster out there?

I’m living here like peasant with my two silce one

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u/Telecoustic000 May 04 '25

Try out a 4 slice, work your way there

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u/wiserone29 May 04 '25

Significant amounts of money.

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u/J1mj0hns0n May 04 '25

Sia actual chandelier had me in stitches lol

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u/DiamondChocobos ☣️ May 03 '25

Women scientifically prefer it if you didn't have that yee yee ass haircut

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u/Heavy-Ad-9186 May 04 '25

Don't you lecture me with your $30 haircut

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u/KevinFromIT6625 ☣️ May 04 '25

Woah Mr big bucks paying $30 for a haircut

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u/snoey123 May 04 '25

$35...Asshole. ( I hope your comment was meant to be a reference)

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u/matrixvortex51 May 04 '25

Maybe without it I’d get some bitches on my dick 😔

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u/PersimmonBig9389 May 04 '25

Maybe tenisha would even call yo’ dawg ass

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

If she ever stops fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with

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u/Satanarchrist May 04 '25

I had to pause the game because I was laughing so hard at that interaction

The way Lamar casually destroys Franklin, and Franklin's stunned face was perfect

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u/angrytomato98 May 04 '25

Found Lamar

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u/Grantelkade May 09 '25

Doing it myself like the ol times

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u/Kiyan1159 May 03 '25

My wife statistically prefers me.

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u/Mr-Smiggins May 04 '25 edited May 04 '25

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u/Finn_WolfBlood May 04 '25

What is this from? I ain't seen it in a long while

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u/Dudebug1 May 04 '25

Dulè Hill as Sam The Onion Guy in Holes. With Sigourney Weaver.

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u/xNotTheDoctorx May 04 '25

They put holes is Shia LaBeouf?!

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u/Captain_Crouton_X1 May 04 '25

Holes or Psych

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u/Faultylegend May 04 '25

Isnt it from holes?

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u/Finn_WolfBlood May 04 '25

That was my first thought but I wasn't completely sure. Now i know, thank you

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u/NinjaBreadManOO May 04 '25

Yup, it's from Holes. It's from the flashback part of the movie with the stuff about the schoolteacher.

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u/einstein2203 Mods Gay May 04 '25

Aren’t we all

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u/Aggravating_Load_411 May 04 '25

THIS IS MY HOLE!

IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

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u/Rambos_Magnum_Dong May 04 '25

I like my wife's holes

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u/bytelines ☣️ May 04 '25

I also statistically prefer this guy's wife

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u/The_Walking_Carrot May 04 '25

I also statistically prefer this guy

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u/whookid1209 May 04 '25

Mine does not.

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u/fuckoriginalusername May 04 '25

Mine didn't either.

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u/Kiyan1159 May 04 '25

RIP the homie

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u/YouDoHaveValue May 04 '25

Low sample size though, gonna need to up that N to find out if it's an outlier

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u/JohnSepticEye123 r/memes fan☣️ May 04 '25

Well, I would hope so.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

"WoMaN SciNeNtiFicAllY pReFer MeN WhiT..."

How about you scientifically strart pulling some bicthes

*base brop*

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u/IMN0VIRGIN May 04 '25

Women are scientifically attracted to intelligent men.

And that's why I have no bitches.

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u/YouDoHaveValue May 04 '25

My wife's type actually is smart skinny guys.

For a while I thought she was full of it until she told me her childhood crushes were like David Tenant, Flight of the Conchords and Jim Parsons.

When she told me her favorite original power ranger was the blue one I was like you weren't joking about having a type.

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u/WildFemmeFatale ☣️ May 04 '25

I too am a smart skinny guy lover. My bf has long hair even. Childhood me had a crush on Tarzan and Jesus. 💀 He’s definitely both of them.

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u/Warrior_of_Discord May 04 '25

Jesus 😭

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u/CoffeePuddle May 04 '25

This seems much more common with Catholics and other denominations that have a lot of... lithe imagery.

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u/WildFemmeFatale ☣️ May 04 '25

Yeah I also had a crush on N from Pokémon (green hair was so pretty, and he felt relatable, can’t remember much why, haven’t played the game in ages) and I liked Yu Gi Oh too 😂 idk, I thought his hair was badass and the deep voice actor was 🔥

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u/Arorikin May 04 '25

Oh no I think you might have the old ;)

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u/YouDoHaveValue May 04 '25

It'll happen to you too, faster than you can imagine.

