r/dankmemes May 04 '25

meta Get this man his own planet atp

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u/NieMonD r/memes fan May 04 '25

but I have to turn the kitchen light off to save the planet

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u/ItWasLikeWhite May 04 '25

The fucking paper straws on my capri sun

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u/miner3115 try hard May 04 '25

Microplastics and carbon emissions are two different environmental issues.

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u/COLDCYAN10 May 04 '25

the straw isn't even about micro plastics, hell there is more micro plastics that comes from our clothes than from anything

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u/miner3115 try hard May 04 '25

Although I am sure it is a small source of microplastics compared to other sources, they still produce them. We are trying to avoid all single use plastics, straws included.

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u/Barepaaliksom May 05 '25

Yeah but the straws are mostly about the turtles

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u/Pintsocream May 05 '25

That one pic of a turtle with a plastic straw shoved up his nose has hurt the planet more than any dictatorship or fascist regime

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u/cant_pass_CAPTCHA May 05 '25

Isn't it crazy we all know exactly which picture started all of this?

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u/SilverDiscount6751 May 06 '25

Cant do shit about that since women like buying clothes too much, including the environmentalists ones (on average). Cant throw away the entire female vote!

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u/ItWasLikeWhite May 04 '25

Thank you for making that clear