r/dankmemes • u/Informal-Classroom83 ☣️ • May 03 '25

Big PP OC POV: You were having a good day

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u/IMN0VIRGIN May 04 '25

Women are scientifically attracted to intelligent men.

And that's why I have no bitches.

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u/YouDoHaveValue May 04 '25

My wife's type actually is smart skinny guys.

For a while I thought she was full of it until she told me her childhood crushes were like David Tenant, Flight of the Conchords and Jim Parsons.

When she told me her favorite original power ranger was the blue one I was like you weren't joking about having a type.

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u/WildFemmeFatale ☣️ May 04 '25

I too am a smart skinny guy lover. My bf has long hair even. Childhood me had a crush on Tarzan and Jesus. 💀 He’s definitely both of them.

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u/Warrior_of_Discord May 04 '25

Jesus 😭

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u/CoffeePuddle May 04 '25

This seems much more common with Catholics and other denominations that have a lot of... lithe imagery.

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u/WildFemmeFatale ☣️ May 04 '25

Yeah I also had a crush on N from Pokémon (green hair was so pretty, and he felt relatable, can’t remember much why, haven’t played the game in ages) and I liked Yu Gi Oh too 😂 idk, I thought his hair was badass and the deep voice actor was 🔥

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u/Arorikin May 04 '25

Oh no I think you might have the old ;)

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u/YouDoHaveValue May 04 '25

It'll happen to you too, faster than you can imagine.

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u/An_Unremarkable_Fool May 04 '25

Not if I can do something about it.

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u/TheDominator09 I hate memes May 05 '25

Lemme know when you do

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u/EnsoElysium May 04 '25

I used to be with it, then they changed what "It" was. Now what I'm with isn't "It", and what's "It" seems weird and scary to me.

It'll happen to YOOOOUUUUU

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u/BlommeHolm Balls May 04 '25

If David Tennant and Jim Parsons are childhood things, they are young whippersnappers. You might be an actual child.

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u/Krimin May 04 '25

Sooo about that...

I hadn't turned 10 when Tennant became The Doctor, and now I'm nearing 30

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u/BlommeHolm Balls May 04 '25

I was in my mid-20s, so yeah, you are a young whippersnapper 😅

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u/Logflogger007 May 04 '25

20's? Baby.

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u/MamaDMZ May 04 '25

I didn't realize i had a type until my oldest friend (intelligent tall skinny guy) pointed out my ex... himself... even my first crushes... all intelligent tall skinny dudes... I had to text my ex (still friendly) and apologize for arguing with him on that point... as he was indeed correct.

Oh, and David Tenant (especially doctor who era) can get it!

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u/Destroyer4587 May 04 '25

I’m a Redditor, need I say more?

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u/The_Woodland_Scout May 04 '25

I would say referring women as "bitches" is the true driving factor here

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u/Gexku May 04 '25

That's why I have no hoes*

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u/aDameron89 bet you're jealous May 04 '25

i have literally zero sluts

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u/Aggravating_Load_411 May 04 '25

Zilch prostitutes

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u/screenslaver5963 May 04 '25

A non quantity of professional maidens

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u/RelativelyDank May 04 '25

damn if i lived during ancient greek times i'd have too many to count