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u/An_Unremarkable_Fool May 04 '25

Not if I can do something about it.

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u/EnsoElysium May 04 '25

I used to be with it, then they changed what "It" was. Now what I'm with isn't "It", and what's "It" seems weird and scary to me.

It'll happen to YOOOOUUUUU

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u/BlommeHolm Balls May 04 '25

If David Tennant and Jim Parsons are childhood things, they are young whippersnappers. You might be an actual child.

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u/Krimin May 04 '25

Sooo about that...

I hadn't turned 10 when Tennant became The Doctor, and now I'm nearing 30

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u/BlommeHolm Balls May 04 '25

I was in my mid-20s, so yeah, you are a young whippersnapper 😅

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u/MamaDMZ May 04 '25

I didn't realize i had a type until my oldest friend (intelligent tall skinny guy) pointed out my ex... himself... even my first crushes... all intelligent tall skinny dudes... I had to text my ex (still friendly) and apologize for arguing with him on that point... as he was indeed correct.

Oh, and David Tenant (especially doctor who era) can get it!

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u/Destroyer4587 May 04 '25

I’m a Redditor, need I say more?

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u/The_Woodland_Scout May 04 '25

I would say referring women as "bitches" is the true driving factor here

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u/Gexku May 04 '25

That's why I have no hoes*

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u/aDameron89 bet you're jealous May 04 '25

i have literally zero sluts

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u/Aggravating_Load_411 May 04 '25

Zilch prostitutes

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u/screenslaver5963 May 04 '25

A non quantity of professional maidens

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u/ThedirtyNose May 04 '25

My pheromones game is potent

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u/J1mj0hns0n May 04 '25

Mine is portent. Calamity ensues

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u/warriorkingss May 04 '25

How do I strart

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u/J1mj0hns0n May 04 '25

To pull things usually a form of connection from one object to another facilitates pulling. A rope is a good vector, why not find a girl who likes ropes and talk to her about why she likes ropes?

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u/Psychotic_Breakdown May 04 '25

Six figure incomes

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u/longingrustedfurnace May 04 '25

Not cause she’s a gold digger, but because you need two six-figure incomes to afford a house.

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u/fartyparty1234 May 04 '25

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger

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u/FiddlesUrDiddles Virgins in Paris May 04 '25

But she ain't messing with no broke [REMOVED BY REDDIT]

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u/LurkerPatrol May 04 '25

SHE TAKE MY MONEY

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u/Stranger1982 May 04 '25

you need two six-figure incomes to afford a house

...and eggs.

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u/Drewnessthegreat May 04 '25

I'm living proof that is not all it takes.

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u/Firemorfox May 04 '25

I don't think that's just women, ngl

Pretty sure men like six figure incomes too

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u/R0RSCHAKK May 04 '25

I would kill for a 6 figure income...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

wait but what was it going to say

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u/1ne3hree May 04 '25

Single syllable names

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

oh really? wow that's garbage

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u/Yocairo May 04 '25

I thought the idea behind this was that it just says something that you aren't, whatever it may be.

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u/Designated_Lurker_32 May 04 '25

Studies that gauge women's preferences are bullshit and often contradict themselves.

You'll see a study saying women prefer men with facial hair immediately followed by one saying they prefer a clean shave. One study will tell you that women prefer men with sharp facial features and a strong jaw while another will tell you they find babyfaced men cuter and more trustworthy as partners.

Granted, there seems to be a general preference towards height, but what exact figure of height is preferred and how much that preference actually influences partner choice is up to anyone's guess.

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u/mouse_8b May 04 '25

Height is boobs for men

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u/Dank_e_donkey THE HALFWIT May 04 '25

No way the number of guys into flat chested women as well as big boobs are innumerable. Height preference is universal for women. Like majority.

Majority of guys don't care about boob size.

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u/tootsieallgrownup May 04 '25

I guarantee you that if she gives two fucks about your height she dislikes more about you than she lets on.

A shallow rejection is usually motivated by lack of anything else to warrant attraction.

