r/dankmemes ☣️ May 03 '25

Big PP OC POV: You were having a good day

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u/IMN0VIRGIN May 04 '25

Women are scientifically attracted to intelligent men.

And that's why I have no bitches.

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u/YouDoHaveValue May 04 '25

My wife's type actually is smart skinny guys.

For a while I thought she was full of it until she told me her childhood crushes were like David Tenant, Flight of the Conchords and Jim Parsons.

When she told me her favorite original power ranger was the blue one I was like you weren't joking about having a type.

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u/Arorikin May 04 '25

Oh no I think you might have the old ;)

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u/YouDoHaveValue May 04 '25

It'll happen to you too, faster than you can imagine.

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u/An_Unremarkable_Fool May 04 '25

Not if I can do something about it.

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u/TheDominator09 I hate memes May 05 '25

Lemme know when you do