r/dankmemes ☣️ May 03 '25

Big PP OC POV: You were having a good day

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u/IMN0VIRGIN May 04 '25

Women are scientifically attracted to intelligent men.

And that's why I have no bitches.

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u/YouDoHaveValue May 04 '25

My wife's type actually is smart skinny guys.

For a while I thought she was full of it until she told me her childhood crushes were like David Tenant, Flight of the Conchords and Jim Parsons.

When she told me her favorite original power ranger was the blue one I was like you weren't joking about having a type.

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u/Arorikin May 04 '25

Oh no I think you might have the old ;)

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u/BlommeHolm Balls May 04 '25

If David Tennant and Jim Parsons are childhood things, they are young whippersnappers. You might be an actual child.

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u/Krimin May 04 '25

Sooo about that...

I hadn't turned 10 when Tennant became The Doctor, and now I'm nearing 30

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u/BlommeHolm Balls May 04 '25

I was in my mid-20s, so yeah, you are a young whippersnapper 😅

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u/Logflogger007 May 04 '25

20's? Baby.