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u/Dank_e_donkey THE HALFWIT May 04 '25

Sure, man. I know. What I mean is women's rejection for height is just too common to be compared to " boob size".

Never heard a girl complaining about it.

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u/DragoCubX Trans-formers 😎 May 04 '25

I would argue this might be because "guy complaining about boob size to girl's face" is seen as incredibly sexist, while "girl complaining about height to guy's face" is seen as acceptable despite also being sexist

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u/Willow-tit May 04 '25

My guy really just went ”oh this is universal for over half the world population source: trust me” 😭😭 the day people stop giving women attributes like we’re a monolith is the day I find peace of mind.

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u/Willow-tit May 04 '25

oh trust me it's way more commonly being done to women. Especially here on reddit I constanly see some incel bullshit on mainstream subs even though I deliberatery try to stay away from it. And dont even get me started on the "women have it so easy" and "men's loneliness is not talked about enough" posts

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u/Satanarchrist May 04 '25

Shrimps is bugs for men

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u/Mojak16 May 04 '25

Height preference is simple.

Women tend to go for men taller than them, men tend to go for women smaller than them.

Being "X" height is not attractive, and people who've tied their self worth to a number like that need to remember not to give a shit and find someone who likes them for who they are.

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u/BuggiesAndCars May 04 '25

Exactly, as long as you are taller than them you should be fine and if you are like 8cm (3in?) taller than them (them in heels maybe) you should be golden.

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u/Sabz5150 May 04 '25

Height preference is simple.

Weight preference is simple, too.

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u/alandtic May 04 '25

The problem is humans are varied and different as such peoples tastes are varied and diffrent. there isn't a correct answer for atractiveness ethier for male or female. That's why study's fail when there is no objective metric you can't confirm things like this.

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u/USBattleSteed gave me this flair May 04 '25

It's dependant but women are (in general) success oriented in looking for a man. Looks are kinda secondary for a lot of women. Men on the other hand, are very much looks oriented.

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u/mobiuszeroone May 04 '25

Granted, there seems to be a general preference towards height

Seems to be, lmao.

Average male height in the US is 5'9" and 80% of women on Bubble already filtered that height out for being too short

https://www.instagram.com/p/DIjw8zYpqo5/?igsh=MThldnpsNWtndmF6

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u/Endamo May 04 '25

Almost as if women is to wide of a category and attraction is a complex Phenomenon that is highly influenced by culture and personal circumstances

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u/GenuinelyBeingNice May 04 '25

men with sharp facial features and a strong jaw while another will tell you they find babyfaced men cuter

Depends on phase of menstrual cycle.

Normally, women prefer men with soft, gentle features. During period, they prefer men with a fork stuck in their forehead.

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u/Mach0K1ng May 04 '25

Six Inches and he only got three.

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u/Revolutionary_Menu74 May 04 '25

wait it can be more than 2?

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u/YamDankies May 04 '25

You guys are getting inches?

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u/Sandee1997 May 04 '25

I’ve heard going metric sounds better

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u/LindFang May 04 '25

It's Silksong guys, I confirmed it with 3 women.

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u/B_Chev May 04 '25

-lver balls

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 May 04 '25

Women scientifically prefer men with sick lego sets.

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u/Affectionate_Pizza60 May 04 '25

Excellent. I knew my Bionicle sets would come in handy some day.

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u/LolIsThatReal May 04 '25

Six foot hight, blue eyes, a job in finance?

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u/AlexPaterson16 May 04 '25

It's always a single guy saying it as well

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u/Low-Score3292 May 04 '25

I think people need to understand that, the reason why these undesirable traits still exist in the modern day is because people across all generation where able to marry, have sex and pass on their genes. You can't blame your genetics for not being able to get laid when the only reason you have those genetics was that someone with those exact features had sex.

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u/lIlIlIIlIIIlIIIIIl May 04 '25 edited May 04 '25

To be fair, your ancestors could've had those genes, only recessive and not technically showing or activated. So it wouldn't have been a factor in the parents mating, but it could become a factor in their offspring.

Autosomal recessive conditions are serious genetic disorders passed down when a child inherits two copies of a mutated gene, one from each parent. Examples include cystic fibrosis, sickle cell disease, and Tay-Sachs disease.

