r/dankmemes • u/Informal-Classroom83 ☣️ • May 03 '25

Big PP OC POV: You were having a good day

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u/Telecoustic000 May 03 '25

Sight? Six slice toasters? Sick skills? Simpsons trivia knowledge? Sigmund Freud's autograph? Single coil pickups? Simple Plan's discography? Sia's actual chandelier?

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u/thegame2386 May 04 '25

Sickle cell anemia? Six fingers on their right hand? Silt deposits?

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u/Telecoustic000 May 04 '25

Silly string canisters? Sitting posture excellence? Sir status from being knighted?

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u/3000ghosts May 04 '25

sick backflips

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u/Panndaa31 May 04 '25

Sinatra's voice

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u/aDameron89 bet you're jealous May 04 '25

sixteen handlebars?

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u/Iron_Ant__ May 04 '25

Situational Awareness?

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u/PoetBoye EVIL BATMAN May 04 '25

Significant amount of money. The only right answer here

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u/averagecelt May 04 '25

Six penises. It’s six penises.

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u/Alakran1 May 04 '25

You're wrong bud, it's clearly sixty-nine penises.

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u/Telecoustic000 May 04 '25

Simply the best answer

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u/ValhallaStarfire May 04 '25

Silica gel packets stuffed in the junk drawer of their kitchen.

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u/Herejustfordameme May 04 '25

Yeah, I think it's that last one

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u/Helpful_Title8302 May 04 '25

My father was slaughtered by a six fingered man

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u/td941 May 04 '25

... prepare to die?

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u/mrteas_nz May 04 '25

Six inch dicks.

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u/Grundch May 04 '25

I genuinely have no clue either

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u/Ditid May 04 '25

Six inches plus, I think?

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u/Hallieus May 04 '25

Oh I was thinking six figure salaries since that is also a stereotype

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u/Ditid May 04 '25

six figure inch count, maybe

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u/bolivar-shagnasty ☣️ May 04 '25

Six feet tall, six figure income, and six inch wiener

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u/Drewkoslol May 04 '25

The number of the beast

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u/screenslaver5963 May 04 '25

Do I need to commit more sins?

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u/syko-san [custom flair] May 04 '25

Yes.

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u/DJIsSuperCool May 04 '25

5/4/25 Is it over for me?

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u/Other_Beat8859 May 04 '25

Maybe 6 feet tall?

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u/the70sdiscoking 20th Century Blazers May 04 '25

Six Pence None The Richer tickets.

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u/Aggravating_Load_411 May 04 '25

Speaking of them, Kiss Me makes me feel so damn sad.

Idk why, maybe it's just the general pureness of the song makes the floodgates open.

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u/Aggravating_Load_411 May 04 '25

That is such a sweet picture you just painted

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u/Pipodedown May 04 '25

Ah yes, I too am a hopeless romantic

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u/Aggravating_Load_411 May 05 '25

Like idk, it just seems so pure. There's no filth or lust in it, just pure wholesomeness and it makes me weep.

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u/Pipodedown May 05 '25

I know, it makes me sad too, cuz it makes me fantasize about a beautiful and wholesome romance like youre describing, but thats something that feels super out of reach nowadays

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u/Aggravating_Load_411 May 05 '25

Yeah, what a great piece of music.

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u/BreakfastXO May 04 '25

All these incorrect answers when it's obviously Silksong.

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u/the-cuck-stopper May 05 '25

Even as an ace male I would love a man with Silksong

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u/ObsesivePizza May 05 '25

I would also prefer a man with silksong. I've been waiting 6 years

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u/local_hotdog May 04 '25

six kids in their basement?

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u/Xenopass May 04 '25

Shit I will have to let some of them out then

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u/peterpeterpeterrr May 04 '25

Silly rabbit, trix are for kids

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u/MetallicAshes May 04 '25

u/comicblock significantly intricate knowledge of ancient Greece

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u/AndrewwPT Yellow May 04 '25

Honestly i prefer humbuckers. Like me some metal

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u/krabs91 May 04 '25

Wait there are six slice Toaster out there?

I’m living here like peasant with my two silce one

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u/Telecoustic000 May 04 '25

Try out a 4 slice, work your way there

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u/wiserone29 May 04 '25

Significant amounts of money.

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u/J1mj0hns0n May 04 '25

Sia actual chandelier had me in stitches lol