For a child to develop an autosomal recessive condition, they must inherit two copies of the mutated gene, one from each parent.

Parents who carry one copy of the mutated gene are called carriers and do not typically show symptoms of the condition themselves.

Even though parents may be carriers, the chance of having a child with the condition is 25% for each pregnancy, according to the National Library of Medicine.

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u/lemontwistcultist May 04 '25

Comments full of copium

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u/MegaVix May 04 '25

Women scientifically prefer men with simply good manners

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u/1ne3hree May 04 '25

Sine functions on their pocket calculators

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u/Brilliant_Garlic69 ☣️ May 04 '25

Six inches

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u/Panda_Pillows May 04 '25

Whew, I barely made it!

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u/THEoddistchild May 04 '25

Damn, you are one tall ass fairy

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u/supermercado99 May 04 '25

Silly string?

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u/TeddyFatesh May 04 '25

Guys I asked ChatGPT and it said “sincere personalities”

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u/yellowlotusx May 04 '25

I....i dont get it....

Sigma?

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u/salkin_reslif_97 May 04 '25

si- what? Sith-eyes? This would explain, why I won't get one...

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u/Sea-Course-5171 May 04 '25

statistically would actually make sense. Like, if you survey 10000 Women (which would still not be representative of the 170 million women in the US alone. For a 10% margin of error, the survey would need to collect data from 2.7 million women) and 75% say that they prefer men a certain way, you can say that women statistically prefer that trait.

That doesn't apply to all women, it just means that if you pick a random woman from a group, the chances that she prefers that trait over it's anti-trait are xx%.

Remember people, statistics are never about singular people, but about groups. The larger the group, the larger the sample must be to be representative.

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u/Qaktus May 04 '25

Yea dankmemes became an incel sub , abondon ship.

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u/hansuluthegrey May 04 '25

Well yeah. Men also prefer filthy rich stay at home hot women. Doesn't mean theyre common or would be be chosen by the demographic tho

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u/schoolgrrl May 04 '25

women feel the same way... i think its bad people with ai trying to separate us further...

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u/SteveJobsOfficial May 04 '25

women scientifically prefer men that aren't incels

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u/demitroflz May 04 '25

Men with silverback gorilla ?

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u/Electronic-Worker-10 May 04 '25

They just prefer everyone but me

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u/AwareVolcano325 May 04 '25

Heres how to replace your car with a car First, you wanna remove the sheehs in the stots shifihs

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u/Wyeed May 04 '25

Man with sii? 😎

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u/osiris_89 May 04 '25

Was not expecting an Attack on Titan meme here. Win.

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u/Soskiz May 04 '25

With Sith Affiliation??? With "Si" what? With "yes" like yes man? I dunno

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u/Flowy_Aerie_77 May 04 '25

Most of these stuff isn't needed to get laid. Else, you'd not see solid 4s getting married all the time. I always say that caring for your appearance is good, but focus is improving your personality as a whole, while staying true to yourself, because nobody is here to please others for no moral reason in the detriment of your own values. That said, not mindlessly following impulses and emotions and actually figuring out what they mean is the way, because nobody's here to be a jackass out of control, either.

I think most women can see through the act men put on when they're trying to impress them and it's so cringe. It's even worse when the dude follows some kind of dating coach, it makes anyone puke in their mouths. And they get clients also by creating insecurities that shouldn't exist so you pay them and their business partners money for stuff to fulfill a demand they created themselves. So a lot of it is bs.

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog May 04 '25

“With simp qualities”

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u/Phvntvstic May 04 '25

what if you're over

what do you do?

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u/Dank_e_donkey THE HALFWIT May 04 '25

-x feet, six.figures and six inches..

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u/Numinex26 May 04 '25

I adored Gambit and scrawny singers/ guitarists. Married to a scrawny guitar player who has an affinity for cards.

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u/FenixOfNafo May 04 '25

Si... What?? Six inches?? Six figures??

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u/Hryzzo May 04 '25

Me when I don't have si-"

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u/Hugh_Jampton May 04 '25

R Roger Moore as their favourite James Bond

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u/Disaster7363 May 04 '25

Based, it's pointless haha